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  1. If you just sit tight there'll be some nice people along very soon to take you away for a good long rest... they'll even throw in a lovely soft white jacket to keep you warm on the way.

    Wooooo!

    Ric Flair says:

    Shut your mouth! The OP needs to stay crazy. How do you think Ric Flair became the 22 time what? champion of the world!

    Woooooo!

    *takes off shoes, tears off shirt, hits the ropes and does the Flair dance.

    Woooooo!

    For the love of all that is sacred, please put your shirt on.

    They know everything. So if I think hard enough, will they approve my case before I officialy send the papers?

    Also, will they have a problem with me and my fiance being a trans-gender conversion where I was once a woman, I am now a man, and she was once a man and now is a woman?

    Would they know that already?

    Oh yeah, i'm also married to myself and visited Canada once for 3 years and came back. Is that a problem?

    How about if we had pets, can they be immigrated? They are like our childrens.

    I will also write them a nice letter letting them know I am a special case because I am human and now a full American not just legaly, but by heart too.

    My spouse (myself) wants a divorce. So is that a problem if I haven't divorced myself yet? Probably not because I will write a nice letter to the USCIS letting them know I am a natural American citizen who was born here, but lived in another country and came back.

    The answer is, and/or is not, in part, in total, in no particular order....yes, no, I don't know, maybe, perhaps, sort of, it is possible because everything is possible in a cartoon.

  2. Was in this older restaurant bathroom where there was only a half wall seperating me and the guy next to me... caught him checkin me out... so i looked at him.. when he looked at me i calmly looked back and replied " Hey man... nice p3nis!"

    he left rather hurridly, which I dont understand at all.. i mean... if ya gonna check the neighbors package out... stay for the conversation afterwards :devil:

    oh... and college nurses hate it when you eat cherry kool-aide... use their bathroom and scream about peeing blood... especially when they have other ppl in the office too. not sure why :unsure:

    :lol:

    My old desk was on the opposite side of the wall from the men's facilities. The noises we'd hear from their toilets were pretty gruesome. Made you wonder what the hell they ate.

    edited: Look the word hell wasn't censored!

  3. In the US, people aren't oriental, rugs are :P

    It depends on who you speak to. Personally I prefer Oriental. So does my brother. Possibly it is an influence from when I lived in London though. My co-workers drilled that into me, that and the correct way to pronounce Tottenham Court Road.

    edited to add COURT. It's been a while. Probably f**ked up the pronounciation too.

    The PC term here in the US is Asians....they do not refer to themselves as orientals

    Quite the contrary. Some of us do prefer Oriental over Asian. As I said, it depends on who you ask. I am fully aware of the what the PC term is.

  4. In the US, people aren't oriental, rugs are :P

    It depends on who you speak to. Personally I prefer Oriental. So does my brother. Possibly it is an influence from when I lived in London though. My co-workers drilled that into me, that and the correct way to pronounce Tottenham Court Road.

    edited to add COURT. It's been a while. Probably f**ked up the pronounciation too.

  5. Last year I worked about 2500 hours. I am on a pace to work 2600 this year.

    I'm right there with you. At the pace I'm going I'll hit 2600 or just under for this year. It is to the point where I actually feel guilty if I am not at work. I hope that the workload will even itself out by the end of the year. Sigh. At least it's keeping me occupied whilst the man is in England.

  6. Tried okra once and hated it. Plus it sounds too much like oprah.

    Tell me about it. The p-units grow it in their garden. I refuse to eat it anymore on the basis that it slimes all that it touches (the way they fix it), and that cannot be good. They made me try it once or twice as a child and I still have nightmares. Scarred I am. Scarred.

    Do you remember the Steve Martin skit on Saturday Night Live "Okra Cola"?

  7. Gwen the fridge thing totally sucks but congrats on the honeymoon.....gonna post piccies or what? :)

    Why LisaD, I am shocked! I never knew you had a vouyeristic streak in you! :o

    That sucks about the fridge, glad the smell is dissipating. Glad you had a great honeymoon!

  8. O-Town? Didn't know you were a boy band fan!

    Wooooo!

    Settle down karebear. Be fair to Flair.

    *removes the O from karo's name, slaps it, gives it a choke hold and then chops it*

    Woooooo!

    Now that is just mean. What did that poor defenseless O ever do to you?

  9. One of the hospitals here offers either a 70% or 80% cash discount for uninsured patients. However, you have to ask for the discounted rate or else you will be expected to pay the full price. Or at least that is what happened to us. I paid the full bill by cheque and never once was I told about the cash discount. I asked the next time and received it. Also, the discount was due in full, not by payment plan which is an option for those paying full price.

  10. That's a great idea! I was pondering that possibility myself. I saw some really cool business cards there too. I think we decided to double duty our place cards as the gift tags though.

    We're hoping to get hitched in a couple months!

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