Chuck Norris advises fellow wingnuts to stain their American flags with tea

[Joseph & Ana 0]

Chuck's awesome. He supported Looney Huckabee, but he's still awesome.

Chuck Norris can beat you up.

Huckabee wasn't a loon, just a religious zealot. He lost all credibility when he made the comment that the constitution was easier and a better idea to change thant he bible

I beg to differ that he was even a religious zealot. I think he planned to run for president all along from the time he went to baptist seminary. Pastors when they are called into ministry arent' then called to run for president. I think he wanted to appeal to that group by patronizing them. He's a big time phony. I don't believe one bit that he believes what he is saying. He's more like a sociopath. And IMO sociopaths are looney and dangerous. This coming from a baptist. I pray to God that he doesn't try it again. He's better off as a tv talk show host.

[Nik+Heather 122]

According to Chuck Norris facts:

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Joseph - are those Chuck Norris sunglasses? Just askin...

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

(If you insist on posting a modern USA flag, too, then get one that is tea-stained to show your solidarity with our Founders.)

barbaric and shameful to old glory..why not burn it too chuck, show your support...f##king idiot dickweed azzhat

I agree. And it's just plain silly.

[Joseph & Ana 0]

Joseph - are those Chuck Norris sunglasses? Just askin...

Now they are! j/k

They actually were added later so you couldn't see my shifty eyes.

[Mark&Steph 0]

I imagine him saying these words while having his leg hiked up on the bumper of his truck, giving us a completely unnecessary two minute crotch shot, just like in Silent Rage.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

[alienlovechild 75]

Chuck Norris blows as an actor but he just an azzkicker anyway. For the record, his best movies were. . .

Dodgeball- Didn't remember him in the movie.

Return of the Dragon- He wasn't the star as I recall.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/celebrity/chuck_norris/

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

I like Way of the Dragon, where he got his #### kicked by Bruce Lee.

[Kevin and 10]

[Joseph & Ana 0]

You got me. Thats the pic I model myself after.

.....only it looks like his face was plastered on really badly.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

You got me. Thats the pic I model myself after.

.....only it looks like his face was plastered on really badly.

Actually, it looks like Chuck wears Ray Bans....and you've got some aviator style glasses. You might consider an upgrade.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

The Aviator glasses are a bit Delta Force.

[Joseph & Ana 0]

Well luckily I don't really wear them. Thats just a silly picture Ana and I like. It was edited and cartoony little items were put in. Like the tiara and sunglasses that were never in the original. I do have a cool set of shades on in another photo. Maybe I'll swap those pics.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

I dunno, I kinda like Delta Force - especially the hostages singing "America! America!" at the end.

There's more cheese in that movie than Top Gun.