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It's a seal rolling in the snow. Don't be sad. Seals like snow. Do liberals want the seal sitting on a couch watching Oprah and living on welfare?

Breaking news!!!!!! Evil Republican tries to kill dog with a stick. Meanwhile the abused dog returns the stick to the evil human. Oh the horror!!!

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Actually quite simple: Obama is as much a citizen of US as the following are citizens of Canada (not coincidentally they mirror him--or is it he mirrors them--in patriotism):

  • Gilles Duceppe
  • Lucien Bouchard
  • Jacques Parizeau

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Guys,

Obama was born on Krypton. He said so himself at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation dinner.

~ Catherine

Superman has just turned racist seeing the percentage of Krytpton's white population decrease. Strangely, as well, a new illness has struck Krypton called "white guilt", which only affects resident white Kryptonians. Symptoms include attacking racism when it's spotted. Treatment is, when the attack upon "racism" is spotted, point out the patient's white guilt, suggest the non-white races are criminals, and provide statistics to show this, thereby negating the illness and returning Krypton to the state of rapture.

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Poor seal!! :crying::crying::crying:

It's a seal rolling in the snow. Don't be sad. Seals like snow. Do liberals want the seal sitting on a couch watching Oprah and living on welfare?

Geez Lucky - it was a joke! :P

Actually, a seal might enjoy sitting on the sofa for a bit... :D:

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Libruls want ACORN to register the seal as a voter.

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Can I have the seal after election day?

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Poor seal!! :crying::crying::crying:

It's a seal rolling in the snow. Don't be sad. Seals like snow. Do liberals want the seal sitting on a couch watching Oprah and living on welfare?

Geez Lucky - it was a joke! :P

Actually, a seal might enjoy sitting on the sofa for a bit... :D:

nanny state micromanaging libruls always know whats best :rolleyes:

Libruls want ACORN to register the seal as a voter.

:thumbs:

Can I have the seal after election day?

the seal doesn't work and can't read so you'll have to feed it and drive it around.

damn no good librul seals.

Man is made by his belief. As he believes, so he is.

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Poor seal!! :crying::crying::crying:

It's a seal rolling in the snow. Don't be sad. Seals like snow. Do liberals want the seal sitting on a couch watching Oprah and living on welfare?

Geez Lucky - it was a joke! :P

Actually, a seal might enjoy sitting on the sofa for a bit... :D :

Only if the sofa is fluffy.

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

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the seal doesn't work and can't read so you'll have to feed it and drive it around.

damn no good librul seals.

oh nooo :crying::crying::crying: poor seal.

stfu bleeding heart librul!

I feel an overwhelming urge to throw a blankie over the snow-rollin seal, set it up for monthly welfare stipends, and since it cannot get around on land very well - make sure it has direct deposit. It doesn't know whats best for it!

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the seal doesn't work and can't read so you'll have to feed it and drive it around.

damn no good librul seals.

oh nooo :crying::crying::crying: poor seal.

stfu bleeding heart librul!

I feel an overwhelming urge to throw a blankie over the snow-rollin seal, set it up for monthly welfare stipends, and since it cannot get around on land very well - make sure it has direct deposit. It doesn't know whats best for it!

build it a section8 igloo too, while you're at it.

Man is made by his belief. As he believes, so he is.

 

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