solmarc

Is Ok... I think they are going to send Us to sept, i am planning to leave in sept so probably is the best for Us... not happy anyway...lol.

Hi, just when to the embassy in dominican republic, we didnt get an interview in august ... i have to change my wedding date...

Way to go S and T !!!! Although I do hope that T is better soon....It must be soooo nice to be able to actually "rest" being aware that part is all over. I am totally over joyed for you both May T wake up feeling better and the journey back go smoothly....finish up your packing (God Im so fed up of packing lol...this place looks empty and bare...lots of cases in the hallway ready to go lol...not that we are egaer of course....it Positive Mental Attitude...thats what I say, our interview will be just great and the passport will be back to us in no time)...anyway Travel safely home...soooo excited.

Poacher...Good luck....you sound pretty damn confident so I cant wait to see that word "approved" tomorrow...You remind me of Ken being all relaxed and calm...well to the rest of the world anyway lol...I get terribly paniced, he keeps his cool. Anyway, glad everything went well....Looking forward to tomorrows post.

Solmarc.....any date yet?? did Honey get to call the DOS today??

Lonick.....did Peters visa arrive yet?? Praying that it does for you.

Lesie?? Nancy?? any word yet??

hugs to all xxx

Ugh

LOL funny as we posted pretty much at the same time....Im sorry they havent given you and Honey a date yet...it sucks.

Huggles xx

Is Ok... I think they are going to send Us to sept, i am planning to leave in sept so probably is the best for Us... not happy anyway...lol.

I'll do a consulate review later in the right place, but just as an addendum.

Minsk Lode: Did fine by us, but heard of at least 2 cases from people the same day that they completely screwed up the paperwork on.

Translations, apostiles etc (new requirement by Warsaw for divorce, police certs, maybe others) - big fail. T could have done a better job, we caught one mistake that cost us 14+ hours and 4 train tickets to fix, but - at least we DID catch it BEFORE the interview!! Double check EVERYTHING, even those coming from 'official' sources, at least one of our docs initially was 'not the right one,' then the apostile/translation issue as well.

Warsaw Embassy - Everyone we dealt with was nice and friendly. While they seem to generally be on the lower side of stress/'extra ad-hoc requirements,' I think that my being there with her likely made the process a bit smoother, as we were effectively only asked 3 questions, asked for no additional docs at all from us, not even my tax returns, just the Affadavit itself, nothing for relationship, etc.(or maybe he just saw the 6" folder I walked up with? ) Again, our initial package was very much front-loaded with relationship proof, so I can't say why they didn't ask for anything, but, well, who cares? We saw the guy deal with a very old woman who they could barely communicate with, and he 'bumped' her to the front of a few lines, and made efforts to understand her and was generally genuinely nice in a somewhat funny and potentially difficult situation. Kudos to him. One of the COs dealt with an older guy from BY that must have been back no less than 4 or 5 times, each time missing something. He spoke little English, but the Consulate staff were friendly to him, joking (not in a mean way), and could have made his situation much worse if they didn't allow several followups from him, but things turned out well. Their email communication was pretty slow (~2 weeks), and I think handing out a checklist explaining the number of times to be called to different windows, maybe a few paragraphs and a short checklist covering the number of times to be called to a window and purpose of each, but really, it was nice to feel human again and be treated as such by the Consulate, after ~6 months of feeling like a number in some unknown system leading to the interview and approval itself. I got the impression that at least to the few people we were exposed to, they enjoy their jobs, and treated people decently, something always to be commended, especially after reading some people's experiences at other consulates. Now if only the Polish Embassy in BY were as nice...

yayyyy SANDT happy for you guys!!!! finally you can both go home...

khar i am sure you will be approved... big hugs, still nothing for me

Really happy, at least they will finally work with your case...

Hey you Guys, Honey called today... nothing

Lohninck, I'm glad to hear that your mom is doing better! Did the doctors ever figure out what caused this? I'm hoping for you and Peter that he gets his passport back tomorrow!

I've also called the Customer Service Center to report a problem with our application since we are still waiting for our NOA2. it was a relief to hear the man on the other side say that ours is outside application processing times and he put in an inquiry for me. Hopefully we'll hear something soon. If not, I'm going to keep calling!!! Has anyone else had any experience with this?

Really happy, at least they will finally work with your case...

