got teeth?

[EsOrEnNa 0]

Mom's Sex Education

A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is standing

outside of the ladies dressing room waiting for his Mom to come out.

While waiting the little boy gets bored and just when his Mom comes

walking out, she sees her son sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt.

"Get your hand out of there!" she shouts. "Don't you know that women

have teeth down there?"

The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his

lucky stars he didn't get bitten. For the next ten years, this little

boy grows up believing all women have teeth between their legs.

When he's 16 he gets a girlfriend. One night, while her parents

are out of town, she invites him over for a little action. After an hour

of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says, "You know, you could

go a little further if you want."

"What do you mean?" he asks.

"Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says,

pointing to her crotch.

"Hell no!" he cries. "You've got teeth down there!" "Don't be

ridiculous," she responds. "There's no such thing as teeth down there!"

"Yes, there are," he says. "My Mom told me so."

"No, there aren't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself." With

that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek.

"No, I'm sorry," he says. "My Mom already told me that all women

have teeth down there."

"Oh for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her panties,

throws her legs behind her head and says, "LOOK, I DON'T have any teeth

down there."

The boy takes a good long look and replies, "Well, after seeing

the condition of those gums, I'm not surprised."

[Ban Hammer 15,140]

watch out boy she'll gum ya!

[Jesse and Hema 2]

Oh, so many replies I have to refrain from posting, for decency's sake... hahaha

[Nessa 23]

lmao :lol:

[Amby 490]