Robert E Lee

I am from Savannah, Georgia, the South's most beautiful historic city!

For a little history of Savannah - On February 12, 1733, General James Oglethorpe and his settlers landed at Yamacraw Bluff and were greeted by Tomo-Chi-Chi, the Yamacraws, and Indian traders John and Mary Musgrove. The city of Savannah was founded on that date, along with the colony of Georgia. In 1751, Savannah and the rest of Georgia became an English Royal Colony and Savannah was made the colonial capital of Georgia.

Savannah is famous for its southern charm and hospitality; for example, the city's former promotional name was "Hostess City of the South," a phrase still used by the city government. Each year, Savannah attracts millions of visitors from across the country and around the world. And for this, the South shall rise again!

Ain't it the truth!

Why Fishing is Better than Sex

* A big, juicy worm always gets a fish excited.

* You don't have to eat a fish while it's still flopping around.

* You can take a leak in the bush anytime you want.

* Stroking your rod won't piss off a trout.

* Sipping a beer and scratching your balls is all the foreplay expected of you.

* Anything you stick in a fish's face, it eats.

* A fish will never gag, choke, or come up for air.

* A red snapper won't cry if you call it a flounder.

* You wear rubbers on your feet, not on your #######.

* If you want a bigger pole, you can have a bigger pole.

* A smart fish knows when to keep it's mouth shut.

* It's okay to cook a fish to make it taste good.

* Fish bite for a guy of 60, same as they do for a guy of 20.

* You're never called a jerk when you throw back an ugly fish.

* Fish are real happy when you pick up your gear and go home.

Really, really nice trophies, ain't it?

Reckon I'd want to bring home a trophy like that one in the middle!

There's a saying that a wife may ruin a good fisherman, but the picture below says that a family that fishes together stays together!

Why would the stupid big fish go on a feeding spree when I am not on the lake? Did somebody tip them off that I was working today?

Only in my hometown lake where trophies are catched regularly!

Wow, what a monster rainbow! What are you going to do if you catch one that big?

Golllyyy!! They're lucky, aint' they. Well, as they say, even a blind hog finds an acorn every now and then!

Seriously, if I catch a giant, I'll spend all them bitty bits buried in the backyard on a taxidermist!

There ain't no Nascar in NY

No big deal. Just follow your ethnic athletes in basketball and football.

Who will win the Daytona 500 on Sunday? I reckon Junior (88) will go whole hog and win by 1 second over his teammates, the 24 & the 48.

The action is hot at my home lake, Corona Lake, Calif.

How would you like to join her in her fishing hole? I'd love to lend her my hot rod!

Golly! I won't matter if I catch a fish or not, I'd be chugged full just to be in her fishin' hole!

I'm much older than my wife and we have been maried for more than 3 years and we've known each other for more than four.

I never planned to marry anyone of any nationality when we met, but things just happen..

She really has no desire to come to the USA, she has a large poor family there and none of them want to come to the USA or any other counrty either, they all love the Philippines and want to stay.

She is the only one in her family married to the "white guy" hehe...the rest of her relatives marry other Filipino's and seem happywith that choice. I travel there often and it seems on every trip I'm asked to be the godfather for one or two of the relatives new baby. I have almost lost track but I'm godfather to 13

There are many stereotypes in the article and in some of the posts both about both about Filipino's and age differences. People can really only judge by their own experience and value, articles such as this are written to further the political adgenda of the author and are not necessarily true or accurate.

Your story sounds like mine. I had just gotten out of a 10 year marriage and certainly wasn't looking for get married again. My friend migrated to the Philippines and landed in Iligan. Through an act of God I ended up chatting with the Filipina from CDO. She seemed nice and seeing I was just about 80 clicks south of CDO I figured what the heck. Wow! The minute I met her I was crazy in love. She is just about the most perfect person (emotional connection) I have ever met. We have known each other for five years and have been married for 3 1/2 and what a ride it has been. Besides, she agreed to wipe my poopy butt when I get old an feable.

Say what, bubba?

Of course, an old and weaker jockey needs a good ride!

