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Global warming cultists are brainwashing your children

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HAL 9000 Grand Master

HAL 9000   96

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Welcome to the Gospel hermano Bishop. The only real requirement is that you embrace the truth with blind faith. Oh wait strike that... with an open mind.

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

Mr. Big Dog Grand Master

Mr. Big Dog   10,747

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OK Folks. Mass will be held at 8PM Central Time. Broadcast live from the Church of Climatology.

Pastor HAL 9000 at your service.

Please bring organic sandals to scientific communion.

Do I have to leave my cross at the door?

You have to stomp on it, piss on it and then burn it. Initiation ritual for the church of global warming.

No burning, please. That releases greenhouse gases. Oh, and speaking of greehouse gasses, there will be no farting in the Church of Climatology either.

HAL 9000 Grand Master

HAL 9000   96

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OK Folks. Mass will be held at 8PM Central Time. Broadcast live from the Church of Climatology.

Pastor HAL 9000 at your service.

Please bring organic sandals to scientific communion.

Do I have to leave my cross at the door?

You have to stomp on it, piss on it and then burn it. Initiation ritual for the church of global warming.

No burning, please. That releases greenhouse gases. Oh, and speaking of greehouse gasses, there will be no farting in the Church of Climatology either.

Methane has its own gospel in the GW Bible, to the disappointment of the heretics.

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

Ban Hammer Grand Master

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No burning, please. That releases greenhouse gases. Oh, and speaking of greehouse gasses, there will be no farting in the Church of Climatology either.

rules me out then :blush:

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