BP

[Captain Oates 911]

Fvckin capitalist pigs!

I know, but it's the American way. I have to confirm my support for it at the naturalization interview or else.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Fvckin capitalist pigs!

Nothing wrong with being a capitalist pig.

[Captain Oates 911]

Nothing wrong with being a capitalist pig.

ah you say that now - but wait til you wake up with a curly tail and pink eyes..

come to think of it....got any gin left ?

[The_Dude 1,142]

Nothing wrong with being a capitalist pig.

Speaking of pigs, I could really murder a plate of bacon RIGHT NOW!!!

[Captain Oates 911]

Speaking of pigs, I could really murder a plate of bacon RIGHT NOW!!!

the correct word is 'slaughter' not 'murder' - remember the harem is in the north

I could slaughter 3 pints of Timothy Taylor and some cheese and onion crisps

The next date with such is USCIS driven... your life in their hands

[The_Dude 1,142]

the correct word is 'slaughter' not 'murder' - remember the harem is in the north

I could slaughter 3 pints of Timothy Taylor and some cheese and onion crisps

The next date with such is USCIS driven... your life in their hands

Well you go right ahead and slaughter your pints. I think I shall murder a bottle of Laphroaig this evening.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

ah you say that now - but wait til you wake up with a curly tail and pink eyes..

come to think of it....got any gin left ?

Why yes, I do! Not a lot, but there's a small bottle of Tanqueray around here somewhere. Let's toast our brilliance with a tot.

Speaking of pigs, I could really murder a plate of bacon RIGHT NOW!!!

I could go for a Scotch egg, to be honest. But I am always up for some bacon.

[Captain Oates 911]

Let's toast our brilliance with a tot.

I remember Michael Jackson saying something similar

As you know, when he was studying accountancy, he also said that two eights make a sixteen

[Captain Oates 911]

Did George Washington have an English accent ?

I don't think there were many Irish/Scots around in those days so praps he sounded like Austin Powers ?

Austin Powers with toothache ?

George Washington was born British of course

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Did George Washington have an English accent ?

I don't think there were many Irish/Scots around in those days so praps he sounded like Austin Powers ?

Austin Powers with toothache ?

George Washington was born British of course

Actually, there was an article about that recently that I came across -- the American accent had already begun to morph into a different creature, with different vowels and stresses in words. I'll see if I can find it.

[Captain Oates 911]

Actually, there was an article about that recently that I came across -- the American accent had already begun to morph into a different creature, with different vowels and stresses in words. I'll see if I can find it.

ok interesting... anything is berrer than scouse...

brum is good

pity the Americans didnt go with Brum

Leaseacondor Rice talking like Ozzy Osborne ? a Geordie ####### Cheney ?

We have been denied great entertinment

Edited August 5, 2010 by saywhat

[spookyturtle 9,466]

I bought BP shares at the bottom and I am sitting on a 40% gain in a few weeks

I knew it was just a hysterical mob reaction and I backed my judgment

Cramer on MSNBC said the shares were worthless and less than City Group at $4

They are now $40.67 and are the highest riser almost every day

These women who said they wanted to pound Tony Hayward's face into a bloody mush with their fists should be ashamed of being part of a hysterical mob.

He said it was a big ocean and it would disperse

They said it would kill all of Florida and the whole of the East Coast and the Brits would pay when the oil slick came across in the gulf stream and wiped out their coasts

CNN last night 'the oil has degraded in the large volume of water' and has disappeared

Anderson Pooper will have to eat his words

I really dislike hysteria and mob mentality and here was another example playing out

Now the people on the Gulf are saying "come on down the beaches are wonderful and our shellfish are just perfect - come and get some"

I think cable TV and some scurrilous Politicians made hay while the sun was shining and will continue to try and get a story - but basically they used the public to boost their own ratings

Tony got a few million and I got a few 10's of k's so no complaints there - but the US public were sold a pup and the true gainers were the cable companies.

Who cares what you think?

[Captain Oates 911]

Who cares what you think?

who cares what a turtle thinks ? especially a gulf turtle haha !

sorry about your eggs and all !

[spookyturtle 9,466]

who cares what a turtle thinks ? especially a gulf turtle haha !

sorry about your eggs and all !

Are you this lame in real life, or is it just your internet persona?

[Captain Oates 911]

Are you this lame in real life, or is it just your internet persona?

Guess you will die never knowing....Get a job eh ?