EstebanTrabajos

oiga carnala entonces le gusto la de new moon?

no chingue, pinche pelicula casi me cago de la risa cuando estaban las escenas romanticas, pinche vieja ni sabe actuar y el otro cabron si sabe actuar ni se le nota porque toda la puta pelicula con la misma expresion facial saaaquense a la chingada

y para acabar el unico cabron que me cayo bien es el pinche lobo que hace todo por la otra pendeja para que al final lo mande a la chingada

nomas porque adoro a mi pelirroja si no diria q era la ultima pelicula de Twilight q voy a ver, pero noooo me voy a tener que pasar a chingar a ver toda pinche saga HUEVA!

nel no es de mis tiempos

man that piece of news made my day

his face expression must have been priceless when they told him they were undercover officers

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it's like condemning gay marriage and then being caught soliciting a gay male on a bathroom stall...

punch under the belt

hey! it was never proven, his leg started trembling and the cops entrapped him

no tiene nada que ver con madurez te dije q no mancharas por la rola

her attorneys wanted him to lie and say she was still a minor

he gave them the finga'

That looks good. What exactly is it?

Hmmm Chilaquiles is like having enchiladas but not rolled: tortillas in pieces mixed with chicken, salsa mix (green or red), cheese, onions yum yum!

tortas is kind of a sandwich but made with 2 types of mexican white bread: Telera and Bolillo. As you can imagine, the ingredients list is massive and their names as well.

For example:

Hawaiian: Pineapple, ham, mayo etc etc

Milanesa: Breaded steak, mayo, tomato, onions,

and many more yum! yum!

Chica yeye

no manches len...

Masterbating on camera makes her a hypocrite?

BTW she was only 17 in the video so I doubt it will be released.

WRONG the recipient of that video already declared she was over 18

sorry!

chilaquiles

Chiles Serranos

tortas

es un complot para deshacerse del HAL

pero fijate que no se han manchado con mi Mexiquito

and a replica of the torch above the Pont d'Alma

I just watched like 2 months ago a special screening of "Ahi esta el detalle"

It was YEARS since i last saw it and didn't quite think is was going to be as funny as when I was a kid

WRONG, I was pissing my pants! this guy is a genius

1 palabra carnal

report

y uno q otra pedrada por ahi pobres cabrones la neta

ps, I love French women, but they still need to shave.

you have never gone to France or dated a French girl, have you?

knowledge will set you free...

and it's white comedy meaning no sexual connotation, no cursing

PURE and Clean comedy

As some people here have said:

WHAT PART OF APPRECIATION YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND?

here is the definition if you are too dumb to understand:

Appreciation: The recognition and enjoyment of the good qualities of something or someone got it?

if you are going to divert the topic of this thread refrain from posting and GTFO

Guillermo Gonzalez Camarena

His trichromatic system served as the basis for color televisions and is now used by NASA

For those that don't know

THIS guy is Santana's teacher and he also f'ing rocks his name is Javier Batiz

Santana!

I've seen him live, the guy is a guitar god!

I must say... the honor goes to my cousins, al beautiful women

pictures or it did not happen

Le vin

wine

Camembert

damn it!

WRONG

and please don't add Montreal to the thread it ain't french either