The Say Anything Thread - take 6

[Amby 490]

I was just making some turkey meatballs and somehow I got breadcrumbs in my eye. That hurt more than sperm in the eye!

have we dated before?

[Ban Hammer 14,273]

yeah

strike 3!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nessa 23]

bleh, the cakes are only for the kids

[Amby 490]

tell them you have a kid inside you that wants some of the cake

[Nessa 23]

they're playing outside and who wins come inside and win an entire cake.

[Amby 490]

they're playing outside and who wins come inside and win an entire cake.

volunteer to cut the cake and then give yourself a piece and lick the knife

when I cut wedding cakes I had all sorts of servers always offering to help me cut it or put it on plates if I let them have a piece

Edited September 25, 2008 by Amby

[Nessa 23]

no cAke cutting, they take the entire cake home

[Amby 490]

ok well then all you can do is bribe the kids with money to give you some.

[Nessa 23]

they can't have it here. they can take home. it's all a conspiracy against the pregnant woman craving cake

[Amby 490]

I'm filling out all these forms for plastic surgery consultations that I have tomorrow and next Friday and there's so many dam questions. AND what the hell is Bell's palsy? I guess google will be my friend in just a minute. Obviously I've never had it since I don't know what it is but now I must know what it is.

eta: oooh bell's palsy...unlucky

Bell's palsy is a paralysis of the facial nerve resulting in inability to control facial muscles on the affected side. Several conditions can cause a facial paralysis, e.g., brain tumor, stroke, and Lyme disease. However, if no specific cause can be identified, the condition is known as Bell's Palsy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell's_palsy

Edited September 25, 2008 by Amby

[Nessa 23]

the bbq smell is killing me

Edited September 25, 2008 by Nessa

[Chica Yeyé 41]

I'm filling out all these forms for plastic surgery consultations that I have tomorrow and next Friday and there's so many dam questions. AND what the hell is Bell's palsy? I guess google will be my friend in just a minute. Obviously I've never had it since I don't know what it is but now I must know what it is.

eta: oooh bell's palsy...unlucky

Bell's palsy is a paralysis of the facial nerve resulting in inability to control facial muscles on the affected side. Several conditions can cause a facial paralysis, e.g., brain tumor, stroke, and Lyme disease. However, if no specific cause can be identified, the condition is known as Bell's Palsy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell's_palsy

you're getting plastic surgery?

[Nessa 23]

now i want hot dog

[jundp 191]

Starbucks is teh suck. I like Java Bean in West Seattle. Or Tully's. Or the little Ma and Pa drive through espresso stand by my school.

I like Cafe Appasionato or Caffe D'arte of the medium ones. Love Tully's and the neighborhood shops. I'm thinking of getting a job as a nekkid barista LOL

I refuse to go there because we had a fundraising thing with them last year. I got really irritated because here we are teaching the 7 themes of Catholic Social Teaching and we were selling coffee that isn't Fair Trade....

I can't wait for grey's anatomy tonight!

ME EITHER?!!!!!!!!!!

But I have to go to my second job first

I'm filling out all these forms for plastic surgery consultations that I have tomorrow and next Friday and there's so many dam questions. AND what the hell is Bell's palsy? I guess google will be my friend in just a minute. Obviously I've never had it since I don't know what it is but now I must know what it is.

1. Why are you getting plastic surgery?!

2. I had a student with Bell's Palsy but it wasn't too bad. Sometimes the left side of his face would be temporarily paralyzed

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It's a good thing our faces have two sides.