Flower Power

[Gary and Alla 3,696]

Charles likes to watch.

[Tnic 5]

It's kinda funny. You're thinking mini skirts and heels and I'm looking at hotties in tight jeans and knee high boots with heels. Even all bundled up for Siberia, they're STILL jaw droppin hot here in Krim. My Bride-to-be at the top of my list (of course).

Heaven, I'm in Heaven...

[Gary and Alla 3,696]

It's kinda funny. You're thinking mini skirts and heels and I'm looking at hotties in tight jeans and knee high boots with heels. Even all bundled up for Siberia, they're STILL jaw droppin hot here in Krim. My Bride-to-be at the top of my list (of course).

Heaven, I'm in Heaven...

Don't let her catch you lookin' OMG that is like a death sentence!

[Tnic 5]

I've found that you can see plenty without moving your head. Plus I do the bulk of the shopping (alone). And anyway, who needs to spin when there's a continuous babe parade.

[slim 1,533]

The rare hot US woman keeps her nose up so high she doesn't even see us!!!

I've seen women here literally start crying when my wife shows up. "Why is everyone looking at her?"

So a few nights later we go to a night club (techno sucks) and I had my ####### grabbed on my way to the rest room. So of course I tried it again, and that time some chick grabbed me from the other direction.

I'll never forget a very one-sided conversation I had at a nightclub in Moscow.

"Hi, what's your name? My name is Tanya. I like to have sex."

I think she should write a book. (And for the record, I LOVE techno!)

If I was single, had the time and the money I would spend months there until my pecker gave out...well that or I had a heart attack first.

MegaMillions tonight! 242 Million.

a group of guys in the US (30 of them) going to Odessa to meet like 400 chicks at some hotel courtesy of a MOB site... foreign affair or something like that.

I watched one like that many years ago and the guys were pathetic. "It's really a lot harder to get laid over here than I thought. These girls are very traditional."

HUH?

Then again, these dudes were playing the typical American douche. "Can I buy you a drink? I work in advertising back in Florida and I'm really looking for a nice girl to marry."

You NEVER want to let an FSU woman forget you are HOT for her.

Or that there are 48,000 more back in the FSU. "There are more where you came from. You don't have a monopoly."

My wife has her fair share of "admirers." When men won't pay attention to her they're either gay or too scared of her. "Because he know I will be tear off his #### and he can do nosing about zis! Ha ha ha!" She really enjoys it when women grab their guys closer or kiss them or something to mark their property. "She so stupid b!tch. Of course I can have zis man if I desire. She is ugly, fat, American b!tch and of course he want hot and sexy Russian queen. But, I not want him so, poka, baby." (All to the techno beat.)

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

I've seen women here literally start crying when my wife shows up. "Why is everyone looking at her?"

When we walk into the bar it's like time has stopped. It used to bother Kira at first and she would ask why everyone was staring at her...now that she knows what the deal is, she plays on it.

I'll never forget a very one-sided conversation I had at a nightclub in Moscow.

"Hi, what's your name? My name is Tanya. I like to have sex."

I think she should write a book. (And for the record, I LOVE techno!)

You gotta love RUB women. They get straight to the point. They don't play the bs head/kiddie games like a lot of the chicks here do. Those chicks could seriously give women here classes on how to dress, stay trim, and ...lol...I'l leave it at that so I don't start a flame fest with the trolls.

I watched one like that many years ago and the guys were pathetic. "It's really a lot harder to get laid over here than I thought. These girls are very traditional."

HUH?

Then again, these dudes were playing the typical American douche. "Can I buy you a drink? I work in advertising back in Florida and I'm really looking for a nice girl to marry."

http://www.wetv.com/secret-lives-of-women/episodes/mail-order-brides <--- This was the documentary we watched

Similar to the one you mentioned though. It looked like a bunch of dudes going to a "Star Trek Convention"...who didn't have a clue. You can tell these guys don't get laid much. If that chicks over there think this is the best we got to offer...were in trouble. But the gals on that show were totally hot. It's worth watching imo.

Or that there are 48,000 more back in the FSU. "There are more where you came from. You don't have a monopoly."

I have a few friends and co-workers that ask me what I'm going to do if she splits after she gets her US citizenship. I just laugh and say;"#######? You mean I'm going to have to go back there and find a newer model ?"

