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I-130 filer calls USCIS to find out when his wife will be arriving, however he gets a digit wrong when dialing and accidently calls a brothel .....

I-130 filer = (Fi)

Brothelkeeper (Br)

(Fi) I've paid good money and I'm still waiting to see my woman

(Br) I'm sorry sir, how long have you been waiting?

(Fi) 10 months already

(Br) That's terrible, we normally deliver with the hour

(Fi) An hour ? But surely it would take her at least 10 hours to fly here ???

(Br) Oh no, we drive them to the customer residences ourselves .... we have our own limo service and it ensures safety

(Fi) That's incredible ... and all for $355 ??

(Br) No, we normally charge $300, but for $355 you can have extras

(Fi) Extras ??

(Br) Yes, we can deliver her in any choice of underwear you wish

(Fi) That would be brilliant ... after 10 months of waiting, it would be nice to have her delivered in her underwear

(Br) Not a problem sir, give me your address and she'll arrive within the hour .........

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LotofPatience   65

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Filed: IR-5 Country: India
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I-130 filer calls USCIS to find out when his wife will be arriving, however he gets a digit wrong when dialing and accidently calls a brothel .....

I-130 filer = (Fi)

Brothelkeeper (Br)

(Fi) I've paid good money and I'm still waiting to see my woman

(Br) I'm sorry sir, how long have you been waiting?

(Fi) 10 months already

(Br) That's terrible, we normally deliver with the hour

(Fi) An hour ? But surely it would take her at least 10 hours to fly here ???

(Br) Oh no, we drive them to the customer residences ourselves .... we have our own limo service and it ensures safety

(Fi) That's incredible ... and all for $355 ??

(Br) No, we normally charge $300, but for $355 you can have extras

(Fi) Extras ??

(Br) Yes, we can deliver her in any choice of underwear you wish

(Fi) That would be brilliant ... after 10 months of waiting, it would be nice to have her delivered in her underwear

(Br) Not a problem sir, give me your address and she'll arrive within the hour .........

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL :rofl::rofl::rofl: It is tooooooooooo good :rofl: I love it :lol: I can't control my laugh now :lol::lol::lol: You're the best !

I read it 2 times... Great piece of work :rofl: Come on, more chuckles.......

CSC - I-130 for Parents (IR5)

10/11/2011 - Sent to Chicago Lockbox

10/13/2011 - Delivered at Chicago Lockbox

10/17/2011 - Email received with Receipt#, Routed to CSC

10/18/2011 - Cleared the checks $420*2

10/21/2011 - Received NOA1

03/30/2012 - Received NOA2

NVC

04/19/2012 - NVC received

05/01/2012 - Case# generated

05/02/2012 - DS-3032 COA emailed

05/02/2012 - I-864 AOS Fee $88 paid

05/05/2012 - I-864 AOS package mailed to NVC

05/07/2012 - I-864 AOS package received by NVC

05/07/2012 - DS-3032 COA accepted

05/08/2012 - DS-230 IV Fee $230*2 paid

05/09/2012 - DS-230 IV package mailed to NVC

05/11/2012 - DS-230 IV package received by NVC

05/17/2012 - Case Completed

Consulate

07/02/2012 - VFS visit in Cochin

07/04/2012 - Medical in Chennai

07/12/2012 - Interview in Mumbai - Success!

09/08/2012 - POE at JFK, NY

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kns123   0

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Filed: K-3 Visa Country: Sri Lanka
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:rofl: If not for you i was gonna forget when i had a good laugh last...

I 130

2oth Aug 2007 - Got married in SL

12th Sept 2007 - sent I 130 to CSC

5th Jan 2008 - Received NOA 1

16th May 2008 - Approved (NOA2 in 247 days )

18th May 2008 - Touch (Guess its been sent to USCIS mail room)

20th May 2008 - Received Hard Copy NOA2

I 129 F

7th Jan 2008 - Sent I 129 F to CSC

10th Jan 2008 - Received by CSC

18th Jan 2008 - Received NOA 1

16th May 2008 - Approved (NOA2 in 130 days )

18th May 2008 - Touch (Guess its been sent to USCIS mail room)

20th May 2008 - Received Hard Copy NOA2

21st May 2008 - Received Docs at NVC

xxx xxx xxxx - Case # generated

28th May 2008 - Sent to USEM Colombo

29th May 2008 - USEM Colombo confirmed receipt

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: India
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I-130 filer calls USCIS to find out when his wife will be arriving, however he gets a digit wrong when dialing and accidently calls a brothel .....

