Robert E Lee

I'd be on my way to Home Depot shortly to get a tree. Reckon a 7' Douglas fir should be perfect ....

Happy Thanksgiving!! My first time to spend it with the whole family of my husband, and..........am totally WORN OUT!!!!Grrrrrrr!! it was HARD!! but finally it was OVER!!

How about yours?

Mrs. Simpson

am i the only one reading between the lines here?

Only you Charles!!! I missed that one myself...

Not me. She's still in the PI.

I ain't missed this one, but can't do nothin' because she ain't here yet! (Wonder if Mrs. Simpson knows what we're talking about here).

Atta boy, Johnny Bubba. Reckon you'd be the happiest soul in 'em parts of East Texas. Happy Thanksgiving to you and Jean.

I'll feast on a turkey dinner with my parents and siblings. I love Thanksgiving turkey ... and as Governator Arnold would say, "it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts!

hello greatwhitenorth, i dont think if the age gap can cause any probs with the approvals of the interview, as i have my friend just done her interview in the USEM they dont have any probs with the CO they have a big age gap imagine her fiancee is 72 and my friend is 19?...so think possitive always....everything will be okay...good luck

72 and 19? Reckon this is a farce, pure and simple. Nobody in his right mind will dare go into this. There ain't gonna be no wedded ecstasy; all will be agony. :lol:

Southern Comfort whiskey on the rocks, for obvious reasons ...

Congratulations and may you have a clear and safe way ahead!

My son - Jose Manuel, after baseballer Canseco & pugilist Pacquiao.

My daughter - Maria Lorena, after racketeer Sharapova & birdie girl Ochoa.

You mentioned Canseco on the same line as Pacquiao. Do you know that Jose is also a boxer? He was once in a celebrity boxing bout in Atlantic City. If Canseco takes on the little man, Pacquiao, do you think he'll last 2 rounds?

Inspite of his huge size advantage, I reckon Canseco wouldn't last 2 minutes with Pacquiao.

Hi kapwa pinay.. Just wanna say today is my 1st week here and so far i like of course .. Foods are very different, but some are good. Today we buy dried fish at a place called Manila Mart. I miss eating dried fish most.

Many new and exciting things here. I hope to see other vj members here soon.

Kris

Reckon you're crazy. Five days ago ya wanted to go home to the Philippines. Sure you're driving your partner nuts. What made you change your mind?

Because I am a NASCAR fanatic, my boys could be named Jeff Gordon and Jimmie Johnson. And their nicknames would be 24 and 48, respectively!

Albeit I’ve never been to that manghuhula in Quiapo, I’ve seen a fortuneteller several times before. The last time I saw one was about a year ago. After dealing the tarot cards, the soothsayer reminded me that I had two sisters in America, which was true, and one of them would encounter some bad luck. She did not elaborate on what the bad luck was but she did say that it was going to be a blessing in disguise as far as I was concerned.

Sadly, the fortuneteller’s prediction came true as one of my sisters in America died of complications from breast cancer earlier this year. Then, the oracle’s words became more credible when my sister’s widower and I started to display a mutual interest in each other. I was widowed myself, and getting hitched to someone close, to my brother in law at that, was something so sweet and poignant and something that my sister in heaven (que descanse en paz) would have approved and very proud of.

So, that’s the way it is. The fortuneteller’s words came to reality as I am now engaged to my ex- brother in law.

Wow! What a story. Kinda kissin' cousins here in Dixie. Reckon your brother in law is a redneck, ain't it?

Just fed my Hertz rental car for $2.59 here in Dublin, California. Wow! Gas is astronomical here in The Golden State.

What are ya doin' in the Bay Area, Bubba? Lemme see, oh, you went to console your buddies at the Castro District because Proposition 8 passed, ain't it?

Just wanna share my experience about my CFO seminar today 11/03/08.

Then, she told us...."we can't release your certificate today because our computer crashed coz of the virus. It crashed last friday so they are just working on it now and it will done on THURSDAY!" (mind you THURSDAY! just for a single certificate which doesn't even have a code!) "and if you are thinking to go to other counseling site, it wont work coz they'll see that you are registed here" (what a dictatorship!)

the Idiot CFO should not go visiting PORNO sites....he would not the virus in the first place....or open e-mail from people he/she does not know...LOL

Eros, ya been visiting them porno sites again? How'd ya know you get a virus from them sites, Bubba?

I am just wondering what happen to this forum, it was so full of life and vibrant few months ago when I joined.

Now what happen?

Did everyone got their VISA and we are the only ones left behind.....

Please we need some OXYGEN in the room....anything to cheer us up a little....

Nice wimpy car you've got there, Bubba. Now, let's put a little zest to the PI forum - how about racing your wimpy car against my General Lee! I'll give you a 2 minute headstart and we'll go 20 laps at Bristol Motor Speedway. Whoever wins gets the free pass on Beale Street. :thumbs:

I am just wondering what happen to this forum, it was so full of life and vibrant few months ago when I joined.

Now what happen?

Did everyone got their VISA and we are the only ones left behind.....

Please we need some OXYGEN in the room....anything to cheer us up a little....

now open...

I need a swig, Bubba.

Ain't got no complaint against the gas prices here in Savannah. What I'm worried about are my losses on my deferred compensation plan and IRA. I was gonna withdraw some from my IRA for a down payment on a home for my future bride and me, but now I gotta wait for a rebound in Wall Street.

I am just wondering what happen to this forum, it was so full of life and vibrant few months ago when I joined.