My wife has her fair share of "admirers." When men won't pay attention to her they're either gay or too scared of her. "Because he know I will be tear off his #### and he can do nosing about zis! Ha ha ha!" She really enjoys it when women grab their guys closer or kiss them or something to mark their property. "She so stupid b!tch. Of course I can have zis man if I desire. She is ugly, fat, American b!tch and of course he want hot and sexy Russian queen. But, I not want him so, poka, baby." (All to the techno beat.)

My sister and brother in law is the worst at this. He gets caught staring at Kira from time to time, and my sister hates my wife for this. The women in my family treat her nice to her face, but it's pretty obvious what their thinking. I told my bro in law (off the record of course), that if he ever got tired of my sisters constant bs and b*tching...hit me up and I'l point him in the right direction.

And ya, that dirty dancing...(but not to techno),..LOL...I'm glad they have this forum seeing how I'm not the only one in this situation. Sometimes Kira and I will dirty dance, and other times she will go out there and dance alone if I think the song sucks. She gets more looks and stares than a lot of strippers Iv'e seen. She plays on it big time. Hopefully it doesn't go to her head.

*For the record I love my wife and I don't foresee us ever splitting ways. But Iv'e been married before and Iv'e learned that any guy who thinks they have their woman pegged needs their head examined. Nobody every knows what's in a chicks head...no matter how well you think you know them.

Edited January 1, 2011 by Why_Me

[Gary and Alla 3,696]

When we walk into the bar it's like time has stopped. It used to bother Kira at first and she would ask why everyone was staring at her...now that she knows what the deal is, she plays on it.

You gotta love RUB women. They get straight to the point. They don't play the bs head/kiddie games like a lot of the chicks here do. Those chicks could seriously give women here classes on how to dress, stay trim, and ...lol...I'l leave it at that so I don't start a flame fest with the trolls.

http://www.wetv.com/secret-lives-of-women/episodes/mail-order-brides <--- This was the documentary we watched

Similar to the one you mentioned though. It looked like a bunch of dudes going to a "Star Trek Convention"...who didn't have a clue. You can tell these guys don't get laid much. If that chicks over there think this is the best we got to offer...were in trouble. But the gals on that show were totally hot. It's worth watching imo.

I have a few friends and co-workers that ask me what I'm going to do if she splits after she gets her US citizenship. I just laugh and say;"#######? You mean I'm going to have to go back there and find a newer model ?"

My sister and brother in law is the worst at this. He gets caught staring at Kira from time to time, and my sister hates my wife for this. The women in my family treat her nice to her face, but it's pretty obvious what their thinking. I told my bro in law (off the record of course), that if he ever got tired of my sisters constant bs and b*tching...hit me up and I'l point him in the right direction.

And ya, that dirty dancing...(but not to techno),..LOL...I'm glad they have this forum seeing how I'm not the only one in this situation. Sometimes Kira and I will dirty dance, and other times she will go out there and dance alone if I think the song sucks. She gets more looks and stares than a lot of strippers Iv'e seen. She plays on it big time. Hopefully it doesn't go to her head.

*For the record I love my wife and I don't foresee us ever splitting ways. But Iv'e been married before and Iv'e learned that any guy who thinks they have their woman pegged needs their head examined. Nobody every knows what's in a chicks head...no matter how well you think you know them.

Some people are so incredibly sytupid that you wonder how they manage to breathe. Asking "what if she splits after..." What? After she gets her citizenship? I still haven't convinced Alla to become a citizen, but I think she will as it will be easier for her future plans. But you could say the same about any woman and man. "What if she splits after you win the lottery?" It just makes no sense.

Yes, Alla gets some stares from my sisters and sisters in law. But no one says anything. One of my brothers, a surgeon that collects airplanes, was told by his wife (now ex-wife) that there was NO WAY he was going to take Alla up for flights in his airplanes. Did she think the terrible hussy, Alla, would introduce him to the mile high club? We went to a local bar within walking distance one night because they have a pool table and Alla wanted to play pool. It was like the three big screen TVs got turned to "Oprah" or something. Everyone just turns on their stools and stares at her, which she can then not resist putting on a show. I think all the men working at Lowe's know her and she gets followed around and gets oustanding "customer service" when she goes there to go "homeowning" as she puts it. She leaves about a pallet load of stuff there for me to "pick Up later" and the label always just says "Alla"

One time she picked out the tile she wanted for the bathroom walls and floors and asked the guy to call me to have me tell him how much we needed of each. He started describing the tile to me, as if for my approval. I heard Alla telling him "You don't need his permission, he does not get to choose...I choose...he just says how much" I told him to give it up and save himself!