No sleep at all for T, and very little for me, I swear they put the wrong train wheels on (they swap crossing from Belarus into Poland and elsewhere into the EU, slightly different track sizes). That ride was LOUD. Boarding the train was entertaining; I had my passport replaced some time ago, and now have a stack of Belarusian Visas, including what OVIR told us wouldn't be done, a double entry Visa for over 30 days. The train Passport control seems to also never have seen a US Passport before; he kept rubbing it between his fingers, like the paint might come off or something. Went to the station at 1:15am, through customers, on train and moving around 2:40am, in Warsaw around 6:30am, or so.

Going through BY then PL customs on the train itself was pretty painless, although I swear one of the two should change their uniforms, I started speaking (minor) Russian to the PL customs officer who came into our cabin, before being told I was using the wrong language. Oops. Exhausted when we got off the train in Warsaw, I found a luggage locker and just locked it there, to annoy us less in zombie mode. We took a pair of huge binders, with T's package, and my duplicates, along with hopefully way more than they would ever need.

We got slightly lost, but hey, I bought a map, and we did good. We realized we should brush our teeth, so brushed on a park bench, casually spitting when no one was looking, and wishing we'd brought some water. Ok, so we had planned on some sleep on the way, then a cafe for some coffee, but we had a little adventure. T had been in Warsaw before, and the rain notwithstanding (yeah, ok, the umbrella was right next to the bottle of water, back in the train locker..), holding the folding file upside down so the papers wouldn't get wet (only a light occasional few drops or I would have found another umbrella, before I'm chastised :) ). We eventually somewhat loosely guided/wandered the right way, and found the embassy. Early, even.

We were told to go to the Red line, while everyone else was on the yellow or blue; we thought, woo hoo, we're first! Ok, not quite. We got a number, starting with an 'I,' which apparently is for immigration Visas- Poland, regardless of USCIS and DOS, classifies K Visas as Immigrant visas, I'm unsure anyone can say why. Most of the others got letters starting with 'H,' and apparently, they go first. Or something.

The windows were sort of like OTB or movie theatre tickets, just a line of numbered windows 1-10, with 3 of them through a doorway, the rest all in the 'big room.' At one point, we were called to one of the windows, and we got ready to hand over the stack of paperwork; nope, false alarm, but T did finally get fingerprinted, then we went to another window (once called by number) to pay the $360 new fee, then back to hand in the full package, although they wouldn't take more than my I384 (just the one page, none of the rest, no relationship evidence, said all would go to the CO if he/she wanted or needed it. Eventually, the 'H people' (possibly work and non immigration), even those after us, went. Most of the windows weren't open. There was a younger guy in window 7, who we could see going through people's paperwork with a red pen, occasionally looking at a computer screen. Another covering 8-10 windows seemed mostly a clerk, and window 1 cashier. There was one other window open, I never did see the woman, but somehow I felt like I wanted us to get the guy, I can't say why for sure, but he seemed professional and nice to me. Ok, plus, in reading all other Warsaw reports, it seemed like at least one woman there wasn't so nice, and most people said 'the guy' was friendly and good to deal with. We had nearly no sleep at all, I might have caught 30 minutes, T was doing amazingly well on energy considering it all, but hey, we had 20-30 pictures, we had apostled, notarized, certified translations, even though they had tried to throw us a curve ball already back on Thursday when we had found ONE document with her name wrong, so spent 14+ hours correcting it back in Minsk, and train rides, we had originals to everything, and many copies (we had at least 5 inches of actual paperwork on hand)....we're up, nervous, but..we're up.

'TG' (The Guy) thanked me for coming, saying it was rare for the USC to attend. I told him I wouldn't miss it for anything to be there with T. He swore her in, said we had a very well put together package, asked us when we planned on going to the US, mentioned something about a mis-spelling on her name on a prior Visa record for her, but that everything was fine. So we waited to be able to hand off the 20-30 pictures (there were already a half dozen in the K1, plus 30+ pages of email and skype logs, tickets, etc) plus another inch or two of papers, and - he never asked. Everything seemed fine, he gave us a piece of paper to come back between 8-10am in the morning, mentioned all is well, just the overnight for names database or some such, then we'd leave her passport and come back to get it at 3-4pm.

Of course, neither one of us had heard of the whole 'come back at 8-10am' piece, so we were expecting to finally have 'release,' but instead, we're kinda, mostly, pretty sure everything is OK, but.

