Congress’s Average I.Q. Expected to Rise in 2015

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Congress’s Average I.Q. Expected to Rise in 2015

WASHINGTON —The average I.Q. of a member of the House of Representatives is expected to rise sharply in 2015, experts said today.

The experts, who indicated that they were “cautiously optimistic” about the development, said that the gains were most likely to be made in the Midwest.

The expected rise in I.Q. could mean that the average congressperson would have a greater grasp of basic concepts in math and science, including the law of evolution, as well as addition and subtraction.

The last time a branch of the federal government experienced such a significant increase in average I.Q., experts said, was the executive branch in 2009.

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So, the liberal slime Borowitz is thinking the historical and well predicted gains in Congress by the party opposite of a lame duck President will invariably increase the collective intelligence of the legislative branch? Interesting, but it doesn't demonstrate any intelligence on Borowitz's part.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

So, the liberal slime Borowitz is thinking the historical and well predicted gains in Congress by the party opposite of a lame duck President will invariably increase the collective intelligence of the legislative branch? Interesting, but it doesn't demonstrate any intelligence on Borowitz's part.

I think you missed the point which, well, you know...

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

I think you missed the point which, well, you know...

There is a point? When did pettiness become a point?

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

There is a point? When did pettiness become a point?

It's called humor. You seem to lack it.

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Is Hank Johnson Democrat from Ga retiring. That would send it up several 100 points.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

It's called humor. You seem to lack it.

When did sexism become humor?

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When did sexism become humor?

It's not sexism to point out the over the top stupidity of Michele Bachmann.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

It's not sexism to point out the over the top stupidity of Michele Bachmann.

But if it was Pelosi, or Warren, or Boxer, it would be. I see.

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But if it was Pelosi, or Warren, or Boxer, it would be. I see.

Pelosi has to be the biggest idiot in congress. Blamed a bridge collapse on the sequester. She should be ashamed. even sadder some morons believe it .

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Is Hank Johnson Democrat from Ga retiring. That would send it up several 100 points.

Ah ya, the capsizing island of Guam. Hilarious. That's right there in Michele Bachmann's territory. Real competition for her.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Pelosi has to be the biggest idiot in congress. Blamed a bridge collapse on the sequester. She should be ashamed. even sadder some morons believe it .

No need to be sexist.

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But if it was Pelosi, or Warren, or Boxer, it would be. I see.

I don't think it would be. None of them has anything on Michele "I'm batshchit crazy" Bachmann, though.

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It's not sexism to point out the over the top stupidity of Michele Bachmann.

Speaking of liberal stupidity this is one of my favs.. PSNBC at it's best

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Pelosi has to be the biggest idiot in congress.

She's been a much more effective Speaker than the current clown. She has her crazy moments - one has to recognize that. But as long as Michele Bachmann is in Congress, the top spot is taken.