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Hehehehe, My Dad just sent me this:

Wives' Duties

Three American men were sitting together bragging about how they had given

their new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from Britain, and bragged that he had

told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that

needed to be done at their house.

He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the

dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmie had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that he had

given his wife orders that she was to do all the house cleaning,

dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see

any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house

was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Canadian girl. He boasted that he told

her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,

lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every

meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he

didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone

down and he could see a little out of his left eye.

Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper.

God Bless Canadian Women!


“...Isn't it splendid to think of all the things there are to find out about? It just makes me feel glad to be alive--it's such an interesting world. It wouldn't be half so interesting if we knew all about everything, would it? There'd be no scope for imagination then, would there?”

. Lucy Maude Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

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divorced - April 2010 moved back to Ontario May 2010 and surrendered green card

PLEASE DO NOT PRIVATE MESSAGE ME OR EMAIL ME. I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT CURRENT US IMMIGRATION PROCEDURES!!!!!

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That is to funny lmao.

:P:P

funny but a element oaf truth arf arf

went from a fiesty engleesh gal to a 16 year sabbatical

never risked a shiner from canuck birds arf

got myself a angel :thumbs: usa

just now 5 mins out from gare central montreal

bloody civilised way to travel,table to myself ,woody guthrie playing

and visa done and dusted in one day.

all the besties

red d :devil:

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:lol: Just forwarded that to my husband...

Ditto. :lol::lol:


CR-1

09/16/2005 Mailed I-130 (CSC)

09/21/2005 NOA 1

02/07/2006 NOA 2 (Day 143)

02/25/2006 Petitioner receives AOS Bill in U.S. (Day 161)

02/27/2006 AOS Bill (regular USPS) and DS-3032 (Canada Post regular) are mailed out

03/21/2006 Petitioner receives I-864 package (Day 185)

03/22/2006 Beneficiary receives IV Bill and sends payment - regular mail (Day 186)

03/24/2006 Petitioner sends back I-864 (Day 188)

04/13/2006 Beneficiary receives DS-230 (Day 208)

05/10/2006 Beneficiary sends back DS-230 and docs to NVC via Fedex (Day 235)

05/19/2006 NVC issues RFE on Question # 20 on the DS-230. (Day 244)

05/29/2006 Beneficiary receives RFE and sends it off (Day 254)

06/02/2006 NVC receives RFE (Day 258)

06/16/2006 Case Complete! (Day 272)

07/07/2006 Case forwarded to Consulate in Montreal (Day 293)

08/11/2006 INTERVIEW! VISA APPROVED!

08/14/2006 Picked up visa and crossed the border.

08/25/2006 SS card arrives in the mail

09/07/2006 GC arrives in the mail.

K-3

02/01/2006 Mailed I-129F

02/07/2006 NOA1

04/14/2006 I-129F is approved!

04/24/2006 NVC forwards the application to the consulate in Montreal

05/01/2006 Packet 3 is received from consulate & is sent of 3 days later

07/07/2006 Medical

08/08/2006 INTERVIEW- cancelled bec. of CR-1

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