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Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Morocco
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catfight!

Brazilian and Canadian catfight...woohoo. Bring out the beer! :pop:

'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'

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I wonder what skinny vodka women farts are like...? :unsure:

I imagine that the hard-fought battle between bacterial intestinal vapors and the antiseptic properties of vodka would produce a "lily of the valley" effect. But only for Russian ladies.

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Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Morocco
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I wonder what skinny vodka women farts are like...? :unsure:

I imagine that the hard-fought battle between bacterial intestinal vapors and the antiseptic properties of vodka would produce a "lily of the valley" effect. But only for Russian ladies.

:rofl: :rofl:

'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'

Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Morocco
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catfight!

Brazilian and Canadian catfight...woohoo. Bring out the beer! :pop:

And the lube and toys... coz everyone knows when girls fight they end up having sex!

:devil:

'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'

Filed: Other Country: Canada
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Cr@p. Now I feel like a bad wife. I do the high heel bit; but don't clean nada. Shame on me... I am vesting disgrace on my people.... :cry: now pass the coffee, will you?

same here ..lol but somehow my hubby still loves me... maybe it's that whole, "he loves me for who I am on the inside" thing :whistle: not the "he loves me for what I do and for what country I am from" thing...

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Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Morocco
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Cr@p. Now I feel like a bad wife. I do the high heel bit; but don't clean nada. Shame on me... I am vesting disgrace on my people.... :cry: now pass the coffee, will you?

same here ..lol but somehow my hubby still loves me... maybe it's that whole, "he loves me for who I am on the inside" thing :whistle: not the "he loves me for what I do and for what country I am from" thing...

I have sunken bathtubs in my house. I clean them in my nighty. My husband stands right behind me when I do. Let's just say my husband hasn't complained yet. :devil:

'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'

Filed: Country: Indonesia
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Not sure if I am a bad wife. But he cleans the bathroom....end of story :dance:

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Canada
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I'm a foreign wife that married a REPUBLICAN male USC. We both work very hard and I don't think you can claim you eff better than anyone unless you've effed them.

It was a joke, Nessa. :P

"...My hair's mostly wind,

My eyes filled with grit

My skin's white then brown

My lips chapped and split

I've lain on the prairie and heard grasses sigh

I've stared at the vast open bowl of the sky

I've seen all the castles and faces in clouds

My home is the prairie and for that I am proud…

If You're not from the Prairie, you can't know my soul

You don't know our blizzards; you've not fought our cold

You can't know my mind, nor ever my heart

Unless deep within you there's somehow a part…

A part of these things that I've said that I know,

The wind, sky and earth, the storms and the snow.

Best say that you have - and then we'll be one,

For we will have shared that same blazing sun." - David Bouchard

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Canada
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You Sir, will get your asss kicked in a triple Brazil-Canada-Mexico ensemble :jest:

The worst of all kind! Be SCARED! It's like being hit with a hockey puck, getting a Brazilian wax and eating way too many tacos all at once. :lol:

"...My hair's mostly wind,

My eyes filled with grit

My skin's white then brown

My lips chapped and split

I've lain on the prairie and heard grasses sigh

I've stared at the vast open bowl of the sky

I've seen all the castles and faces in clouds

My home is the prairie and for that I am proud…

If You're not from the Prairie, you can't know my soul

You don't know our blizzards; you've not fought our cold

You can't know my mind, nor ever my heart

Unless deep within you there's somehow a part…

A part of these things that I've said that I know,

The wind, sky and earth, the storms and the snow.

Best say that you have - and then we'll be one,

For we will have shared that same blazing sun." - David Bouchard

 

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