There was another woman there who was also on a K1 (the only other out of all of them, there alone), so we waited for her outside the Embassy to ask if she also had to come back at 8-10am. She took a long time, but then finally came out. Uh oh. The medical facility in Minsk managed to screw up her paperwork, apparently a single form. You know, one they've done thousands of times before? One that is sealed, so neither the petitioner nor beneficiary can even make sure it's all right. She was not happy. She did have a note from the US Embassy requesting expedited service (it is usually a ~2 week turnaround for Polish Visas for BY citizens). I thought I had a good idea, and mentioned that she could redo the entire medical in Warsaw, same day, to then go back and finish up her interview, but we think she's going back to BY. We do think once that's done, though, she's approved.

T is finally getting some sleep now; we did a little roaming Warsaw, found a cool cafe, until our bodies said it's time for sleep, NOW.

We're apparently going back between 8-10am tomorrow, but after talking to a few random people coming out, as well as searching through more Warsaw interviews, it seems like it's all normal, but it's just such a tease; we've been waiting to exhale, to not celebrate before that Visa is in her passport, but now are still technically waiting, again.

I won't write about contingency cases lest I jinx us somehow, but I will say that while no donkeys were involved, I did actually bring a picture of a horse along with us in the stack to give to TG. Ok, I'm passing out soon, at least for a little while now. Hopefully in less than 24 hours..hopefully.

Hey, you will get it tomorrow, you will see!!! lough a lot with the horse pic, come on write as soon as you get approve, if you have a chance, i went down desperate to see the approved word... but tomorrow we all going to see it!!!! get some rest, have a celebration day tomorrow waiting for you guys...

christina, have fun....say hello to my fellow UK citizens, hugs to your mom...hope she is doing well....cant have the mother of the bride getting ill now....she would miss out on the candy buffet lol. I hope Peters visa arrives...the guest have started arriving before the groom lol....bless him. Big hugs, Im just so pleased for you....even more so when the visa gets to him lol.

Poacher....pleased that you and your luggage made it in one piece...ohhh and that the robe stayed behind he he he. Good luck again....Cant wait to read that you guys passed everything!!

Solmarc....I hope that you get your long awaited date this week....along with Leasie....and Nancy gets her NOA 2....good luck to all that are waiting around for some damn thing or another.

Loh, i am really close to my mom, even when we had an argument this morning about a stupid thing, like always, but she is my everything... So i know how hard that moment was for you...

Uk, Honey is calling this morning, fingers cross again...lol.

My kitty, i call her mumucha (the first time i called her like that i meant muchacha (that means girl in english) but i paraphrased it i guess and said that) she woke me up this morning, she doesn't understand i am off... after my father called from Spain and made me get up, he is soooo happy Spain won the World Cup, and then the argument with mom, thank God was over the phone, i could hung up, because i wouldn't be on the computer, she would be yelling at me still... long story about Mom, so not talking about it, less say i want to apologize and it wasn't my fault, but she is always right, like customers.

In a positive note, was up SANDT, tell Us we are waiting!!!!

Congrats Lohninck!

I haven't had time to catch up on the thread, maybe in a few days..we're getting on a train shortly en route to the interview, fingers and EVERYTHING are crossed!!

Hope everyone has had or has a smooth journey.

SandT fingers cross for you tomorrow that everything goes smooth... give Us the good news soon!!!

Kharkovpoacher... let me tell you that that donkey didnt stop, wasnt my fault, he was jumping into anything that had a skirt... but did you notes' the midget learned how to dance bachata? have a safe trip, and return with Vika with you...

Lohn sorry about your mom, the doctors haven't said anything of what happen?

Leslie i got home, the car was found... We are in the same waiting, I wanna know, What are they doing up there that they dont give me an interview? i have a month and a half almost without any exercise!!!!

We have a storm in the caribbean area, so is been raining three days, and lighnings, thunders, really fun, lol... i got home from my job and planning to stay home, make pina coladas, so easy to make, if any of you want to try the recipe let me know... promise no alcohol, i learn my lesson, at least for this week...

Uk i got this bachelorette party invitations, so SEX and the City, lol... i have no idea when is going to be, how is going to be and where, but got the invitations, i have to be positive...

Yeee, i feel lonely around here, where is the love?

Just an update. Sitting at the bar at RDU airport, drinking a beer of course. The midget got stopped by TSA and my donkey did not have the correct shots to travel. I think he contracted something in the Dominican. What's up with that Solmarc.LOL.

Letms keep the karma going people. We all want to cross the finish line.

