Why cookie dough is better than men..

[JanaknJanet 0]

Today is a day in need of a few smiles.. ... Girls.. enjoy..

Reasons why Cookie Dough is better than men

It's enjoyable hard or soft.

It makes a mess too, but it tastes better.

You always want to swallow.

It comes already protectively wrapped.

You can make it as large as you want.

It's easier to find in a grocery store.

You can put it away when you've had enough.

It won't complain if you chew on it.

It comes chocolate flavored.

You won't get arrested if you eat it in public.

You don't have to change the sheets if you eat it in bed.

It won't wake you up because it's hard.

You don't have to find an excuse not to eat it.

It won't take up room in your bed.

You never have unwanted cookie dough chasing you around.

You know what the extra weight is from.

It is very pliable.

[mawilson 2,133]

It's also better than women!

[Amby 490]

It's also better than women!

Please enlighten me on this subject mr wilson

[mawilson 2,133]

It's also better than women!

Please enlighten me on this subject mr wilson

It tastes better.

It's easier to find in a grocery store.

You can throw it away when you've had enough.

It won't complain if you chew on it.

It won't hog the remote.

It won't ask you to change the sheets if you eat in bed.

You don't have to convince it to be eaten.

It won't take up room in your bed.

It won't gain extra weight.

[Amby 490]

It's also better than women!

Please enlighten me on this subject mr wilson

It tastes better.

It's easier to find in a grocery store.

You can throw it away when you've had enough.

It won't complain if you chew on it.

It won't hog the remote.

It won't ask you to change the sheets if you eat in bed.

You don't have to convince it to be eaten.

It won't take up room in your bed.

It won't gain extra weight.

Does it really taste better? I mean seriously. From my experience I know what I'd prefer to eat.

It won't gain extra weight

THE BEST EVER!

[mawilson 2,133]

Does it really taste better? I mean seriously. From my experience I know what I'd prefer to eat.

Cookie dough vs womanly stuff?

Hmm, that's a tough one, let me think?

COOKIE DOUGH!

[Amby 490]

from that remark I say you will be a horrible, fat, miserable, lonely old man in 15 years

[mawilson 2,133]

from that remark I say you will be a horrible, fat, miserable, lonely old man in 15 years

I doubt it - I never get lonely.

I also work out 5 times a week and eat healthy organic food, so probably won't get fat either.

[Amby 490]

ok you win. I give up.

[mawilson 2,133]

ok you win. I give up.

Where's my cookie dough?

[Amby 490]

ok you win. I give up.

Where's my cookie dough?

oh I'm sorry...

[mawilson 2,133]

Well here's something for you too:

[cieloazul 0]

It's also better than women!

Please enlighten me on this subject mr wilson

Hmm,,even though I occasionally get a hair in my cookies, it's no where near the 'hair-danger' of eating pie.

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So much sexual tension in the air!

[Amby 490]

troll get back in your corner!