North Dakota becomes nation's second-leading oil producer

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

What exactly were you and your uncle up to?

Drilling, but not for oil.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

Drilling, but not for oil.

That's what I figured.

[slim 1,514]

North Dakota SUCKS!!!

A contact of mine advised me to head up there a few years back when the boom first hit. Said I could get a really decent job. Not for a million bucks was my reply.

On a side note ND is full of hot chicks. I went to a family reunion there back in '95

And hot chicks? Uh.... I don't remember a bunch of hot chicks when I was there.

And Kip, you're officially a hillbilly now. You tried to pick up chicks at a family reunion. Cue the banjos!

So we didn't have to go thru all of this immigration bs? We could have just gone to ND and had our pick? Why didn't anyone tell me this before??

I did alright when I was up there ("Twins, Basil. TWINS!") but it's not like there were hot chicks walking around in high heels everywhere. There were a couple good looking girls here and there, no different than any other place in America. Nothing that I'd go back for.

The majority of the "ladies" up that way we referred to as "Snow Pigs." I probably don't need to explain that term, but that was the majority of women that I saw. Way more snow pigs than hot little blondes.

Although Kip is correct about them wanting a free ticket out of there. My primary had never ridden an escalator or been on a building with more than five stories. She'd never been on a plane, never even been out of the state except for that one time they took a school field trip to Mt. Rushmore. She was skipping pills all the time trying to get that free ticket out.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

North Dakota SUCKS!!!

A contact of mine advised me to head up there a few years back when the boom first hit. Said I could get a really decent job. Not for a million bucks was my reply.

And hot chicks? Uh.... I don't remember a bunch of hot chicks when I was there.

And Kip, you're officially a hillbilly now. You tried to pick up chicks at a family reunion. Cue the banjos!

I did alright when I was up there ("Twins, Basil. TWINS!") but it's not like there were hot chicks walking around in high heels everywhere. There were a couple good looking girls here and there, no different than any other place in America. Nothing that I'd go back for.

The majority of the "ladies" up that way we referred to as "Snow Pigs." I probably don't need to explain that term, but that was the majority of women that I saw. Way more snow pigs than hot little blondes.

Although Kip is correct about them wanting a free ticket out of there. My primary had never ridden an escalator or been on a building with more than five stories. She'd never been on a plane, never even been out of the state except for that one time they took a school field trip to Mt. Rushmore. She was skipping pills all the time trying to get that free ticket out.

You must have been on the east side of ND and not the west side.

[HannahP 119]

Williston is where I go to deliver. It is not the little town anymore. It is the center of the boom there. I have to leave right away as there is no place to park. Same near Laredo, Tx.

Ever hear of Williston white?

It's the finest meth product in the area. Which is saying something because all of ND produces meth.

[HannahP 119]

You must have been on the east side of ND and not the west side.

No, I can assure you. The women in western ND - even if they're your sisters - look just as "snow pig"-ish and inbred as the eastern ND'ers. Hell, I left my husband in western ND to do the big, manly job of flying into storms and seeding clouds in his huge, manly airplane -- and wasn't worried at all. At least I had all of my teeth.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

No, I can assure you. The women in western ND - even if they're your sisters - look just as "snow pig"-ish and inbred as the eastern ND'ers. Hell, I left my husband in western ND to do the big, manly job of flying into storms and seeding clouds in his huge, manly airplane -- and wasn't worried at all. At least I had all of my teeth.

I thought your ex knocked out all your teeth Hannah?

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

And Kip, you're officially a hillbilly now. You tried to pick up chicks at a family reunion. Cue the banjos!

[HannahP 119]

I thought your ex knocked out all your teeth Hannah?

...I have an ex??