The foods they made you eat... just once.

[Dave-n-Oksana 49]

I don't understand why Microsoft is touting that as a bad thing. It seems to me Americans would be better off if they knew a little bit more about everything as most seem pretty clueless. Just another case of the dumbing down of America.

I'm saving up for the Google Implant.

http://io9.com/359932/the-pros-and-cons-of...e-brain-implant

"What exactly would be the plusses and minuses of being able to google information instantaneously in your head, without anybody knowing you're doing it?"

Do you really believe this would be possible "without anybody knowing...". I don't, they would install something with cookies and some type of reporting software so they could monitor all you thoughts, thereby soon controlling all your thoughts and thereby controlling all your actions.

And let's not forget about the viruses and pop ups that will come along

[AKguy 1]

thereby soon controlling all your thoughts and thereby controlling all your actions.

Just like being married!

[johnj 0]

Postally Acquired Signifigant Other

PASO

Love it. My PASO

[Thomas-n-Elena 0]

Postally Acquired Signifigant Other

PASO

Love it. My PASO

Paso sounds more PC than FSU

[Brad and Vika 129]

telling a woman he works with has nice tits is inappropriate.

Say it ain't so!!

[slim 1,533]

I'm saving up for the Google Implant.

http://io9.com/359932/the-pros-and-cons-of...e-brain-implant

It's stuff like this that's killing our country right now.

"I have GPS." I don't know how many times I've heard this one about a half hour before I get the call, "Dude, I'm lost, ah, could you guide me in?" Dependency on something, anything other than one's self or knowledge is going to come back and bite that same dependent person in the @$$ when the batteries die.

How many people do you know who have absolutely no idea how to change their car's tire becuase they have AAA? (And let me make it clear, I'm not talking about someone who has a nice car, nice job, can afford AAA and KNOWS HOW TO DO IT THEMSELVES, I'm talking that person who's mom made their bed for them every day and picked up their socks and washed them and now that they're all grown up, they "have AAA" so they don't need to know how to do it.)

Men,

- you should know how to change a car tire.

- you should know how to build a fire, shelter, capture food, cook, clean, AND USE A FREAKIN MAP!!!!!!!!

- you should own a rifle and be proficient in it's use.

- you should be able to survive any given scenario, especially in daily life, without using your cell phone!

I don't even care if you can't use a map, at least have a general sense of direction. For crying out loud, you have more iron in your nose for a reason. USE IT!

- you should be able to tell me which way is north (and subsequently the other directions as well, smarty) day or night, without looking at a compass or your GPS unit.

- at the very minimum..... if you drive somewhere, yourself, like you're the one driving..... DON'T GET LOST ON THE WAY BACK!

Sorry for all the caps, since we're being PC and all.

telling a woman he works with has nice tits is inappropriate.

That's inappropriate?

[Thomas-n-Elena 0]

That's inappropriate?

Absolutely. It's rude and humiliating. The proper compliment is "stunning tits." Otherwise it's like, "what? They're just nice?!"

I thought you just supposed to run up to them and stick you face in them and make motor boat sounds.

[johnj 0]

That's inappropriate?

Absolutely. It's rude and humiliating. The proper compliment is "stunning tits." Otherwise it's like, "what? They're just nice?!"

I thought you just supposed to run up to them and stick you face in them and make motor boat sounds.

:rofl:

[slim 1,533]

That's inappropriate?

Absolutely. It's rude and humiliating. The proper compliment is "stunning tits." Otherwise it's like, "what? They're just nice?!"

I thought you just supposed to run up to them and stick you face in them and make motor boat sounds.

That's how we do it in the midwest. California has all that PC #######.

[johnj 0]

That's inappropriate?

Absolutely. It's rude and humiliating. The proper compliment is "stunning tits." Otherwise it's like, "what? They're just nice?!"

I thought you just supposed to run up to them and stick you face in them and make motor boat sounds.

That's how we do it in the midwest. California has all that PC #######.

Right. We're not allowed to make motor boat sounds, it interferes with whale migration patterns.

You are admiring them on someone the size of a whale

[Brad and Vika 129]

That's inappropriate?

Absolutely. It's rude and humiliating. The proper compliment is "stunning tits." Otherwise it's like, "what? They're just nice?!"

I thought you just supposed to run up to them and stick you face in them and make motor boat sounds.

That's how we do it in the midwest. California has all that PC #######.

Right. We're not allowed to make motor boat sounds, it interferes with whale migration patterns.

You are admiring them on someone the size of a whale

Hey now! Without pics, how can you say for sure? Check out the OT boobies thread (serioulsy, there are really strange pics over there on the subject).

[slim 1,533]

Without pics, how can you say for sure? Check out the OT boobies thread (serioulsy, there are really strange pics over there on the subject).

I love birds!

[Brad and Vika 129]

Without pics, how can you say for sure? Check out the OT boobies thread (serioulsy, there are really strange pics over there on the subject).

I love birds!

And some of those pics really do belong in a museum

[KGSodie 0]

At the same cafe in Moscow where I had the awesome veal with mushroomd there was a 'salad' that reminded me of a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon:

(paraphrasing) Calvin, looking down at this dinner plate: "Mom! I need a new plate! Someone already puked on this one!"

[johnj 0]

At the same cafe in Moscow where I had the awesome veal with mushroomd there was a 'salad' that reminded me of a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon:

(paraphrasing) Calvin, looking down at this dinner plate: "Mom! I need a new plate! Someone already puked on this one!"

Nice to see you around Kevin!

They served you the same stuff they served me!