DICTIONARY FOR ARGUING WITH WOMEN

[Giskat09 2]

DICTIONARY FOR ARGUING WITH WOMEN

1. “Fine”

This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are right but can’t stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that you should shut up. (NEVER use “Fine” to describe how she looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.)

2. “Five minutes”

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so women feel that it’s an even trade.

3. “Nothing”

“Nothing” means something and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” and end with the word “Fine.”

4. “Go Ahead” (with raised eyebrows)

This is NOT permission; it’s a dare! If you mistake it for permission, the result will be the woman will get upset over “Nothing” and you’ll have a “Five-minute” discussion that will end with the word “Fine.”

5. “Go Ahead” (normal eyebrows)

This is NOT permission, either. It means, “I give up” or “do what you want because I don’t care.” You will get a raised eyebrow “Go Ahead” in just a few minutes, followed by “Nothing” and “Fine” and she will talk to you in about “Five Minutes” when she cools off.

6. “Loud Sigh”

This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement.

Very frequently misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are a complete idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing.”

7. “Soft Sigh”

Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. “Soft Sighs” are one of the few things that some men actually understand. It means she is momentarily content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe in the hope that the moment will last a bit longer.

8. “Oh”

This word-followed by any statement-is trouble. Example; “Oh, let me get that”. Or, “Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night.” If she says “Oh” before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit.

She will tell you that she is “Fine” when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least two days.

9. “That’s Okay”

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man.

“That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding what the penalty will be for whatever you have done. “That’s Okay” is often used with the word “Fine” and in conjunction with a raised eyebrow “Go Ahead.” Once she has had time to plan it out, you are in for some mighty big trouble.

10. “Please Do”

This is not a statement, it is an offer. The woman is giving you the chance to come up with an excuse for what you have done. In other words, a chance to get yourself into even more trouble. If you handle this correctly, you shouldn’t get a “That’s Okay.”

11. “Thanks”

The woman is thanking you. Don’t faint and don’t look for hidden meaning. Just say, “you’re welcome.”

12. “Thanks A Lot”

Dramatically different from “Thanks.” A woman will say “Thanks A Lot” when she is really ticked off at you. It is usually followed by the “Loud Sigh.” This signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the “Loud Sigh,” as she will only tell you “Nothing.”.

[dalegg 143]

DICTIONARY FOR ARGUING WITH WOMEN

1. “Fine”

This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are right but can’t stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that you should shut up. (NEVER use “Fine” to describe how she looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.)

I remember this one. I asked my ex wife if shed mind if me and some of my friends left for a while and she gave me the "fine" in front of them. I told them- "see, she said 'fine'!". They quickly pulled out the dictionary and corrected me.

[Giskat09 2]

Hahaha! uh oh...

[LuzyC 0]

3. “Nothing”

“Nothing” means something and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” and end with the word “Fine.”

Gary knows everything when I give him a nothing response! He knows something on nothing ...

[Giskat09 2]

haha... beware husbands!

[sj5 4]

[Amby 490]

just don't argue with me because I'm right if I'm really right or not. so don't even bother

[Giskat09 2]

[✿Ice Rain✿ 0]

hehe, very nice post Khate.. with sense..

DICTIONARY FOR ARGUING WITH WOMEN

1. “Fine”

This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are right but can’t stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that you should shut up. (NEVER use “Fine” to describe how she looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.)

2. “Five minutes”

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so women feel that it’s an even trade.

3. “Nothing”

“Nothing” means something and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” and end with the word “Fine.”

4. “Go Ahead” (with raised eyebrows)

This is NOT permission; it’s a dare! If you mistake it for permission, the result will be the woman will get upset over “Nothing” and you’ll have a “Five-minute” discussion that will end with the word “Fine.”

5. “Go Ahead” (normal eyebrows)

This is NOT permission, either. It means, “I give up” or “do what you want because I don’t care.” You will get a raised eyebrow “Go Ahead” in just a few minutes, followed by “Nothing” and “Fine” and she will talk to you in about “Five Minutes” when she cools off.

6. “Loud Sigh”

This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement.

Very frequently misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are a complete idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing.”

7. “Soft Sigh”

Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. “Soft Sighs” are one of the few things that some men actually understand. It means she is momentarily content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe in the hope that the moment will last a bit longer.

8. “Oh”

This word-followed by any statement-is trouble. Example; “Oh, let me get that”. Or, “Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night.” If she says “Oh” before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit.

She will tell you that she is “Fine” when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least two days.

9. “That’s Okay”

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man.

“That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding what the penalty will be for whatever you have done. “That’s Okay” is often used with the word “Fine” and in conjunction with a raised eyebrow “Go Ahead.” Once she has had time to plan it out, you are in for some mighty big trouble.

10. “Please Do”

This is not a statement, it is an offer. The woman is giving you the chance to come up with an excuse for what you have done. In other words, a chance to get yourself into even more trouble. If you handle this correctly, you shouldn’t get a “That’s Okay.”

11. “Thanks”

The woman is thanking you. Don’t faint and don’t look for hidden meaning. Just say, “you’re welcome.”

12. “Thanks A Lot”

Dramatically different from “Thanks.” A woman will say “Thanks A Lot” when she is really ticked off at you. It is usually followed by the “Loud Sigh.” This signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the “Loud Sigh,” as she will only tell you “Nothing.”.

[Ms. Squirrel 11]

I follow two simple rules and it works wonderfully

Rule #1 - I am always right

Rule #2 - It's always his fault

[Alex & Rachel 78]

I used to say 'nothing', but Alex would persist until I eventually caved in and told him what the matter was. It was really irritating the first couple of times - because 'nothing' means you are really reluctant to talk - but I had to (very) grudgingly admit that talking about it made me feel better. It works both ways, though - I sometimes get the 'nothing' from him and then I have to persist and remind him that he'd be doing the same if the situations were reversed. We've never really argued but we can both be pretty good at sulking, and being forced to talk about what the matter is - no matter how annoyed it makes us at that moment - works out for the best in the end.

[Giskat09 2]

Wow that's nice!

I think it all takes PATIENCE and UNDERSTANDING...

[amiquechu 0]

The men's dictionary only has five words...

1. I'm

2. Sorry

3. It's

4. My

5. Fault

[pugsly 0]

My grandmothers words to my grandfather.

"Even when i am wrong, I am right. Dont you understand this?

[Amby 490]

I follow two simple rules and it works wonderfully

Rule #1 - I am always right

Rule #2 - It's always his fault

julie I think we went to the same school of arguments