As we dredge through the Visa processing - On the lighter side....

[Greenbaum 12,259]

Sometimes we need to stop and laugh to take off the stress of immigration. So I would like to add a little humor for all to enjoy as we trudge through our day.

There was a Japanese businessman in the Philippines who’d completed his business and was headed to the airport and home. He was staying at the Manila Hotel and caught a local taxi. This taxi happened to be a Kia, a Korean car notoriously under powered. As they proceeded to the airport traffic was passing them left and right. Whenever the businessman would spot a Japanese car he would remark, “That’s a Nissan, Japanese car, very fast...that’s a Toyota, Japanese car, very fast...that’s a Mazda, Japanese car, very fast...” They eventually arrived at the airport and the driver said, “That’ll be 2,500 pesos.” The business man was incensed! He shouted, “You are a thief! No way should that ride cost so much!” The driver replied, “See this meter? Japanese meter, very fast!”

Thanks Ron for sharing.

[sweet cakes 326]

Just one of those Erap jokes

America: We were the first one who went to the moon!!!!!

Russia: We were the first one who went out in space!!!!!

Erap: We will be the first one who will go to the sun!!!!

Russia, America: What?! Thats impossible!!! Its too hot there!!!!

Erap: You fools!!!! We will go there at night!!!!

~I really think PH has a good chance in this!

Edited April 24, 2014 by sweet cakes

[Luthias&Lee 1]

There was one Pinoy who came to America and looked at the classified ads for painting jobs. He came across the "Help Wanted" section that read -"Wanted: Painter of Porch", and thought that was perfect for his capabilities.And so he went to the American who posted the ad. American: I need my porch painted in a day. You need to scrape all the paint up to the bare surface, and apply a coat of primer then two final coats of orange paint. Can you do that? Pinoy: Oh yes, sir.. yes, sir! I can remoob the paint then apply orange paint beri well! American: Ok! You got the job. Just get everything you need from the trunk of the car.After 3 hours...Pinoy: Sir, work is pinis oreydi! American: Wow! I'm amazed you did it in 3 hours. Did you scrape all the old paint to the bare surface? Pinoy: Oh yes, sir! Yes, sir! I tanggalated all the old paint! American: Well then, here's your $20 bonus! Pinoy: Golly, sir! Tenk yu beri much. But sir, you don't heb a porch.. your car is a BMW...!