Never to part: Devoted couples share life, death

[mawilson 2,133]

No, that's why there's no laughing smilie.

If she's in her 20's, you can get a 30-year term for maybe $500/month with a $10,000,000 payout when she dies.

What kind of party are you going to throw when you're over 50?

I guess he's just gonna have to make sure she dies before he turns 50, no?

[*julez* 124]

No, that's why there's no laughing smilie.

If she's in her 20's, you can get a 30-year term for maybe $500/month with a $10,000,000 payout when she dies.

What kind of party are you going to throw when you're over 50?

Just cos you're over 50 doesn't mean ya still can't party!

[LoriLawless 1]

No, that's why there's no laughing smilie.

If she's in her 20's, you can get a 30-year term for maybe $500/month with a $10,000,000 payout when she dies.

What kind of party are you going to throw when you're over 50?

I guess he's just gonna have to make sure she dies before he turns 50, no?

No, that's why there's no laughing smilie.

If she's in her 20's, you can get a 30-year term for maybe $500/month with a $10,000,000 payout when she dies.

What kind of party are you going to throw when you're over 50?

Just cos you're over 50 doesn't mean ya still can't party!

That's true, but I'm sure it would be different to a party at 30

[mawilson 2,133]

No, that's why there's no laughing smilie.

If she's in her 20's, you can get a 30-year term for maybe $500/month with a $10,000,000 payout when she dies.

What kind of party are you going to throw when you're over 50?

I guess he's just gonna have to make sure she dies before he turns 50, no?

Feed her unhealthy foods that are high in calories and saturated fats, and low on fibres and antioxidants

to increase the risks of heart attack. (Some examples: red meat, tinned/canned/processed foods, fried

foods - French fries, chips, sugary drinks, butter, chocolate, cakes, ice-cream, cookies, processed cheese,

junk food - pizzas, burgers, etc.)

Make her life as stressful as possible. Keep doing it for 10 years and you will get your reward!

[Amby 490]

No, that's why there's no laughing smilie.

If she's in her 20's, you can get a 30-year term for maybe $500/month with a $10,000,000 payout when she dies.

What kind of party are you going to throw when you're over 50?

I guess he's just gonna have to make sure she dies before he turns 50, no?

Feed her unhealthy foods that are high in calories and saturated fats, and low on fibres and antioxidants

to increase the risks of heart attack. (Some examples: red meat, tinned/canned/processed foods, fried

foods - French fries, chips, sugary drinks, butter, chocolate, cakes, ice-cream, cookies, processed cheese,

junk food - pizzas, burgers, etc.)

Make her life as stressful as possible. Keep doing it for 10 years and you will get your reward!

omg

eta: he's not joking on that one either

Edited October 9, 2008 by Amby

[LoriLawless 1]

No, that's why there's no laughing smilie.

If she's in her 20's, you can get a 30-year term for maybe $500/month with a $10,000,000 payout when she dies.

What kind of party are you going to throw when you're over 50?

I guess he's just gonna have to make sure she dies before he turns 50, no?

Feed her unhealthy foods that are high in calories and saturated fats, and low on fibres and antioxidants

to increase the risks of heart attack. (Some examples: red meat, tinned/canned/processed foods, fried

foods - French fries, chips, sugary drinks, butter, chocolate, cakes, ice-cream, cookies, processed cheese,

junk food - pizzas, burgers, etc.)

Make her life as stressful as possible. Keep doing it for 10 years and you will get your reward!

You'd better find someone with really low self-esteem to put up with all that #######

[HAL 9000 96]

I'd leave it up to my hun. I have a feeling though, that if she were to go first, that I wouldn't take long to follow her.

Why don't you take out a $10,000,000 life insurance policy on her; that way you can throw one hell of a party when she goes.

you think he's kidding?

Probably not... although to be honest I am pretty sure that's what my SO would want.