Leslie, NO SEX until wedding. That does not apply to eastern europe filers by the way.

Lohninck, you go girl. Have a great wedding.

I might update y'all one or two times. Thanks for the sendoff, we are a messed up group. Dysfunction junction describes us.

Kharkovpoacher... let me tell you that that donkey didnt stop, wasnt my fault, he was jumping into anything that had a skirt... but did you notes' the midget learned how to dance bachata? have a safe trip, and return with Vika with you...

Lohn sorry about your mom, the doctors haven't said anything of what happen?

Leslie i got home, the car was found... We are in the same waiting, I wanna know, What are they doing up there that they dont give me an interview? i have a month and a half almost without any exercise!!!!

We have a storm in the caribbean area, so is been raining three days, and lighnings, thunders, really fun, lol... i got home from my job and planning to stay home, make pina coladas, so easy to make, if any of you want to try the recipe let me know... promise no alcohol, i learn my lesson, at least for this week...

Uk i got this bachelorette party invitations, so SEX and the City, lol... i have no idea when is going to be, how is going to be and where, but got the invitations, i have to be positive...

Solmarc, where did you leave the donkey and midget? Did you trade them for more margiritas? The donkey will usually find his way back. Check the local jail for the midget. He usually ends up there.

Lohninck, have a great wedding next Saturday. Remember, no SEX until then. God, I hope Vika doesn't put me on that path.

UK, not packed yet, but close. Had to get all of my work things in order to disappear for two weeks. I fly out tomorrow morning, so I've got time. I can't find my darn umbrella. Oh well. I still have some time to look for it. I have everything set up. Apartment in Kyiv rented, driver meeting us at the airport, Vika arrives by bus one hour after I land. Hopefully I will be through customs and immigration by then. Just depends on how many flights arrive before me. I should be good.

I will try to keep the karma going from over there, but I will be busy. I actually have to work on a new business in Kharkov for a few days. I want good news from everyone without NOA2s and interviews.

Oh Kharv you always sooo sweet, lol... The donkey and midget left a few days ago... thats why that ´People¨ are playing with my interview date and don´t tell me when is going to be...

Have a safe trip and finally bring Vika to US... hopefully we have you around with moral support during this trip, i know you will be busy...

Well Christina???? well did it arrive??? lol.

Solmarc??? any news yet on the date?? lol....leslie???? Nancy????

Anyone else got any news on their NOA2's or interview dates that we are waiting for??

Poacher...are you all packed and ready to go?? dont forget to brush your teeth...wash behind your ears...and between your toes as well......good luck and safe travels...now bring that sassy blond home!!! lol.

It was my babies last FRIDAY in their school today...they only have 4 days left in their UK school now....a lickle sad...but a whole lot of exciting too...Ive been packing today and things are making more sense....now theres a lickle bit of order amongst the mess lmao....only a lickle mind you!!

huggles

Uk nothing still, but i got drunk yesterday at Hooters... thats something good, no? Let me tell you the story, well the parts i remember... So i got there with my coworkers, supervisor, and managers... you kow, i try to appear as a nice girl, like always ... So anyway, the girls here are not like the typical Hooters, they don´t have big boobies, they are not tall or blonde, so i was making fun to the fact, in Dominican Republic i can be a Hooters girl (Marc will only be happy about that if we r alone, serving him only at the house). So looks like the margaritas did their job, and as soon as they started to dance, i wanted to join them, forgetting that i was supposed to show a ¨professional¨ image... anyway i was having sooo much fun... i think my job environment is not going to be the same, oh oh...lol I got home God knows how, got into bed, and went to sleep with what i was wearing... I woke up this morning with a big black mark in my eyes (makeup, nobody punch me,I was drunk not crazy, lol), my feet hurt from looking for the car cause i lost it... and a big headache...

Fingers cross after last night i get something, i really need my interview date...

Wanted to let ya'll know, we got the call from the consulate to come pick up his visa tomorrow! Pizza and beer for everyone!!

Sarah

Yayyyyy for you guys, finally you can go home....

LMAO...My Ken snores soooo God damn loud its crazy, that made me smile thinking of that, I actually miss his snoring and long to be laid aside him listening to that again.

I was totally freaked out on the realisation of wanting to spend the rest of my life with one man. I have never wanted the whole white dress and carriage, fairytale wedding. Its just my not style.

