Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

[almaty 19]

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following

question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your

wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a armed thug appears with a huge knife

comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,

screams obscenities, raises the knife,

and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do

you do?

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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

What does the law say about this situation?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway,

and what kind of message does

this send to society and to my children?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be

content just to wound me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day

and make this happier, healthier street that would

discourage such behavior.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Southerner's Answer: *

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the

Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?

Son: Can I shoot the next one!

Wife: You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist!

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If I was armed and if I was an expert shot, no question. Bang.

Of course, I'm neither armed nor am I an expert shot so I'd most likely throw pine cones at him and hope it hurts.

[Nessa 23]

[Amby 490]

If I was armed and an expert shot I'd definately go BANG! But I'm neither so I'd kick him in the balls.

[SMOKE 1,426]

Southerner!

but its a sig w/ black talons

[almaty 19]

If I was armed and if I was an expert shot, no question. Bang.

Of course, I'm neither armed nor am I an expert shot so I'd most likely throw pine cones at him and hope it hurts.

bullsh!t..you scream like a little girl and run down the street.,..............

so would I

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

If I was armed and if I was an expert shot, no question. Bang.

Of course, I'm neither armed nor am I an expert shot so I'd most likely throw pine cones at him and hope it hurts.

bullsh!t..you scream like a little girl and run down the street.,..............

so would I

[Ban Hammer 14,301]

You are carrying a Glock cal 40

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the

Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?

Son: Can I shoot the next one!

Wife: You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist!

it should be noted that a glock .40 cal has a capacity of 10,15, or 17 rounds +1 in the pipe. he only fires 9 times in the first before reloading and runs out again at 9 shots.

personally i prefer the daewoo dh-40