[mawilson 2,133]

No, that's why there's no laughing smilie.

If she's in her 20's, you can get a 30-year term for maybe $500/month with a $10,000,000 payout when she dies.

What kind of party are you going to throw when you're over 50?

I guess he's just gonna have to make sure she dies before he turns 50, no?

Feed her unhealthy foods that are high in calories and saturated fats, and low on fibres and antioxidants

to increase the risks of heart attack. (Some examples: red meat, tinned/canned/processed foods, fried

foods - French fries, chips, sugary drinks, butter, chocolate, cakes, ice-cream, cookies, processed cheese,

junk food - pizzas, burgers, etc.)

Make her life as stressful as possible. Keep doing it for 10 years and you will get your reward!

You'd better find someone with really low self-esteem to put up with all that #######

She will gradually lose her self-esteem as she gains weight due to stress and bad diet.

[LoriLawless 1]

No, that's why there's no laughing smilie.

If she's in her 20's, you can get a 30-year term for maybe $500/month with a $10,000,000 payout when she dies.

What kind of party are you going to throw when you're over 50?

I guess he's just gonna have to make sure she dies before he turns 50, no?

Feed her unhealthy foods that are high in calories and saturated fats, and low on fibres and antioxidants

to increase the risks of heart attack. (Some examples: red meat, tinned/canned/processed foods, fried

foods - French fries, chips, sugary drinks, butter, chocolate, cakes, ice-cream, cookies, processed cheese,

junk food - pizzas, burgers, etc.)

Make her life as stressful as possible. Keep doing it for 10 years and you will get your reward!

You'd better find someone with really low self-esteem to put up with all that #######

She will gradually lose her self-esteem as she gains weight due to stress and bad diet.

You're evil

[mawilson 2,133]

You're evil

I know!

[Amby 490]

I told you he wasn't kidding

[Amby 490]

OMG! OMG! OMG! :o :o

I just thought of something!

Someone just told me to eat a massive cheeseburger and fries and tons of non-diet coke! You think he's trying to use this plan on me? :o

Edited October 9, 2008 by Amby

[mawilson 2,133]

Someone just told me to eat a massive cheeseburger and fries and tons of non-diet coke! You think he's trying to use this plan on me? :o

Only if that someone is a beneficiary of your life insurance policy.

[Amby 490]

Someone just told me to eat a massive cheeseburger and fries and tons of non-diet coke! You think he's trying to use this plan on me? :o

Only if that someone is a beneficiary of your life insurance policy.

They couldn't be. I don't even know their last name.

Soooo...good point. Carry on.

Edited October 9, 2008 by Amby

[morocco4ever 63]

No, that's why there's no laughing smilie.

If she's in her 20's, you can get a 30-year term for maybe $500/month with a $10,000,000 payout when she dies.

What kind of party are you going to throw when you're over 50?

I guess he's just gonna have to make sure she dies before he turns 50, no?

Feed her unhealthy foods that are high in calories and saturated fats, and low on fibres and antioxidants

to increase the risks of heart attack. (Some examples: red meat, tinned/canned/processed foods, fried

foods - French fries, chips, sugary drinks, butter, chocolate, cakes, ice-cream, cookies, processed cheese,

junk food - pizzas, burgers, etc.)

Make her life as stressful as possible. Keep doing it for 10 years and you will get your reward!

Not wise. She may live, and you may have to carry her everywhere she needs to go. Think about it, what if she needs assistance to....uh...potty? EWWWW

But back to the OP, my dad died 4 months after my mother. She was as healthy as a horse, but a massive stroke took her. His health was very poor to begin with. I am sure this hastened his death.

And no, I don't want my husband to go right after me. But when I try to talk to him about the what if's so he will know how to collect on life insurance, plan funerals, and such, he just gets mad at me. I find this frustrating beyond belief. People die, he won't have the slightest idea what to do, and I don't want to freaking pay into these plans for nothing.