.....my mummy once said that the only person that would put up with me is a drug user lol.....but lucky me eh? I have the most sexy guy alive in my eyes. He is my everything and a whole lot more that I didnt even know that I wanted...things are just so natural between us and I feel like ive known him forever, when really I feel that Ive just been searching for him forever and have now finally found him. Theres no way that I would risk losing ever.

Difference being also, for once in my life...I couldnt care less about what other people think or feel about our relationship, I was seen as a complete mad woman, travelling to the usa to meet a guy that I said I loved when we hadnt ever met before. But while he was in Iraq we would skype talk for hours, more than alot of couples that actually live with each other lol....and I love the fact that sex never got involved until we knew so much about each other. The heart wants what it wants, sometimes that makes no sense to our heads...but life doesnt make much sense to me lol.

I am pleased that you managed to get some rest....I dont think the reality will set in until prob after the wedding and things have calmed down....normal life will set in and reality will prob turn up then...lol. I cant wait to take the kids "home" that moment will be amazing

huggles

Now that we are talking about this, i have two years and eight months with Marc, i never been so happy in my life, i dated so many guys and probably they didn't understand me, and i felt i needed to be free... the first time I visited him, i didn't think this thing was going to work, i remember i said : ok, good bye and have a great life, and he just said i am going to call you tonight, after i finish working, and he did... three months after that, receiving the new year i ask him to be my boyfriend and he answer oh, i though we already were... a year after that, for my christmas gift, i gave him just one, and he had five for me, i ask why he had so many gifts to give me, and he told me because every time i when to the store i saw something that was for you and bough it... so i just ask, what more reasons to marry my honey do i need? he is more than i imagine, if i ever did, because like you guys, i always though of me traveling, dating and partying, nothing serious, and growing old alone, with five cats, lots of dogs, and planting roses in a mountain...

Just have to go through the process and click the option to "Report a Problem with your case" when it comes up. That will get through to a person. Since you are past the 5 month mark, that should get them to send a notice to Vermont to get a status update. If the first person won't do it, just ask for their supervisor and they'll get you to an immigration officer to do it for you. Best of luck!!!!!

Thanks for the well wishes everyone!

Glad it's going smoothly for most!

Paul and Vanessa, every time I open this forum i think i am going to see good news, my heart is with you guys... We are waiting for different things right now, but still is a hard waiting...

Lohninck...Congrats!!!!! I am soooo excited for you!!!!! Hope that visa comes quick.

Poacher...Have a safe flight, good luck on the interview & hugs to Vika.

I will still be sitting here waiting & playing with the box!

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LOH I am sooooo happy for you guyssssssss... now is the turn for UK, Poach and Khar...

Khark thx for the info, but in my country is not ilegal, if he is not complaining... but you know what? still isnt working,

Leslie i am waiting too, i have at least the donkey to play with, my SO, my dear Marc is going crazy couse i am driving him crazy... I think by now he has a clear idea of what he is getting into...lol...

About getting together i totally am into that, why not? it sounds really fun... promise i will take my pole with me , i dont go anywere without it... lol

But in a more serious mater, he will call today DOS... I hope they have a date finally and crossing my fingers too so is in August. A friend of mine told me she was at the embassy and there were a lot of k1 visa's applicants... i am getting worry for how long my interview is going to take to give me the date...

Thanks, girlie! I've been so nervous all day, had butterflies in my tummy, it's a combination of knowing I'll see Peter soon (hopefully!) and that the interview is within hours now.. I wonder if I'll be able to sleep tonight or not since it will take place at 5 AM my time. Oof. Thankfully we've only heard good things from the Copenhagen Embassy so we're hoping we don't get a cranky interviewer for him!

He was giving me a Spanish Inquisition this morning, asking me to confirm what my favorite color is, my eye color, even my shoe size, lol. I guess he just wants to know in case they decide to call me and double check, of course. He's a bit of a dork at times but I still love him.

It is pouuuuuuuuuuriiiiiiiiing out today, proper downfall kind of rain. I don't care if it rains cats and dogs right now, as long as it's nice for my wedding.

Paul and Vanessa, have you got any Congress involved yet? They usually speed it up quite a bit and I would say you guys beyond deserve it. This is just some kinda ####### treatment right here.

Everyone send all your good vibes to Peter for his interview, and then once that's passed, send the rest of them to Paul and Vanessa, please. Let's bust the pole out again if we have to!