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Some people are so incredibly sytupid that you wonder how they manage to breathe. Asking "what if she splits after..." What? After she gets her citizenship? I still haven't convinced Alla to become a citizen, but I think she will as it will be easier for her future plans. But you could say the same about any woman and man. "What if she splits after you win the lottery?" It just makes no sense.

Yes, Alla gets some stares from my sisters and sisters in law. But no one says anything. One of my brothers, a surgeon that collects airplanes, was told by his wife (now ex-wife) that there was NO WAY he was going to take Alla up for flights in his airplanes. Did she think the terrible hussy, Alla, would introduce him to the mile high club? We went to a local bar within walking distance one night because they have a pool table and Alla wanted to play pool. It was like the three big screen TVs got turned to "Oprah" or something. Everyone just turns on their stools and stares at her, which she can then not resist putting on a show. I think all the men working at Lowe's know her and she gets followed around and gets oustanding "customer service" when she goes there to go "homeowning" as she puts it. She leaves about a pallet load of stuff there for me to "pick Up later" and the label always just says "Alla"

One time she picked out the tile she wanted for the bathroom walls and floors and asked the guy to call me to have me tell him how much we needed of each. He started describing the tile to me, as if for my approval. I heard Alla telling him "You don't need his permission, he does not get to choose...I choose...he just says how much" I told him to give it up and save himself!

I'm pro USA and all that, but Americans...a lot of them anyways, are morons for the most part. It's not that they are "naive", they are just plain stupid. If only I had a nickel for every time I had to say something like;"yes, Belarus is a country or...no she is not Russian, she is Belarusian..."

And most of them think any chick that comes to the USA on a CR1 and/or K1 visa is only her for the visa. They don't have a clue. They are going to think what they want to. They all have a pre-conceived judgement and no matter how hard you try to explain...they still don't get it. Our close friends and Kira's co-workers know the score, but most people think it's some kind of scam.

[Gary and Alla 3,696]

I'm pro USA and all that, but Americans...a lot of them anyways, are morons for the most part. It's not that they are "naive", they are just plain stupid. If only I had a nickel for every time I had to say something like;"yes, Belarus is a country or...no she is not Russian, she is Belarusian..."

And most of them think any chick that comes to the USA on a CR1 and/or K1 visa is only her for the visa. They don't have a clue. They are going to think what they want to. They all have a pre-conceived judgement and no matter how hard you try to explain...they still don't get it. Our close friends and Kira's co-workers know the score, but most people think it's some kind of scam.

My mother thought the reason it took so long for Alla to get here was because the "Soviet Union" would not let her leave. Um no Mom, we are getting the visa from the USA, not the Soviet Union!

By the time I went to Ukraine I was the third of 8 kids to live and work overseas (and I do not mean the Canadian side of Niagra Falls) I think most peoppe in our family had already accepted the idea that not ALL people in the world are trying to figure an angle to get to the United States. Most of the people I met in Ukraine had no desire to move here and were even kind of afraid of the USA.

We still run into many people that think they have to talk LOUDER to Alla because she has an accent She even told one woman "I am Ukrainian, not deaf"

Have you seen the trailer for the movie "The Other Guys" where the really hot chick introduces herself to mark Wahlberg as Will Ferrel's geeky character's wife? And his work partner says "No. Really, who are you?"

[slim 1,533]

http://www.wetv.com/secret-lives-of-women/episodes/mail-order-brides <--- This was the documentary we watched

Jan. 14th at 2:00 AM. I'm setting the DVR.

You can tell these guys don't get laid much.

There are guys who choose to get an MOB because it's one of their options and then there are guys who actively seek out an MOB because they have no other options (aka the ones our "visitors" lop us into the group with.)

I have a few friends and co-workers that ask me what I'm going to do if she splits after she gets her US citizenship.

First it was "once she gets her green card." Then it was, "once she gets her 10 year card." Then it was "citizenship." Now,........ I have no idea but she's still supposed to leave me sometime in the near future.

Iv'e learned that any guy who thinks they have their woman pegged needs their head examined. Nobody every knows what's in a chicks head...no matter how well you think you know them.[/i]

Amen to that!

Have you seen the trailer for the movie "The Other Guys" where the really hot chick introduces herself to mark Wahlberg as Will Ferrel's geeky character's wife? And his work partner says "No. Really, who are you?"

You should watch that whole movie, it's great! Will Farrell has a couple of other smokin-hot chicks from his past too.

[Gary and Alla 3,696]

Jan. 14th at 2:00 AM. I'm setting the DVR.

