Wife locks husband, 80, in laundry room for 1 year

[The_Dude 1,142]

Oh gosh no, nothing beats that!

Although, I shudder to think how someone might become filled full of custard.

Edited August 5, 2010 by Rob & Mel

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Although, I shudder to think how someone might become filled full of custard.

Duh, just sit down with a case of Ambrosia. That'll do it.

[The_Dude 1,142]

Duh, just sit down with a case of Ambrosia. That'll do it.

I guess my filthy mind drifted more towards how George Michael would go about getting filled up with custard

[Mags 112]

Duh, just sit down with a case of Ambrosia. That'll do it.

Honest to goodness I thought this said:

"Duh, just sit down ON a case of Ambrosia".

I did, indeed, agree with the Maven's summation of "That'll do it."

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Honest to goodness I thought this said:

"Duh, just sit down ON a case of Ambrosia".

I did, indeed, agree with the Maven's summation of "That'll do it."

Either way will do it.

For those who remember it, I bring you this:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/fd-bc8caeb743/240_worth_of_pudding/

[Tanya and Barry 59]

You mean toque, right?

(Also, don't do that. It'll make you constipated and then I'll be the one having to dig the poo out of you. Old people, pfff.)

Thanks. I'll keep you in mind if I ever need that sort of work done. It's always good to be able to put an occupation to a name here on VJ...

[HannahP 119]

i bet that must look interesting on a resume.

STORY TIME -

I was assisting in the irrigation and drainage of an abscess that was on a guy's #######. Said guy was about 500 lbs and more or less totally immobile. Plus, some resident had decided that it was a good idea to give him some lactulose which causes a river of diarrhea.

So we prep the guy, the doc has his nice sterile field set up, is knife deep in this guy's ####### when the patient suddenly starts crapping himself and can't stop. So my nurse and myself and the cna and the other resident are trying to heave this guy onto a bed pan while the surgeon is still trying to excise the abscess, and the patient is freakin' pooping like a really stinky volcano.

"This is why I went into nursing."

[Nina~ 431]

STORY TIME -

I was assisting in the irrigation and drainage of an abscess that was on a guy's #######. Said guy was about 500 lbs and more or less totally immobile. Plus, some resident had decided that it was a good idea to give him some lactulose which causes a river of diarrhea.

So we prep the guy, the doc has his nice sterile field set up, is knife deep in this guy's ####### when the patient suddenly starts crapping himself and can't stop. So my nurse and myself and the cna and the other resident are trying to heave this guy onto a bed pan while the surgeon is still trying to excise the abscess, and the patient is freakin' pooping like a really stinky volcano.

"This is why I went into nursing."

Where is the damn vomit emote when you need one?

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

At least you had your laptop and a connection.