Interview Dining Etiquette

[chri'stina 190]

It is what it is. I got hired at a previous job for no better reason other than the fact that the hiring manager and I both started off (right out of college, at different times) at the same company and worked for the same douchebag. Once that became apparent, we hit it off and I've never seen an offer come in so quick.

Of course, she turned out to be the worst manager I've ever worked for but that's another story.

These are all good reasons to hate "the man".

[The_Dude 1,142]

Well, the problem with that diet is when the hookers start stealing the blow.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

elmcitymaven ruins all my threads

That is kind of why I am on VJ. I have a super-organiser power that allows me to ruin your threads. At random.

Well, the problem with that diet is when the hookers start stealing the blow.

Clearly you had the wrong hookers to start with -- that was the downfall of your diet. You need to get yourself some nice fundie hookers who don't touch the stuff. THEN you're in business. Pro tip!

[Jewel-8 21]

You're welcome.

Any idea what this means?

Bring all foods to your mouth, not the other way around.

I think it means don't eat off your plate or shovel it in.

[The_Dude 1,142]

Clearly you had the wrong hookers to start with -- that was the downfall of your diet. You need to get yourself some nice fundie hookers who don't touch the stuff. THEN you're in business. Pro tip!

Hmmm fundie hookers, that's an interesting proposition. I was just thinking I should hide it better, you know, more exercise in that.

[Jewel-8 21]

I think it means don't eat off your plate or shovel it in.

Edit: I was late to the party! I thought we were still on page 1.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Hmmm fundie hookers, that's an interesting proposition. I was just thinking I should hide it better, you know, more exercise in that.

That's in Stage 2, which you get to after three weeks. I'm guessing you never made it out of Stage 1.

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Edit: I was late to the party! I thought we were still on page 1.

Girl, you so slow.

[The_Dude 1,142]

That's in Stage 2, which you get to after three weeks. I'm guessing you never made it out of Stage 1.

No, it seems importing the snaggletoothed vegas variety was the downfall of my plan.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

No, it seems importing the snaggletoothed vegas variety was the downfall of my plan.

But page one of the "Hookers and Blow Diet: Strategies for Success!" book states you need to start in the Heartland with a fundie hooker and a pile of sweet, sweet blow. Was that page missing from your copy?

[Jewel-8 21]

Girl, you so slow.

Sorry! I'm actually being productive at work today. It's quarter end and I have to make the numbers look nice.

[The_Dude 1,142]

But page one of the "Hookers and Blow Diet: Strategies for Success!" book states you need to start in the Heartland with a fundie hooker and a pile of sweet, sweet blow. Was that page missing from your copy?

It appears I have a similar, but now aparently flawed version of said book, "Hollywood Club Guide To Losing Weight". Their suggestion to avoid the inevitable fight over the blow with the hookers was to find tweeker hookers so there is no conflict.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

It appears I have a similar, but now aparently flawed version of said book, "Hollywood Club Guide To Losing Weight". Their suggestion to avoid the inevitable fight over the blow with the hookers was to find tweeker hookers so there is no conflict.

That book was SO derivative and SO wrong and SO 2002.

[Nina~ 431]

Sorry! I'm actually being productive at work today. It's quarter end and I have to make the numbers look nice.

Time to crack out your new color gel pen set?

[The_Dude 1,142]

That book was SO derivative and SO wrong and SO 2002.

I suppose that is what I get for ordering it on a used book website. I suppose i'll have to take a trip to the midwest sometime to find a proper gaggle of fundie hookers.