Commies 4 Christ...Redux Part Trois

[Krikit 1,166]

The Great Blackout was my first summer in the big city of TO, coming from SK. Made me feel good, how everyone helped each other out. Oh, and how we all got together in my driveway to drink the beer before it got too warm.

Wow. What a welcome to the city! It was good times, though.

[BishopM 114]

I'm going to bet that 99.999% of females have fallen into the toilet bum first at some point in their lives. And men wonder why we hate it when they leave the seat up.

It doesn't happen to just chicks....the B-ji has fallen into his fair share of turlets (sorry, its the Archie Bunker in me) during his years while living in Asia

Ok ok ok...so I admit, I fall into turlets here too

Edited July 16, 2010 by BishopM

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It doesn't happen to just chicks....the B-ji has fallen into his fair share of turlets (sorry, its the Archie Bunker in me) during his years while living in Asia

How the hell did you manage that?

And more importantly, what is wrong with everyone!!!

[BishopM 114]

+1 for strawberry margaritas!

Oh! Speaking of margaritas. During the Great Blackout of 2003 my friends and I were forced to consume mass quantities of frozen margaritas before they became mass quantities of unfrozen margaritas. Then we played Trailer Park Scrabble by candlelight. Good times.

very '8-mile'...excellent +1

[Krikit 1,166]

And more importantly, what is wrong with everyone!!!

[BishopM 114]

The Krikit has never seen any of the Rocky movies. lol

P.S. Why are we using 3rd person narrative?

Because the B-ji believes in the Trinity

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I don't always check before I sit, that's what!

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I don't always check before I sit, that's what!

You should. See where you're going at all times. General rule of life.

[BishopM 114]

How the hell did you manage that?

And more importantly, what is wrong with everyone!!!

That whole(hole) 'flush to the ground' think threw off my otherwide perfect balance (plus, drinking!)

Blessings! Bishop

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

You should. See where you're going at all times. General rule of life.

I missed that class. I heard about it, but I was off getting drunk on Zima.

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I missed that class. I heard about it, but I was off getting drunk on Zima.

Well at least you have good taste. So you're not a total loss.

That whole(hole) 'flush to the ground' think threw off my otherwide perfect balance (plus, drinking!)

Blessings! Bishop

Drinking again. Ok, new rule of life.

If you're drunk, hold it.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Well at least you have good taste. So you're not a total loss.

I am nothing if not made of pure, unvarnished class.

[BishopM 114]

The Krikit has never seen any of the Rocky movies. lol

...nOOb!!!!

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I am nothing if not made of pure, unvarnished class.

Just remember, when you're on that date, if he pisses you off it is bad form to break your bottle of Zima on the table and attack him with it. A proper lady simply poisons his drink with a smile on her face.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Just remember, when you're on that date, if he pisses you off it is bad form to break your bottle of Zima on the table and attack him with it. A proper lady simply poisons his drink with a smile on her face.

Noted. I will pack strychnine in my evening bag and put Vaseline on my teeth to help me smile, like Miss America.