Birthers Challenge Hawaii to Produce Statehood Certificate

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Birthers Challenge Hawaii to Produce Statehood Certificate

President’s Birthplace Not Really American, Leaders Claim

KAILUA, HAWAII – Leaders of the so-called Birther movement followed President Obama on his Hawaiian vacation today to demand that Hawaii prove it is actually a U.S. state.

Mr. Obama’s claim to American citizenship has rested on his birthplace being Hawaii, but the Birthers argued today that Hawaii’s claim to being part of America is far from a foregone conclusion.

Speaking to reporters in Kailua, Birther leader Orly Taitz said that Hawaii cannot be considered part of the United States “unless it can produce an authentic statehood certificate.”

Ms. Taitz said that she did a thorough title search on the islands and has concluded that rather than being a U.S. state, “the islands of Hawaii appear to be colonies of Kenya.”

“That means that everyone born in Hawaii is legally not an American but a Kenyan,” she said, “which I find ironic.”

The Birthers’ contention that Hawaii is not a state promptly drew support from one leading Republican politician, former Governor Sarah Palin.

“To be honest, it’s something I’ve always kind of wondered about,” Gov. Palin said. “Hawaii just isn’t an American-sounding name, like Alaska.”

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Hawaii is a state of mind. So, that would make Obama a figment of the imagination, and the past two years just a bad dream.

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I actually still question whether BO is an American, but not because Hawaii isn't a state. To try to invalidate every Hawaiian's birthright is kinda stupid, and wrong.

Not to mention, what these 'birthers' are actually doing is solidifying the claim that he was born in Hawaii. Duh.

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I actually still question whether BO is an American, but not because Hawaii isn't a state. To try to invalidate every Hawaiian's birthright is kinda stupid, and wrong.

Not to mention, what these 'birthers' are actually doing is solidifying the claim that he was born in Hawaii. Duh.

It's called satire...

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It's called satire...

lol that'll teach me not to read the whole thing, nor click the link