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Whoa. It's the Islamic version of Bevets.
/summon Bevets

Does this also include people from China?

Oh honey, wait until you're actually living together...

Oh honey, wait until you're actually living together...

How is she airing her dirty laundry to the world? There's a certain anonymity with posting on the internet. You may know her problems but you don't know her. Sometimes it's easier to discuss your problems to complete strangers rather than face-to-face with people that you know & may keep up a relationship with, have a history with.

Yes! I make six figures, ride around in a brand new car, and wear only the best designer clothing.
But not really. I do, however, get to go to work in my pajamas. So that's a plus.
My cdiff poop, vomit, and piss stained pajamas.

Yes! I make six figures, ride around in a brand new car, and wear only the best designer clothing.
But not really. I do, however, get to go to work in my pajamas. So that's a plus.
My cdiff poop, vomit, and piss stained pajamas.

Dude, she's in medical school. Not exactly getting a communications degree from her local community college. Plus, it's obvious if you read her other posts, it's obvious that the money is about making a token gesture and not actually about paying her expenses.

Dude, she's in medical school. Not exactly getting a communications degree from her local community college. Plus, it's obvious if you read her other posts, it's obvious that the money is about making a token gesture and not actually about paying her expenses.

Dude, she's in medical school. Not exactly getting a communications degree from her local community college. Plus, it's obvious if you read her other posts, it's obvious that the money is about making a token gesture and not actually about paying her expenses.

Maybe I *am* the mother from Honey Boo Boo. See mah neck crust?

I'm so confused about why Alla is so awesome compared to other women. She sounds like a regular woman. She does regular household chores that most women do all the time. It doesn't seem like she goes above and beyond anything anyone else does. Unless I'm missing something?

Totally agree. I have had many patients who wish that I would parade around in high heels and in a miniskirt; bonus points for looking *good* while doing it. Extra bonus points for the nurse who can sexily insert two 18 gauges, a foley, and a rectal tube without smearing her makeup but showing just enough thigh/#### to be titillating.
Quadruple bonus points if your breasts heave out of your scrubs while you're doing chest compressions.

Totally agree. I have had many patients who wish that I would parade around in high heels and in a miniskirt; bonus points for looking *good* while doing it. Extra bonus points for the nurse who can sexily insert two 18 gauges, a foley, and a rectal tube without smearing her makeup but showing just enough thigh/#### to be titillating.
Quadruple bonus points if your breasts heave out of your scrubs while you're doing chest compressions.

Totally agree. I have had many patients who wish that I would parade around in high heels and in a miniskirt; bonus points for looking *good* while doing it. Extra bonus points for the nurse who can sexily insert two 18 gauges, a foley, and a rectal tube without smearing her makeup but showing just enough thigh/#### to be titillating.
Quadruple bonus points if your breasts heave out of your scrubs while you're doing chest compressions.

Totally agree. I have had many patients who wish that I would parade around in high heels and in a miniskirt; bonus points for looking *good* while doing it. Extra bonus points for the nurse who can sexily insert two 18 gauges, a foley, and a rectal tube without smearing her makeup but showing just enough thigh/#### to be titillating.
Quadruple bonus points if your breasts heave out of your scrubs while you're doing chest compressions.

No, you think RNs are in demand everywhere but 1/3 new grad RNs do not get nursing jobs out of school.
If she truly only had to her Intro to Socio class, than you're probably confusing pre-reqs with nursing school which is understandable. A lot of people don't understand the difference between pre-reqs and nursing because they're both undergrad education.
I don't really get the nekkid references. I've been married to my husband for longer than you've even been with Alla(?). Obviously, you probably had a first marriage which failed miserably -- perhaps you could provide some advice in that spectrum in regards to keeping a first marriage going?

No, you think RNs are in demand everywhere but 1/3 new grad RNs do not get nursing jobs out of school.
If she truly only had to her Intro to Socio class, than you're probably confusing pre-reqs with nursing school which is understandable. A lot of people don't understand the difference between pre-reqs and nursing because they're both undergrad education.
I don't really get the nekkid references. I've been married to my husband for longer than you've even been with Alla(?). Obviously, you probably had a first marriage which failed miserably -- perhaps you could provide some advice in that spectrum in regards to keeping a first marriage going?

