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:cry:Ineligible! :cry:

Guess what sound goes to what animal: (Satellite, Djyeffree, ekee, and anyone else who can decline a noun and/or adjective are ineligible :))

хрю! хрю!

ква! ква!

крак! крак!

Choices are:

Pig

Duck

Frog

Jeffery AND Alla.

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I, too, am crying bitter tears.

:cry:Ineligible! :cry:

Guess what sound goes to what animal: (Satellite, Djyeffree, ekee, and anyone else who can decline a noun and/or adjective are ineligible :))

хрю! хрю!

ква! ква!

крак! крак!

Choices are:

Pig

Duck

Frog

Первый блин комом.

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Sorry, eligible but too damn stupid.

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I too must abstain from this... But Ira's family and I have always gotten huge laughs out of the various "sounds" we apply to animals.

Good luck with your lessons!

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I'm also going to refrain from the "see and say" drill. Although, I really would like to pull the wind up cord and see mox spin around and then land on an animal and make both the English and the Russian sound. Now that would be prikolna!

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I'm also going to refrain from the "see and say" drill. Although, I really would like to pull the wind up cord and see mox spin around and then land on an animal and make both the English and the Russian sound. Now that would be prikolna!

:rofl: :rofl:

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:rofl:OMG! What a visual! :rofl:

I'm also going to refrain from the "see and say" drill. Although, I really would like to pull the wind up cord and see mox spin around and then land on an animal and make both the English and the Russian sound. Now that would be prikolna!

Jeffery AND Alla.

0 kilometers physically separates us!

K-1 Visa Granted... Wednesday, 21 May 2008

Alla ARRIVED to America... Wednesday, 12 November 2008

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Dog = Гав гав!

Rooster = Кукареку!

Gaf gaf

Kurereku (or something like that)

LOL!

Well so far my pull-string toy only has 3 animals. And since all the eligibles are party-poopers:

Pig: ???! ???!

Frog: ???! ???!

Duck: ????! ????!

Anyone know any more?

Jeffery AND Alla.

0 kilometers physically separates us!

K-1 Visa Granted... Wednesday, 21 May 2008

Alla ARRIVED to America... Wednesday, 12 November 2008

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LOL!

Well so far my pull-string toy only has 3 animals. And since all the eligibles are party-poopers:

Pig: хрю! хрю!

Frog: ква! ква!

Duck: крак! крак!

Anyone know any more?

Here's a few for ya.

Dog: ав-ав

Sheep: бе-бе

Goose: га-га-га

Bee or Fly: ж-ж-ж

Horse: и-го-го

Cat: мяу

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For that had a few seconds to google the answers now that they have been revealed:

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D1%85%D1%80%D1%8E

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%BA%D0%B2...%BA%D0%B2%D0%B0

Unfortunately nobody has done an entry for Кряк or крак

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