:dance: :dance: :dance:

Loh i am praying everything goes smooth for you Guys, because you r getting your Visa... big hugs and tomorrow ill be all anxious waiting for the story... so please after you celebrate post everything

Boy do I ever feel left behind! I won't be joining that forum until Dec. Sighhhhhhhh....

On a happy note...Congrats to Tanya & Masha!!!! Wonderful news!!!!

I feel the same

Grrrr.

So I called last night and waited until someone got me through to an officer there at their generic 1-800 number and they were able to get a request sent in for me to try and figure out a status of the case.

Got a response here this morning already via e-mail. Says that the case is under review (duh) and there should be a decision/notice sent within 60 days....

So 60 damn more days possibly? ......

Less Congrats, i am really happy for you guys, now you will guide Us in the AOS process, lol...

KHar- HMMM, to much touches? lol... I am sure she will be very happy, not disappointted... And What do you want me to do with Donkey? he likes the

Oh UK, is the alcohol talking sometimes, we say here, drinking for not crying...

Vanessa and Paul, I tought when i got here i was going to see an aproved NOA, i am really sorry, this guys are really... dont want to be blocked for a bad word but you know what i mean...

Nothing still for me, and sorry to be honest but my body is asking for something and is in NJ , the phone is not enough... I need another beer...lol.

Finally today the weather here is nice, raining a bit, wish i was home, but sure, i have to make money to buy beers and food for my kitty...

And talking about her, she is staring at me all the time, thank God she doesnt talk, cause she found me so drunk and trying to do a few steps that Khar told me to do (not working, or maybe i am not doing them well?), i step on her tail and now she gives me that look... should i stay alone with her? i think i am in real danger...

This Guys are sending me to Sept... not a nice thing to do, i am desesperate for some sugar... Still not saying anything about the interview, only they are working on it... bla bla bla

Are you serious of getting together? it sounds fun...

I'm sitting back at my favorite bar on Lake Norman. It is cloudy, scenery is too covered. Wait, I will be in Kyiv on Sunday. I can wait for the good scenery. I still need instructions on how to operate the vacuum in Russian.LOL.

Solmarc, get an interview date, please. I want to see you dancing on the pole.

For the people left with no NOA2s, you should have joined our good karma group. I do wish y'all the best of luck.

Lohninck, I am sorry that I can't crash your wedding. No wait, I will be in Kharkov with a tall blondes legs wrapped around me. You know where I want to be. Gives us good news about the interview. I will loan you my midget, donkey, and stripper pole for your wedding. I'm sorry that I won't be able to dance at your batchlorrete party. I had a special thong made out of saran wrap just for you. PS.I manscape, for those that want to hire me out. I am a man #######.

UK, I still might crash your wedding. Planning on going to NYC in September.

Kmeep dancing anked people. We are not done yet. I'm doing a special one for Solmarc. Yeah baby, just for you.

Leslie, keep that box in good shape, allright.

'khar, How lucky am i? i have you dancing for me, is my first time, lol... HAve a safe trip, i wish i could travel this days but lots of work and dont want to take the risk, they sent me back for my horrible behavior...

Going on Thu after getting pay, to Hooters (yeah we have a Hooters in Dominican Republic, and a big list of American bars, like two Hard Rock)...

Working the whole week, without a day off, uff, wish i could go to the beach and get tan, i dont go to this tanning salons, i will never understand what business can you make in a tropical Island with a tanning salon? i get tan just to think about the sun, specially at this time of the year, but i wanna get completely tan the old way, at the beach, with pina colada, tong, and why not, my white delicius man with me... As soon as i know the date we are getting our interview ill make the reservations for the weekend after, take a few days off and get new bikinis...

So let me tell you how this day is so far? HOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT and i am broked, cant wait for thursday... i need cash...

Missing Honey so much, but i am getting close to see him... Hopefuly August is the month... i am planning to surprise him and take him to a resort for a weekend, i am so excited, lets see if i can keep the secret and not get so excited i tell him, like everything... Have you seing a Chihuahua dog? i feel my personality gets really close to them...isnt it funny i compare my self to a chihuahua?

13 days until I get to call and cuss someone out.....

I am sooooo sorry, i dont know what to tell you Guys, it sucks...

Poacher...I am goin to miss you when you leave to get your bride, but so happy for you both. I will pray to the female gods that the visitor takes a vacation for you both. I thank my female god I don't get visitors!