There are guys who choose to get an MOB because it's one of their options and then there are guys who actively seek out an MOB because they have no other options (aka the ones our "visitors" lop us into the group with.)

First it was "once she gets her green card." Then it was, "once she gets her 10 year card." Then it was "citizenship." Now,........ I have no idea but she's still supposed to leave me sometime in the near future.

Amen to that!

You should watch that whole movie, it's great! Will Farrell has a couple of other smokin-hot chicks from his past too.

I have deeply hidden photos from Odessa. Top secret, national security stuff. I have shown them around to a few select trsuted souls. The usual reaction is "NO EFFIN' WAY!" Way!

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Jan. 14th at 2:00 AM. I'm setting the DVR.

Right after we finished watching that show, I said to the wife; "hey honey, how about we take our next vacation in Odessa?". So she looks at me real mean like, and says in that dry tone of hers...; "Odessa has dirty "beeshes". Now the word "beeshes" has two meanings when it comes to her accent. It can either mean "b!tches" or "beaches". I never did find out which one she was referring to...I could tell by her look it wasn't a good question to ask atm.

Edited January 4, 2011 by Why_Me

[Gary and Alla 3,696]

Right after we finished watching that show, I said to the wife; "hey honey, how about we take our next vacation in Odessa?". So she looks at me real mean like, and says in that dry tone of hers...; "Odessa has dirty "beeshes". Now the word "beeshes" has two meanings when it comes to her accent. It can either mean "b!tches" or "beaches". I never did find out which one she was referring to...I could tell by her look it wasn't a good question to ask atm.

The BEACHES in Odessa are filthy! Do not plan on swimming there. Terrible. No kidding. That must be what she meant.

[slim 1,533]

I have deeply hidden photos from Odessa. Top secret, national security stuff. I have shown them around to a few select trsuted souls. The usual reaction is "NO EFFIN' WAY!" Way!

I have a TS disc out in the garage somewhere buried amongst all my training manuals and misc. other stuff she'd never look through. Like the manuals, I may need that disc again someday.

"Odessa has dirty "beeshes".

Many of the Russian ladies I met from one part of the country would tell me women from another part of the country were "dirty." Or, as my wife says, "they event not sophisticate and have a no culture." That's when she's in a good mood... when she's in a bad mood it's something about their tourist destinations as well.

The BEACHES in Odessa are filthy! Do not plan on swimming there. Terrible. No kidding. That must be what she meant.

Because the beaches back home are so much nicer!

[Gary and Alla 3,696]

I have a TS disc out in the garage somewhere buried amongst all my training manuals and misc. other stuff she'd never look through. Like the manuals, I may need that disc again someday.

Many of the Russian ladies I met from one part of the country would tell me women from another part of the country were "dirty." Or, as my wife says, "they event not sophisticate and have a no culture." That's when she's in a good mood... when she's in a bad mood it's something about their tourist destinations as well.

Because the beaches back home are so much nicer!

I never found the women of Odessa to be dirty or unsophisticated. Quite the opposite but many people do not like Odessa and the people from there. There are a lot of Jews and if you think the US is in any way "anti-semetic" you know nothing of Russia and Ukraine. There is also an air of basic "lawlessness" and a lot of crooked, underhanded people. It was always a big port for smuggling and general wrongdoing. Lots if bad "foreign influence". There is a lot of foreign sailors there and you know what that means, Slim. So goes the "reputation" but it is probably as accurate as saying "everyone from Chicago is a gangster" because of Al Capone. It just isn't so and I never felt unsafe there, but then I do not get involved in smuggling, except for cigarettes which I used to smuggle as much as possible There was/is an arsenal there for Soviet "hardware" and a huge arms and ammunition factory and I know that a lot of Kalashnikovs and 7.62 x 39mm ammo went somewhere from there. It was a featured part of the movie "Lord of War" and that was not make believe...except the Lenin statue is still there. If they ever took it down, they put it back up. Most people there are just working and paying bills like people everywhere else. The women are just as hot as anywhere else in the FSU, not particularly "hotter" I was always surprised at the women in Donetsk, pretty much the "Gary, Indiana" of the FSU, but the women are oblivious to Dante's Inferno all around them and just as hot as anywhere else. Hvae you ever been to Volgograd? It looks pretty much identical to the way it did in the Soviet Union ("the sun does not shine on Volgograd" I am told) yet the women are just as hot.

Alla does not like Odessa except for the Opera Theatre. She says it is too expensive, people expect "tips" (which is true and this is not common in the FSU) and it is basically just a tourist town and people there are "not serious".