It's OK to slap spendthrift wives

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Wake up, son! Obama's slapping ya with 3 fvckin trillin! Fvckin libs!

Son, I pity the FOOL who slaps his WOMAN!

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

There are actually unrepealed laws on the books in THIS country that allow a man to beat his wife.

Its either in West Virginia or one of the Dakotas where it is legal for a husband to beat his wife in public, so long as the beating takes place on a certain day of the week - on the courthouse steps.

citation or it didn't happen

Don't have a link offhand - the wife was looking up "dumb laws" on a road trip we went on.

[The_Dude 1,142]

There are actually unrepealed laws on the books in THIS country that allow a man to beat his wife.

Its either in West Virginia or one of the Dakotas where it is legal for a husband to beat his wife in public, so long as the beating takes place on a certain day of the week - on the courthouse steps.

Don't tell my wife that..... I have to get her a complete Louis Vuitton set on the way home to avoid a beating tonight

Hmmmm... apparently you missed my response above, eh?????????????

So I have to get her the bag AND get smacked? Do I at least get a torta?

[scandal 951]

There are actually unrepealed laws on the books in THIS country that allow a man to beat his wife.

Its either in West Virginia or one of the Dakotas where it is legal for a husband to beat his wife in public, so long as the beating takes place on a certain day of the week - on the courthouse steps.

citation or it didn't happen

Don't have a link offhand - the wife was looking up "dumb laws" on a road trip we went on.

South Carolina, friend. Google is a beautiful thing.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/5..._make_wife.html

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Wake up, son! Obama's slapping ya with 3 fvckin trillin! Fvckin libs!

Son, I pity the FOOL who slaps his WOMAN!

What the hell was that? Sounds like you are channeling Mister T.

[mawilson 2,133]

Husbands are allowed to slap their wives if they spend lavishly, a Saudi judge said recently during a seminar on domestic violence, Saudi media reported Sunday.

I don't think that the judge is correct...

No, I think Saudis got this one right.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

There are actually unrepealed laws on the books in THIS country that allow a man to beat his wife.

Its either in West Virginia or one of the Dakotas where it is legal for a husband to beat his wife in public, so long as the beating takes place on a certain day of the week - on the courthouse steps.

Don't tell my wife that..... I have to get her a complete Louis Vuitton set on the way home to avoid a beating tonight

Hmmmm... apparently you missed my response above, eh?????????????

So I have to get her the bag AND get smacked? Do I at least get a torta?

do you know what torta stands for, you pervert???????????????????

[mawilson 2,133]

There are actually unrepealed laws on the books in THIS country that allow a man to beat his wife.

Its either in West Virginia or one of the Dakotas where it is legal for a husband to beat his wife in public, so long as the beating takes place on a certain day of the week - on the courthouse steps.

Don't tell my wife that..... I have to get her a complete Louis Vuitton set on the way home to avoid a beating tonight

Hmmmm... apparently you missed my response above, eh?????????????

So I have to get her the bag AND get smacked? Do I at least get a torta?

do you know what torta stands for, you pervert???????????????????

A tart?

[The_Dude 1,142]

There are actually unrepealed laws on the books in THIS country that allow a man to beat his wife.

Its either in West Virginia or one of the Dakotas where it is legal for a husband to beat his wife in public, so long as the beating takes place on a certain day of the week - on the courthouse steps.

Don't tell my wife that..... I have to get her a complete Louis Vuitton set on the way home to avoid a beating tonight

Hmmmm... apparently you missed my response above, eh?????????????

So I have to get her the bag AND get smacked? Do I at least get a torta?

do you know what torta stands for, you pervert???????????????????

I was thinking of food, but i'm game

[Marilyn. 340]

ok after doing a search on google I learned that torta is more then a yummy Mexican sandwich

[The_Dude 1,142]

ok after doing a search on google I learned that torta is more then a yummy Mexican sandwich

[Chica Yeyé 41]

So I have to get her the bag AND get smacked? Do I at least get a torta?

do you know what torta stands for, you pervert???????????????????

I was thinking of food, but i'm game

You just love it when I post this....

[The_Dude 1,142]

[scandal 951]

Len, when u play the perv-card, do we get to use this?

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Len, when u play the perv-card, do we get to use this?

You use this one, n00b:

Edited May 12, 2009 by *Len*