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Filed: Lift. Cond. (apr) Country: Egypt
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a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush???? or.....

don't let the left hand know what the right is doing??? :wacko:

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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Filed: Lift. Cond. (apr) Country: Egypt
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yup, oils well that ends well.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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He says that can cause herpes, I say no true go ahead change your own oil.

Who is correct?

I thought phone sex was standard procedure for all LDR's. :unsure:

Now that's an image I could have done without... :wacko:

What? I didn't give any details. When you see a couple with a baby, do get an image of them conceiving the child? :P Seriously though, doesn't everyone here have phone sex with your SO when you are apart? It'd be insane not to...IMO. :blush:

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He says that can cause herpes, I say no true go ahead change your own oil.

Who is correct?

I thought phone sex was standard procedure for all LDR's. :unsure:

Now that's an image I could have done without... :wacko:

What? I didn't give any details. When you see a couple with a baby, do get an image of them conceiving the child? :P Seriously though, doesn't everyone here have phone sex with your SO when you are apart? It'd be insane not to...IMO. :blush:

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“The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is.”

~Winston Churchill~

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Filed: Lift. Cond. (apr) Country: Egypt
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He says that can cause herpes, I say no true go ahead change your own oil.

Who is correct?

Maybe it depends on who he is masterbating with and which direction they are pointing! :lol:

If it were me, I always head in the direction that smells the best.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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He says that can cause herpes, I say no true go ahead change your own oil.

Who is correct?

I thought phone sex was standard procedure for all LDR's. :unsure:

Now that's an image I could have done without... :wacko:

What? I didn't give any details. When you see a couple with a baby, do get an image of them conceiving the child? :P Seriously though, doesn't everyone here have phone sex with your SO when you are apart? It'd be insane not to...IMO. :blush:

WE DONT ! ... :no: THATS SICK!

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He says that can cause herpes, I say no true go ahead change your own oil.

Who is correct?

Herpes is one of those sexually transmitted diseases; definitely, not caused by masturbation. :)

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He says that can cause herpes, I say no true go ahead change your own oil.

Who is correct?

No.. but everytime you masterbate God kills a kitten - FACT! :P

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When you meet the one you want to spend the rest of your life with,

you can't wait for the rest of your life to begin

 

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