Flower Power

[Gary and Alla 3,696]

Thunder over Louisville sounds awesome!

.... off to google...

It is and you are just a short drive up I-71. It is always 2 weeks before the first Saturday in May (unless that is Easter weekend, then it is 3 weeks before) Thunder bills itself as the "World's Largest Fireworks Show" and it is incredible...also an awesome air and water show. But there is something like 1 million people there. Go early.

Also don't foget the Knob Creek Machine Gun shoot the 2nd weekend of April just south of Louisville. Google "Knob Creek" Occasionally Thunder and Knob Creek fall on the same weekend...Explosive Overload!

[Brad and Vika 129]

But Brad, the infield on derby day is something that every man should experience ONCE in life...don't you think?

Not if he is over twenty-five. Unless you like to be rained on, puked on, or other foul things that is. I'll stay in the boxes or the hospitality tent if I have to be there.

[Gary and Alla 3,696]

Not if he is over twenty-five. Unless you like to be rained on, puked on, or other foul things that is. I'll stay in the boxes or the hospitality tent if I have to be there.

OK, in the USA it helps if you are under 25, but I will refer you to the "breasts" thread.

[slim 1,533]

It is and you are just a short drive up I-71. It is always 2 weeks before the first Saturday in May (unless that is Easter weekend, then it is 3 weeks before) Thunder bills itself as the "World's Largest Fireworks Show" and it is incredible...also an awesome air and water show. But there is something like 1 million people there. Go early.

Also don't foget the Knob Creek Machine Gun shoot the 2nd weekend of April just south of Louisville. Google "Knob Creek" Occasionally Thunder and Knob Creek fall on the same weekend...Explosive Overload!

I've shot at Knob Creek several times during Appleseeds. Haven't been there for the Machine Gun Shoot, but from what I've heard, it's about like the Derby anymore. Puking, cursing, boobies, etc., but not really that big of a deal if you're an adult. Cool to see, I'm sure, but after spending several years in the military and personally expending truckloads of ammo... it's not really that big of a deal to me anymore.

We have Riverfest here every year and it may not be Thunder, but like shooting and boobies - you've seen one you've seen them all. Actually, fireworks, shooting and boobies are like pizza (even when it's bad it's good) but I'm getting old enough where I'd rather forego the pleasure than fight the crowd. That being said, I'll be in Carrollton that weekend so I may just have to take a short trip on Saturday evening.

[Gary and Alla 3,696]

I've shot at Knob Creek several times during Appleseeds. Haven't been there for the Machine Gun Shoot, but from what I've heard, it's about like the Derby anymore. Puking, cursing, boobies, etc., but not really that big of a deal if you're an adult. Cool to see, I'm sure, but after spending several years in the military and personally expending truckloads of ammo... it's not really that big of a deal to me anymore.

We have Riverfest here every year and it may not be Thunder, but like shooting and boobies - you've seen one you've seen them all. Actually, fireworks, shooting and boobies are like pizza (even when it's bad it's good) but I'm getting old enough where I'd rather forego the pleasure than fight the crowd. That being said, I'll be in Carrollton that weekend so I may just have to take a short trip on Saturday evening.

I have come to the conclusion you are older than me and been married much longer.

Unless something happened in the last few years, I haven't been to Knob Creek for maybe 7 years, it was a decent gathering at that time. No puking to be seen, some boobies threatening to burst free, but none actually waving in the breeze, and nothing really to discourage families. Admittedly it has been a few years.

Thunder is a huge crowd scene and I wouldn't imagine you would have a "short trip to Louisville on Saturday evening" if it is Thunder weekend. I did go to two of them and watched the rest on TV.

[slim 1,533]

No, I'm not older although I do think I've been married longer. (12/06.)

I haven't been to the Machine Gun Shoot I'm just basing what I've heard on what other old married dudes have told me. I doubt I'll make it down to Thunder since crowds don't really appeal to me anymore.

[Gary and Alla 3,696]

No, I'm not older although I do think I've been married longer. (12/06.)

I haven't been to the Machine Gun Shoot I'm just basing what I've heard on what other old married dudes have told me. I doubt I'll make it down to Thunder since crowds don't really appeal to me anymore.

