Meet the moron who actually wants to shtup Snooki

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Whether they were strolling hand-in-hand on the boardwalk or spending time at a seaside amusement park, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, 22, and her new beau Jeff Miranda, 24, couldn’t keep their hands off each other last weekend.

After meeting at club Karma in Seaside Heights, N.J., Miranda tells PEOPLE the two had “the greatest connection,” adding that it was “love at first sight.”

http://tvwatch.people.com/2010/08/16/snooki-jersey-shore-jeff-miranda-boyfriend/

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That girl had been rode hard, and put away wet too many times, for that to be only 22. Sorry. Not even with AJ's tool.

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Sorry. Not even with AJ's tool.

you are too kind.

[Susita 175]

[Ban Hammer 14,357]

who is snooki and what is shtup? i don't understand new jerseyite.

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who is snooki and what is shtup? i don't understand new jerseyite.

vote yes in the poll, farmboy

Edited August 17, 2010 by Legacy member

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

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haha. her poof!

[Ban Hammer 14,357]

vote yes in the poll, farmboy

voted

i've never worked on a farm.

Edited August 17, 2010 by charles!

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voted

nice

[Susita 175]

I see at least 2 or 3 Snookis per day. Orange skin and poofy hair is sooo the look right now

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I see at least 2 or 3 Snookis per day. Orange skin and poofy hair is sooo the look right now

and the perma-pout.

[Susita 175]

Oompa loompa doompity da, if she gets drunk than you will go far.

AJ that's called duckface

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AJ that's called duckface

It looks retarded. People doing duckface when they take pictures is stupid enough, to walk around like that all the time is much much worse.

[Susita 175]

She prob got stuck like that. My mom always told me not to make those stupid faces as a kid or I'd get stuck.

She shoulda listened to her mom.