Now what happen?

Did everyone got their VISA and we are the only ones left behind.....

Please we need some OXYGEN in the room....anything to cheer us up a little....

Hey, Eros, are you sure ya ain't been touched yet? Reckon ya didn't go to Beale Street for the southern comfort as I told you before. :lol:

Hello there! Just to let you know that my fiancee is a G.I. from Moncada, Tarlac. She'll be joining me here in the South as soon as possible.

I reckon this hunting anecdote is gooder than grits!

A big game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his skills as a hunter. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him, and he would recognize any animal's skin from its feel. And if he could locate the bullet hole. he would even tell them what caliber rifle was used to shoot it. This was a bit too much for the other customers, and soon a heated argument was going on. Then the hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up the drinks, and the bet was on.

They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first animal skin. After feeling it for a few moments, he announced, "Spring Buck." Then he felt for the bullet hole and declared, "Shot with a .22 rifle." The others could not believe it. He was right, and the argument was even hotter than before. When some started to suggest that he must have peeked, he said that he was prepared to do it again. He would put up all the drinks they had bought before against them buying another round for him.

So they blindfolded him again, very thoroughly this time, and they brought a skin that someone happened to have in their car. He took a bit longer this time and then said, "Kalahari Lion" and fingering the bullet hole said, "and the rifle was a .308," which of course was right. This, of course, was like throwing fat on the fire, and he had to prove is skills over and over again, every time against a round of drinks.

Finally he staggered home, stoned out of his mind, and went to sleep. The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one heck of a shiner. So he said to his wife, "Listen, I know I was drunk last night, but not too drunk to know that I did not fight anyone in that bar. So where did I get this black eye?" His wife replied angrily, "From me, of course."

"But what did I do?" he asked. She replied, "You got into bed and put your hand down my panties. Then you fiddled around a bit and announced in a triumphant tone: 'Skunk, killed with an axe'." :lol:

Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn

- During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot.

- His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem, and a tissue dispenser.

- When she wants you to take off your pants, she says, "Scroll down."

- Tells everyone he's a pioneer in "palm computing."

- He's suing Playboy.com for repetitive stress injuries.

- Her favorite actor? Tommy Lee.

- When he sees a hot babe, he wryly says, "Boy, I'd like to click on her."

- You look deep into his eyes and see a faint image of Asia Carrera burned into his corneas.

- As you undress, he takes out his credit card and tells you his birthday.

- During sex, he shouts, "Refresh! Refresh!"

- His version of foreplay: You lie naked on the bed with a sheet covering you... he pulls it down slowly for ten minutes.

Don't ya waste no time, Bud. Don't ya wait any longer, the spirit might be willing but then the flesh might be weak .... :jest:

Since we're in da subject of fishin' let me post this anecdote for y'all:

Two rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune!

The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.

As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?"

The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!" :jest:

Hello Everyone....

IS Not what your thinking !!!!.....LOL (I am sure i get some smart remarks on this one)

I think you are thinking of what I am thinking about right now. But I think I ain't been touched since I was in Manila in August, I think. :star:

Lucky U....

I need another trip in Manila then

You don't have to go to Manila just for that, my friend. Beale Street in Memphis can give you a lot of Southern Comfort, if you know what I mean.

No...i don't know...since i am still a 103 yrs virgin.....please describe Southern Comfort

For an old man like ya, Southern Comfort's goin' to bed with da chickens and expect that even a blind hog finds an acorn now and then. :lol:

Dixie ... are you sure you want to announce where you are from?

there are people within this country who will associate your comment with "redneck" ... "uneducated" ... "will marry a cousin" ... etc ... etc ...

anyway ... it's your choice ...

MAYBE HE HAS SOME DAYUM GOOD LOOKIN COUSINS

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I'm just trying to be helpful ... many here will not accept this ... much to their loss.

Life in the US ... especially the rural southern areas .... can be hard on "people not from here" .... I have personal experience just being a "damn yankee" ... oh well ... I'm only trying to help ...

I'm proud to be a Southerner and, likewise, those comparisons between the North and the South made by AJAnTess wouldn't ruffle my feathers either. I reckon these are just humorous dialogues to ease the burden at the immigration lines.

Be like the old lady who fell out of the wagon, Natty boy. Mind your own mod job and stay away from them threads.

Some people from the South try to be nice .. friendly ... I'm one of them

there have been many comments recently by many people regarding sterotypes ... I'm offering friendship ... what are you offering?

Just be nice and friendly, Natty boy. Be kind to them Pinays too. I offer friendship too. Have a nice weekend and go hog wild now, don't you hear!

Dixie ... are you sure you want to announce where you are from?

there are people within this country who will associate your comment with "redneck" ... "uneducated" ... "will marry a cousin" ... etc ... etc ...

anyway ... it's your choice ...

MAYBE HE HAS SOME DAYUM GOOD LOOKIN COUSINS

I

I'm just trying to be helpful ... many here will not accept this ... much to their loss.

Life in the US ... especially the rural southern areas .... can be hard on "people not from here" .... I have personal experience just being a "damn yankee" ... oh well ... I'm only trying to help ...

I'm proud to be a Southerner and, likewise, those comparisons between the North and the South made by AJAnTess wouldn't ruffle my feathers either. I reckon these are just humorous dialogues to ease the burden at the immigration lines.

Be like the old lady who fell out of the wagon, Natty boy. Mind your own mod job and stay away from them threads.