My box is still getting lots of attention, this side of the border & on the other side. But it still wants the perma touch. Montreal is still being an a$$. If we are lucky we will hear from them in Aug. to give me an interview for Oct. I am going crazy. Time to send something to Montreal stronger than the donkey & midget. Montreal must be gay, the stripper pole doesn't faze them 1 ioda!

Looks like we are in the same situation... I cant stop playing Satisfaction... nothing works, nothing...

Sorry for not being here much. Busy as h3ll trying to get my act together to go to Ukraine for two weeks. Y'all are stooping to my level. Thank you. Less talk about flower arangements and more on SEX!!!!!!!!!!! I like it. Let's get naked. I'm still taking plenty of batting practice, so I don't dissapoint Vika once I meet her in Kyiv. I don't need her thinking "this is it. You finished." I have my ex-wife coming over tomorrow to give my house a good cleaning. Yes, my ex. Great woman. If she didn't do it I would quit writing checks. Actually, my ex is going to be picking me and Vika up from the airport when we land. Vika understands that we did love each other, had three kids, and we are still best frineds, just not in loe anymore.

Solmarc, drink an El Presidente for me. I hope to make it to Punta Cana in January. Tell them a-holes to give you an interview date. I want some good news from you. Please.

SandT, how is the trip going? How was Minsk? Has the rest of your luggage arrived? My last trip to Kharkov it took ten days for me to get one suitcase. Drink a pivo for me, I'm drinking one now. Enjoy the sights, nothing but Wal-mart women to see once you get back. Only Doc, Tom, SandT, Cranehand, would understand that. Yes, I am a man, but still a pig.

UK, your complaining about the heat? The last time I checked you were way further north then Pennsylvania. Wait until you get there. That place is cold compared to where me and Doc live. It was 102 and 103 here for two days this week. Plus the humidity. I do have to laugh. Vika says that she wants to be in a warm place. Kharkov is a frozen tundra in the winter. Highs of 0 degrees Fahreinhiet. When she steps off of the plane here in July she will die. HMMMMMMMM. July 30th, North Carolina, probably about 95. I will probably have to drag off the plane.

Lohninck, I have to bust your balls. Take a couple of shots of tequila. That will kill whatever is trying to infect you. You won't feel any pain. I do hope that the interview goes well. Get a real job. This isn't "Housewive of New Jersey". Just kidding. I wish that I could crash your wedding, but I will be a few thousand miles away. When one of your guests gets drunk and starts acting like an a-hole, that is me just giving them my karma.

Hey, to all of the others out there, good luck on your interviews, for those still waiting on NOA2s, your should have borrowed the midget and donkey. Karma works for the rest of us.

Solmarc, we want to see the video of you on the stipper pole. I'm well versed in what turns a man on. I have spent time in seedy places in Japan, Korea, Phillipines, Russia, and Ukraine. I can give you pointers on what to do. LOL.

Time to go get drunk. It is Friday. I will spend tomorrow cleaning my house, getting things in order. Is it wrong to make my ex clean my house topless? Just asking. I hope all have a great weekend. I will talk to you all before I get on that big aluminum bird for my flight to Kyiv. Where is my midget? Little ####### stole $100 and disappeared.

This Guys in the Embassy dont know good quality and i am tired of dancing naked infront of the building, from morning to evening... the last time they called the police saying there was a desperate dominican lady dancing naked, drinking beers and singing merengue songs with a Dunkey and a midget...Good luck for Us my stepfather is a General here and save Us from jail...

The streaping pole is my Honeys present for our Wedding (am i a good girlfriend or what), sooo the video will come after that...lol... hope i dont do a bad job, i am planning to support myself with Marc's tips until i get a Job...

LOL thats funny, bless you, the coffee part awwww.....the coconut sounds sooooo good and yes we always laugh at the portions being so big...when we go to the Hard Rock in the US we get a meal and two plates and share it...no way could I eat all that food, I struggle with half...and its weird that they give you a box to take your left overs homw in lmao...that makes me laugh...tooo weird. But the cocktail drinks are always sooo good. I hardly drink here in the Uk, I love pink champagne or white wine spritzers (which his family thinks weird as I mix wine).... So drinking is a treat and gets to me really quickly. And the lemonade is soooo different

I dont have a dishwasher...I hate them...ewww all that dirty food...I cant stand the thought of putting my hands in to load the things up.

Im sure we have to get used to....lol

The dishwasher thing for me is silly, you have to remove everything from the plates, then leave then soaking in water and after that in the machine... i take less time and do less work if i just wash then instead of using that.