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A man suffered serious burns after he blew himself up trying to kill a spider. The 28-year-old had tried to attack the spider with an aerosol can at his home in Clacton in Essex.

He had been called by his wife to deal with a spider she had seen going behind the lavatory on Monday. Unable to reach it, the man decided to kill it by spraying it. However he was unable to see whether it was dead because the bulb had gone. He used a cigarette lighter to illuminate the room, but ignited the gas fumes and caused an explosion.

The blast was so strong it blew him off his feet. He suffered burns to his head, legs and torso and, after dousing himself in cold water, was taken by ambulance to hospital. A spokesman for the fire service said: "We're not entirely sure whether the spider got away or not but there was no sign of it."

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I hope the spider got away. While big, UK spiders are not in the least bit dangerous to humans and people that kill them because they don't like seeing these hairy monsters annoy me.

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:lol: thanks for the laugh cleo, I needed it today :)

Yay, hey Amby - I know what you mean - I am feeling frustrated for the reasons I said the other day. Anything new with you?

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Posted (edited)

Didn't the chop know that (due to the ban on freon), the propellant in aerosol-cans is....ethanol (which is inflammable)?

(oops, I guess if he did he would have drunk the contents instead)

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Flammable ;)

Clearly not. Some people are really quite daft.

Are you "selling out" and using Americanese now? :lol:

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I dunno, am I? I thought daft was British English, or are you talking about something else...:)

From your earlier post

Flammable ;)

...

(which was obviously a "correction" on my usage of "inflammable"--which last-I-checked is in current use in UK to mean combustible)

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2005/11/07 I-129F approved, forwarded to NVC--to Chennai Consulate 2005/11/14

2005/12/02 Packet-3 received from Chennai

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2006/04/15 Church Wedding at Novi (Detroit suburb), MI

2006/05/01 AOS Packet (I-485/I-131/I-765) filed at Chicago

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2008/07/21 I-751 (conditions removal) filed

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2009/07/03 10-year GC received; last 0.5 done!

2009/07/23 Pras files N-400

2009/11/16 My 46TH birthday, Pras N-400 approved

2010/03/18 Pras' swear-in

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Maybe it's just me, but I don't see the humor in that. :blink:

Ah those Gen Y hey.

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Maybe it's just me, but I don't see the humor in that. :blink:

you never held a can of say, lysol, up to a lighter and sprayed it?

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Posted

From your earlier post

(which was obviously a "correction" on my usage of "inflammable"--which last-I-checked is in current use in UK to mean combustible)

:lol::o I can't believe I am so well acclimatized!

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