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Happy Birthday !!!
elmcitymaven
Aw, thanks! It was a good 'un.
YER MOM
Said the actress to the bishop.
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No, yrs.
Gavin Rossdale in teh shower. Well, you DID ask.
How is it in the shower, Mags? Is Gav clean yet?
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Mr. and Mrs. Owl!!!
Congratulations, babies. Thanks for letting me drink copious amounts of your gin and terrorize the other guests at your reception. Excelsior!
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is stupendously, unapologetically HUNGOVER.
Ha! Just don't drink at a bar that has a towel for a door. Pro tip. Also if it looks like a soup kitchen because there are so many bums hanging outside, also maybe stay away.