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The fat guy on the boat is only one person, yet consumes 3 times the food of a normal man. So should he be thrown over the boat or 2 others so that the food rations will last?

The two skinny guys. The fat guy will only have one kid, while the skinny guys will have 10 kids each, and their skinny kids will also have 10 kids.

In 40 years, there will be 3 fat guys and 200 skinny guys on the boat.

Since everyone on the boat is male, they can't reproduce while on the boat. The alternative solution - ration the food out fairly so that all will survive.

There's only room for so many people on the boat. Limit the number of children per family to 2 and everyone will survive.

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I heard on Glenn Beck last night, that socialism was just communism lite.

I find it offensive that Fascists are lumped in directly with Communists and Socialists

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I agree, we need to depopulate the world.

That's like a fat guy on a ship lost at sea, telling his skinny crew mates that some of them need to be thrown overboard so that others may live. And the ship's cook says that there'd be enough food for everyone if the fat guy would just cut back a little.

And the ship's cook says that there'd be enough food for everyone if the fat guy would just cut back a little was deep-fried, sauteed, broiled, baked, whatever...... :devil:

Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself

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