11 "Don't-Tell-the-Spouse" Secrets All Men & Women Keep

[DeadPoolX 9]

I found these two articles while searching on Google for something else entirely. I'm always amazed when that happens. Anyway, when I read them, I thought the rest of you here might get a real kick out them.

Because of the formatting on the websites, it'd be a real pain to copy-and-paste everything over (and I'm sure as hell not rewriting it all), so instead, I'll just give everyone the links.

• 11 "Don't-Tell-the-Wife" Secrets All Men Keep
• 11 "Don't-Tell-the-Husband" Secrets All Women Keep

As always with these sorts of things, some of the data will probably correspond to you and your significant other and some of it won't. Mostly, articles like these are "just for fun" since although members of the same gender do share some general qualities, everyone is different. For instance, I don't play golf (so I certainly wouldn't play it to "get away from my family") nor do I keep sports trivia bound up in my head; likewise, my fiancee is actually a pretty good driver, so I don't feel like "death is knocking at my door" when she's at the wheel.

[Fandango 1,440]

1. Everything we buy for ourselves—shoes, a skirt, even just stuff from the drugstore—really costs 20 percent more than we tell you it did.

Haha, yep. At the very least. If not more!

3. We're just as nervous about commitment as you are.

HAHAHAH yep

4. We may be modern and independent, but we still want you to be "the man."

Oh yeah!

6. We're scared that we'll turn into our mothers.

I would be so honored if I turned into 1/2 the woman she is....

7. We want you to be jealous—but just a little bit.

Yep!

9. We tell our girlfriends more than we admit to you (but less than you fear).

Hrmm, I'll have to think about that one!

10. We really do notice and appreciate all the chores you do.

Yep!

11. We love you with all our hearts, but we still get wistful about the fact that we'll never feel that falling-in-love sizzle and spark again.

Nope, the sizzle and spark are still very much there!

But for me, these aren't secrets as he knows all this already, lol.........

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Nope, the sizzle and spark are still very much there!

Hats off to you, I don't know how you guys make it. The distance thing was the hardest part for me.

[Sinergy 3]

The sizzle spark thing is there every morning when me and edi wake up. Just like it was there everytime we answered the phone and the other was on the other end when we had our distance.

So i know the feeling Lisa

[Jasman0717 9]

I don't believe in Man's secret #2, Claudeth comes with me a lot to the golf course.