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Itsmeitsmeitsree!

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    Djew must have calm, assertive energy if djew wanna be da pack leeder. Djew will put the dog in a calm, submissive state of mind an' he won' be depressed no more.

    /I kid, I love that guy

    :lol: & :thumbs: for cesar milan! calm submission works wonders on husbands too! :D

    in reference to steve irwin (RIP), gosh, let it go. let the man rest in peace. there are people that loved him, hated him, felt nothing either way... but at least have a tiny teensy weeny bit of respect for someone's son, husband, father and friend that died in a sudden and quite painful fashion. no one deserves to go out like that... and tearing him to pieces now is just... sad.

    :thumbs::yes::thumbs::yes::thumbs:

  2. "heh... I'd rather show off my cat!"

    <---- me too!! Her name is Emma, and she's the QUEEN! Just a sweetheart, never any trouble at all, and just so full of personality.

    Now, for the one who really ROCKS MY WORLD....

    Him with Paul Weller at a gig in Chicago last September....

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  3. he has a phobia about the odour of woman 'down there'. Even suggested doing it straight after a shower but it is no go!

    Can you really blame him? Even the best of them smell like a day-old fish stand in Chinatown.

    I can't understand how something that smells so foul can evoke paroxysms of pleasure and

    excitement.

    I don't like the smell. I don't like the taste. I don't like the aftertaste.

    throwup.gif

    And every man smells like a bottle of Polo cologne...NOT!!

  4. I never drove until I was 32 and a single parent. My friend gave me lessons from a driving school as a gift. She told me, "It doesn't matter if you drive on a long trip. One day, you'll want to just go to McDonalds or somewhere with your kids and not have to ask anyone for a ride." I asked the instructor if I was his oldest student, and he said, "Heck no! Among the people I teach who aren't high school, you're about the YOUNGEST!"

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