I-130 filer = (Fi)

Brothelkeeper (Br)

(Fi) I've paid good money and I'm still waiting to see my woman

(Br) I'm sorry sir, how long have you been waiting?

(Fi) 10 months already

(Br) That's terrible, we normally deliver with the hour

(Fi) An hour ? But surely it would take her at least 10 hours to fly here ???

(Br) Oh no, we drive them to the customer residences ourselves .... we have our own limo service and it ensures safety

(Fi) That's incredible ... and all for $355 ??

(Br) No, we normally charge $300, but for $355 you can have extras

(Fi) Extras ??

(Br) Yes, we can deliver her in any choice of underwear you wish

(Fi) That would be brilliant ... after 10 months of waiting, it would be nice to have her delivered in her underwear

(Br) Not a problem sir, give me your address and she'll arrive within the hour .........

LOL sarah ....good work ...i cannot control my laugh loll :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: ...The "extras " may be worth it after this longgggggggggggggg ....waiting lol ....... :P:yes::lol::lol::lol:

11/25/07 Marriage

Vermont Service center

USCIS Journey CR1/IR1

01/06/08 Sent I-130

01/08/08 I-130 received at chicago lock box (USPS)

02/08/08 NOA1 Notice Date

02/12/08 Received NOA1 hardcopy

08/11/08 Received approval email (after 7 months and 3 days...Waiting)

08/15/08 Received NOA2 hardcopy

NVC Journey

08/13/08 NVC case# assigned

08/19/08 DS-3032 e mail sent and got auto response

08/20/08 Received IIN#(one nice rep gave me number)

08/22/08 paid I-864 bill online

08/23/08 I-864 bill status "PAID" online(saturday) but AVR message says " case number assigned ....blah

08/23/08 Printed out I-864 package online and Barcode sheet

08/25/08 I-864 package sent overnight

08/25/08 DS3032 Hardcopy sent by express mail (Hopefully they accept it ..But AVR says AOS fee received/paid on 08/23/08)

08/26/08 I-864 package received per USPS

08/28/08 I-864 package entered into NVC system

08/27/08 NVC accepted DS-3032 (But AVR does not say that)

08/28/08 IV bill generated ( still AVR does NOT say that) but online INVOICE says "NOT PAID"

08/28/08 IV bill paid online "IN PROCESS" status

08/29/08 IV bill "PAID" status (AVR says , they received DS3032)

08/29/08 DS-230 generated

09/02/08 DS-230 and required documents mailed

09/03/08 DS-230 form arrives at NVC per usps

09/04/08 DS-230 information entered into NVC system

09/15/08 CASE COMPLETE(32 days no RFE)

10/15/08 sent to consulate

11/10/08 Medical PASSED

11/18/08 Interview....VISA GRANTED ...

US..

11/29/08 ..POE at Houston

12/15/08 ..Welcome letter

12/16/08 ..SSN received

12/29/08 Green card received

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LotofPatience   65

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Filed: IR-5 Country: India
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Pleased you like ..... I've come up with another conversation and will post it later .... :rofl:

Oh my gosh, waiting for that :yes::yes::yes:

CSC - I-130 for Parents (IR5)

10/11/2011 - Sent to Chicago Lockbox

10/13/2011 - Delivered at Chicago Lockbox

10/17/2011 - Email received with Receipt#, Routed to CSC

10/18/2011 - Cleared the checks $420*2

10/21/2011 - Received NOA1

03/30/2012 - Received NOA2

NVC

04/19/2012 - NVC received

05/01/2012 - Case# generated

05/02/2012 - DS-3032 COA emailed

05/02/2012 - I-864 AOS Fee $88 paid

05/05/2012 - I-864 AOS package mailed to NVC

05/07/2012 - I-864 AOS package received by NVC

05/07/2012 - DS-3032 COA accepted

05/08/2012 - DS-230 IV Fee $230*2 paid

05/09/2012 - DS-230 IV package mailed to NVC

05/11/2012 - DS-230 IV package received by NVC

05/17/2012 - Case Completed

Consulate

07/02/2012 - VFS visit in Cochin

07/04/2012 - Medical in Chennai

07/12/2012 - Interview in Mumbai - Success!

09/08/2012 - POE at JFK, NY

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