What Would You Do If...

[SMOKE 1,426]

burn barrells.

..or again. have the government make the plumbers charge a realistic price for their services. instead of: let the gouging continue & force everyone to pay for it & act as if they are doing us a favor.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

i'd move to canada

[SMOKE 1,426]

Charles, there's a quarrel in the Regional Subforums that needs your attention...and since this hypothetical would never apply to you, then you should probably go make yourself useful elsewhere...just sayin.

[*JG* 2]

get the neighbors together & dig a trench, so it would flow into the street. then it would be the governments problem to fix....like the healthcare problem right steven?

The local mayor is staunchly against government intervention. He tells you all that it's your personal sh!t, not the governments. So you dig this trench but there's several problems...for one, a horrible smell permeates every corner of the neighborhood. Second, flies and other vermin are being drawn to open trench spreading disease. Now what?

...your sewage line was cut beyond your property and you could no longer use your toilet or let your gray water (shower, sink, dishwasher, clothes washer) go down the drain?

fail.

we're on septic system.

Charles, your septic tank is connected to miles of underground pipeline which is where the gray water goes. That connection has been cut off.

fail.

no, it's not. the leach field is still on the property.

Charles, there's a quarrel in the Regional Subforums that needs your attention...and since this hypothetical would never apply to you, then you should probably go make yourself useful elsewhere...just sayin.

I would use the neighbor's bathroom. And, drive to my mom's to take showers. This happened to us. They had to dig up the neighbor's backyard, tear down their garage, and fix the pipe. Took months. It sucked so bad.

In this hypothetical - your neighbors have no sewage drainage either. There's nowhere within reasonable distance to use a bathroom. What will you do?

Can I rent a johnny on the spot?

[one...two...tree 2,762]

burn barrells.

..or again. have the government make the plumbers charge a realistic price for their services. instead of: let the gouging continue & force everyone to pay for it & act as if they are doing us a favor.

The Mayor comes out to your neighborhood and says as a matter of principle, he will not intervene on your behalf. He encourages you to make it all work out for yourselves without any government help.

You can't burn sewage without some kind of sophisticated equipment costing hundreds of thousands, possibly millions of dollars.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

SMOKE would find Colonel Batshit and kill him, not because it helps but because it makes him feel good.

And then he'd move to Canada and burn that country down too.

[SMOKE 1,426]

burn barrells.

..or again. have the government make the plumbers charge a realistic price for their services. instead of: let the gouging continue & force everyone to pay for it & act as if they are doing us a favor.

The Mayor comes out to your neighborhood and says as a matter of principle, he will not intervene on your behalf. He encourages you to make it all work out for yourselves without any government help.

You can't burn sewage without some kind of sophisticated equipment costing hundreds of thousands, possibly millions of dollars.

i'd tell him 'do the job you were elected to do. serve the citizens & not the plumbers union & supply houses that funded his campain'...then light the barrel.

[Nagishkaw 510]

Why worry over something that hasn't happened?

[SMOKE 1,426]

SMOKE would find Colonel Batshit and kill him, not because it helps but because it makes him feel good.

And then he'd move to Canada and burn that country down too.

i'd stay there...they won't extadite me.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

they are such pussies!

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Build a makeshift shower in the garden with 4 walls of a shed and the garden hose.

####### in a bin and put the bags out on trash day.

[Peikko 1,575]

Whatever happens, I am not going to wash clothes in the stream!

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Question: is there a body of fresh water near by?

I am thinking about what Homer did with all that pig waste.

Spider pig, spider pig, does what spider pig does.

[Jasman0717 9]

MOVE!

[Peikko 1,575]

You're going to ####### in the drinking water A.J? Good plan