That's not how nursing school works.
She can certainly clep out of pre-reqs; but, assuming that she's doing an ADN (not a diploma program or LPN -- or maybe gary has confused a CNA/CMA program with a nursing program? CNA/CMA is often a pre-req for nursing school), no, a "certificate training program" doesn't cut it. Even assuming that she's had classes in the pathophysiology of common diseases in neonates, children, adults, geriatrics, and psych patients -- along with the common medications used to treat said diseases and how they work, side-effects, etc. -- there is a very large body of nursing literature that is taught only in nursing school. Nursing theory, along with nursing "thought process" (can I get a holla' for nursing diagnoses and care plans from any other nurses out there?), nursing interventions, etc. are all core components of nursing education.
I'm actually kind of offended that you'd think that a certificate training program for medical interpreting would be adequate for the didactic component of nursing education. Paramedic to RN and RN to BSN programs both have comprehensive "theoretical" components -- and these are people with, at the very least, hands on medical knowledge...if they aren't already nurses.
Does seem a shame that Alla is apparently wasting her talents by starting at the very bottom of the totem pole. Starting with a BSN will give her better access to acute care jobs (my hospital only hires BSNs now, with two others in the area transitioning to this), as well as make the transition into higher education much smoother.

No, you think RNs are in demand everywhere but 1/3 new grad RNs do not get nursing jobs out of school.
If she truly only had to her Intro to Socio class, than you're probably confusing pre-reqs with nursing school which is understandable. A lot of people don't understand the difference between pre-reqs and nursing because they're both undergrad education.
I don't really get the nekkid references. I've been married to my husband for longer than you've even been with Alla(?). Obviously, you probably had a first marriage which failed miserably -- perhaps you could provide some advice in that spectrum in regards to keeping a first marriage going?

That's not how nursing school works.
She can certainly clep out of pre-reqs; but, assuming that she's doing an ADN (not a diploma program or LPN -- or maybe gary has confused a CNA/CMA program with a nursing program? CNA/CMA is often a pre-req for nursing school), no, a "certificate training program" doesn't cut it. Even assuming that she's had classes in the pathophysiology of common diseases in neonates, children, adults, geriatrics, and psych patients -- along with the common medications used to treat said diseases and how they work, side-effects, etc. -- there is a very large body of nursing literature that is taught only in nursing school. Nursing theory, along with nursing "thought process" (can I get a holla' for nursing diagnoses and care plans from any other nurses out there?), nursing interventions, etc. are all core components of nursing education.
I'm actually kind of offended that you'd think that a certificate training program for medical interpreting would be adequate for the didactic component of nursing education. Paramedic to RN and RN to BSN programs both have comprehensive "theoretical" components -- and these are people with, at the very least, hands on medical knowledge...if they aren't already nurses.
Does seem a shame that Alla is apparently wasting her talents by starting at the very bottom of the totem pole. Starting with a BSN will give her better access to acute care jobs (my hospital only hires BSNs now, with two others in the area transitioning to this), as well as make the transition into higher education much smoother.

No, you think RNs are in demand everywhere but 1/3 new grad RNs do not get nursing jobs out of school.
If she truly only had to her Intro to Socio class, than you're probably confusing pre-reqs with nursing school which is understandable. A lot of people don't understand the difference between pre-reqs and nursing because they're both undergrad education.
I don't really get the nekkid references. I've been married to my husband for longer than you've even been with Alla(?). Obviously, you probably had a first marriage which failed miserably -- perhaps you could provide some advice in that spectrum in regards to keeping a first marriage going?

Darlin', your wife did not clep out of nursing school.
Although she is truly doing herself a disservice by only going for an ADN. Clearly, she has the prior degree(s) and grades (and it appears that money is also not an issue) to get into an accelerated BSN program.

Darlin', your wife did not clep out of nursing school.
Although she is truly doing herself a disservice by only going for an ADN. Clearly, she has the prior degree(s) and grades (and it appears that money is also not an issue) to get into an accelerated BSN program.

Darlin', your wife did not clep out of nursing school.
Although she is truly doing herself a disservice by only going for an ADN. Clearly, she has the prior degree(s) and grades (and it appears that money is also not an issue) to get into an accelerated BSN program.