Are we talking current marriage? Or cumulative? I was married to an American woman for 21 years, so that is like 175 in dog years. Current is from 9/2008 so you got me beat there. I may be older but young enough that shooting machine guns is still a kick in the pants, but less so when I am paying for the ammo.

[NavarreMan 10]

is this what you have to do to earn points ? is it really worth it

I bought Tanya a dozen roses when she arrived here, 11 in a bouquet and 1 on her pillow. A week later I came home to what appeared to be an empty house but after a few minutes of looking I found her provocatively posed in the garden tub with rose petals floating around her and candles everywhere. Did I earn points? Duh! Was it worth it? Double duh!!

She gets roses regularly now... (F) =

Edited March 31, 2010 by NavarreMan

[Brad and Vika 129]

I bought Tanya a dozen roses when she arrived here, 11 in a bouquet and 1 on her pillow. A week later I came home to what appeared to be an empty house but after a few minutes of looking I found her provocatively posed in the garden tub with rose petals floating around her and candles everywhere. Did I earn points? Duh! Was it worth it? Double duh!!

She gets roses regularly now... (F) =

My original point exactly! Thanks dude!

[NavarreMan 10]

Flowers do seem to be magical in the way that nothing else is, for sure. I've yet to find anything that gets even close to same reaction. I try not to overdo it though, I'm afraid if I rub the lamp too much the genie will stop coming out.

Keep giving the genie flowers and you won't have to "rub the lamp"! ...sometimes I kill myself - sorry 'bout that one Mox! Warped humor hard at work.

[visaveteran 0]

I wonder what's really the big deal with giving flowers? I mean, it's about as easy as can be (a phone call), not really much money involved, and every Tom, ####### and Harry buys flowers...not at all a unique act. And the super cheapos get them at Walmart or the grocery store.

So why would a sensible, chic, modern woman be so impressed by flowers that she supposedly gives better sex? I can see getting a car or a Caribbean vacation or diamond ear rings...but flowers?

Are women really that cheap to buy off?

[Gary and Alla 3,696]

I wonder what's really the big deal with giving flowers? I mean, it's about as easy as can be (a phone call), not really much money involved, and every Tom, ####### and Harry buys flowers...not at all a unique act. And the super cheapos get them at Walmart or the grocery store.

So why would a sensible, chic, modern woman be so impressed by flowers that she supposedly gives better sex? I can see getting a car or a Caribbean vacation or diamond ear rings...but flowers?

Are women really that cheap to buy off?

Well, if you are somewhat attractive to begin with and they get something out of the sex also...then YES they are that cheap to buy off.

Joke....

Elephant and mouse are taking a walk. Elephant falls in a hole. Elephant says to mouse, "Can you help me out of this hole?" The mouse says "Yes, wait here" (stupid, I know) The mouse comes back a few minutes later driving a Maserati, ties a rope to the bumper and tosses it down to the elephant. The elephant grabs hold and the mouse pulls him out with the Maserati.

The elephant says "Pretty cool. I didn't know you had a Maserati" Mouse says "Yeah, I am kind of a little guy and it helps me get dates with the girls" Hmmm.

A little while the MOUSE falls in a hole. "Elephant, can you help me out of the hole?" The elephant stands over the hole and un-rolls his ####### into the hole and says "Here, climb out" The mouse climbs out. "Pretty cool" says the mouse "I had no idea your c*ck was that big" Hmm. "Yeah" says the elephant "When you got a big c*ck, you don't need a sports car!"

[slim 1,533]

the super cheapos get them at Walmart or the grocery store.

So why would a sensible, chic, modern woman be so impressed by flowers that she supposedly gives better sex? I can see getting a car or a Caribbean vacation or diamond ear rings...but flowers?

Are women really that cheap to buy off?

My wife got a car, a Caribbean vacation and diamond ear rings yet she still doesn't give better sex. What did I do wrong?

[Gary and Alla 3,696]

My wife got a car, a Caribbean vacation and diamond ear rings yet she still doesn't give better sex. What did I do wrong?

Nothing. I have the same "problem" The sex is so good it cannot be improved by a car, carribean vacation or diamond earrings. These are RUB women, reme,ber!

[Martyshk 137]

My wife got a car, a Caribbean vacation and diamond ear rings yet she still doesn't give better sex. What did I do wrong?

It's because you didn't properly liberate her, durrrrr