Wheres the one for sex

"Nagkwan"

Rocky opens and closes the lights. "Yari ka!"

--Bullwinkle

Yup, I reckon Filipinos don't say turn on or turn off the lights, do they?

The picture below shows why Obama's Man Card was revoked:

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IT IS THE MOTION of going to America that counts......heheheheh

So its the size of the green card then

I am Glad.....you enjoy it...

But, gooollly, ain't the green card only about 3 inches?

I bet that most men who read the title of this thread suddenly felt insecure about something. But don't worry, boys, it's not what you think!

My question is this ... if the size of your fiance's wallet is very small, even with his big heart, will this diminish your desire to pursue the dream of going to America to marry and live with him?

Golly, I'm glad it ain't what I was reckoning.

Anyway, I'll answer this for my fiancee. I ain't poor, I ain't rich, just the average Southerner, but my girl says she loves me for what I am!

Golly! Andy Griffith & Barney Fife, Who else?

Be sure to include top sirloin steak marinated in mesquite sauce and grilled over lava coals. Plus greens and black eyed peas!

Just sitting in the hotel room in San Fran, waiting Radz arrives tomorrow, I arrived today so i can meet her at the airport tomorrow when her flight arrives.

If you are in the Gay Bay Area, just don't tell people that you agree with California Prop 8!

And don't forget to put flowers on your hair! Especially if you're fixin' to visit the Castro district. Go hog wild now, bubba!

My Chargers from America's Finest City proved once again that the Super Bowl is in the horizon as they tamed the Colts in overtime Saturday night. I must say what an exciting season it is for San Diego so far as they were 4-8 at one time and had to win their last 4 games of the regular season to bag the AFC West title.

And speaking of the West, there is another team this side of the Pecos that is making hay and continues in its bid to join the big party - the Cardinals. The Arizona team shot down the Falcons in a gunslinging contest in the desert, ala the gunfight at the O.K. Corral between the Earps and the Clantons in Tombstone. Yes, Virginia, it could be two teams from the West, the Chargers and the Cardinals, to go all the way and I love it!

San Diego/Arizona in the Super Bowl? Do go on, Bubba. The Chargers, maybe, but there ain't no way Arizona passes its next test!

Due to a web glitch, the picture showing in post # 38 is incorrect. Here's the correct one:

Ain't ya a dayum lucky dog, Bubba? Even a blind hog finds an acorn now and then!

Are you sure those rifles ain't props?

Don't let your mouth overload your tail, Bubba. One of 'em Southern teams will win the Super Bowl - Tennessee, Carolina or Atlanta! :thumbs:

Classic

I know things are big in Tykesus but .....? Do go on, boy!

Well, I shut my mouth! Y'all oughta know that a team from the South will rise again and fixin' to win the Super Bowl. Tennessee, Carolina and Atlanta - I reckon them teams are in high cotton and one of 'em will do it. :star:

Have you heard about those Filipinos who migrated to the US and then Americanized their names when they applied for citizenship? There was Carlito Moreno who became Charlie Brown. And Jaime Sastre who is now James Taylor.

Ain't you never heard of ####### Trickle, , a NASCAR race driver in the 80's and now retired in his homestead in North Carolina?

Atta boy, Tim Tebow! However, I reckon Colt McCoy of Texas will get the Heisman trophy.

I’ve got to hit the stores again this weekend because I totally forgot some close friends at work. There’s this dark haired Italian beauty, a la Claudia Cardinale, that checks my expense reports and just got divorced after being married for 17 years. She’s Donna and just for those sweet Sicilian smiles as you pass by her, especially with that dress with a low neck line that makes you wonder why her ex-husband let her off the hook, she deserves a little gift. And then there’s this Korean doll, Leah her name is, that could pass for Susie Wong and whose workstation is adjacent to mine’s and who occasionally asks me for some golf instruction. She deserves something too. And, not to forget Olga, the peppery Mexican from Guadalajara, who I occasionally go out with for lunch at Baja Fresh or Rubio’s in her Pathfinder SUV. Olga will get a regalo from yours truly.

Ain't you a damn lucky scalawag! Them your girl friends, Bubba?