1luv

good morning all!

Portland that is soo heartwrenching to hear abt the condition abt ur stepdaughter. I hope u guys get to get her ASAP

Ms. Sheka I am sooooo happy for u my girl

Nat u know what I was saying the same thing to hubby, when we talk on the phone it does bring back memories abt our LDR

girl, you should hear my British side of the family talk...I just be laughing my A$$ off and they say I talk funny...mi jus seh eeh eeh mi seh if mi hear one a dem seh "bloody hell" one more time

and "aint it" or "is it"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Questions are made to ask.

LOL@ Q and lawny

What does TMI stand for?

Lawny cant they speak/write english?

Hi Ladies I just woke up -

Dada DWL@TMI

Grannie still the same (non-reponsive)

My cousin's messing with me what the hell does this mean ... I can get some of it but not all. I know they asking when I'm going back and if I'm going to ATI this year...cho dat damn side a di family keep forget I speak enhlish

Wanneer ga je weer naar Jamaica. Ik wil toa ATI ttend maar Negril was zo vorig jaar op de bruiloft. wist u dat ze brak hij nog een kind was door iemand anders

This is german right

We were at the movies and I was trying to snuggle up with Steve and he farted the entire movie (Valentine's Day) him chat about wanting the people who was sitting behind us to move.. they didn't! I couldn't even cuddle he stunk so dyaam bad! cho!

are u serious

I’m with you Q I try my best not to fart around mi man. When I was in JA I would wake in the middle of the night and go. If I had to go during the day I would be like umm can you go to the store and get my XYZ….

Yes that is weird he likes to see her ish…..

Dens you would have really been hot if he got in the shower with you afterwards….

HALLELUJAH MY MARRIAGE CERTIFICATES FINALLY CAME!!!!! Too bad I already sent a letter to the President Judge of the Media courthouse explaining how they did me dirty and messing with my hubby's immigration status and told them how nasty the clerk was to me

thank u LORD!!!

Mikel always says that I am sick durning that time. I am like I am not sick...I have my PERIOD!

R says the same ting.

One day him like: Sophie how come me neva hear u fart yet. I say I squeeze it in. Hear him when u squeeze it it is the stinkest thing. I laughed so hard cuz its true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a joke: OMG Ray was sleeping yesterday and has a habit of laughing in his sleep. Yesterday I was laying beside him and he started laughing and when I looked over at him he was knocked out. A few minutes later, he will still sleep and said Mich yuh nasty..... I looked over at him and said what. He was still sleep. When he finally got up, I said honey why did you call me nasty? He started cracking up and saying I dreamed that you farted and I sad Mich yuh nasty. LMAO I was crying.

Right! He was on his lunch break and wanted to chat. He's crazy.

Sunray i agree with Nat. Are u sure he was sleeping and u really did squeeze one

T BABY!! how the heck are ya???

last night was the first official night.. it was WIERD being home alone at night lol

he said the manager of the receiving dept was a JAMAICAN.. lived not far from him in mobay..how cool

this dude has been working for HD for 19 years

he said it was a bit hectic cuz alot of the team is either on vacay or were out so he was pretty much on his own, but they picked the right one cuz roger is REALLY good at catching on and figuring things out..

he is on another job interview as we speak so maybe he might get a daytime gig as well ..we'll see

That is great news Q

my best friend lives in alaska and was telling me about the iditarod that she went to and sent me pics and there was all these pics of the people waving the jamaican flag.....i was thinking to myself damn what the hell jamaica doing in that cold azz place...

What is that finesse?

Likkle more Yardies...going to get my butt back to the grind over here on these cases!

Have a blessed day!

what do u do DW?

I forgot my manners Morning all!

DW so happy for you, and yes 2 more sleeps!! yay

Mrs. Buggy so glad u are starting to file for ur stepson!

Ms Sheka the time has come! please do keep us posted if u can!!

1luv - did jennifer link yuh?

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not as yet Finesse

that reminds me of something hilarious

back in the early 90's when ppl used to bring to try to smuggle in american apples, this woman coming home got stopped and customs was gonna take away her apples, a whooooole heap of them too

now of course di dutty customs officer not going to throw them away

dem going tek and dem and go sell dem or share dem up fi dem fren and family

so this woman goes o'rly? and proceeds to bite every single apple and rub dem up against her vaggy :rofl:

I heard stories abt this well not an apple but other foods

Everyone is asking my hubby when he coming so he just say when the interview a come. Well he tells his brother that he aint going and Im coming, Do you know I started getting text messages from people. Politely asking for things

They have some nerve cant ask on the phone and wanna text for you to bring something. I just erased before hubby could see

I could slap my brother in law right now

Do they ever call/text to see how u doing b4 they found out u coming??

I just hate that

1uv: how many more days you have of sleeping alone? Shouldn't be many now...

3 more nites

Guess he is just going to have to figure it out then. I did tell them what you all said about him being allowed to bring in $500 duty free...I am sure he will be stopped he has two HUGE suitcases...one is his stuff and the other one is full of the give away stuff that his Mom sent to us to take down. She said it wasn't much but when we got it...enought to fill a huge bag. Plus he has his carry on bag stuffed to the gills. He already said the next time he goes he isn't tell anyone until the day he is leaving. He was really upset about carrying so much down.

OH MY!!! You never tell ppl there when u are coming cuz they are gonna want this and want that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You try to bring what u can but ppl can go overboard (I am talking abt MY family and friends there dont know abt urs)

Lawny this is toooo upsetting.

Ya'll please pray for my grandmother she passed out 12noon yesterday and they still can't wake her and di damn people dem at the hospital won't answer the phone so we can get an update. My cousin said before she blacked out she called my name. The last converstation I had with her was they day I was born she even remembered what I wore she then told me --- if I'm ready...then she's ready.

So sorry to hear this Nov. My prayers goes out to her and your family

Morning all.

Nat I know the feeling of dropping hubby at airport

Ms. Sheka I am so happy for u

Shaungal...congrats on hubby finding the job

bye....i'm getting ready to go out to the club....where is that silver sequin tube top i had?

U tan deh!!!!!!!!!!

u wont be going out for a verryyyyy longggggggggg timmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Walking through the door I could smell my hubby's cooking. Fried Chicken, rice and salad. I'm in heaven right now.

I aint mad at ya...well I guess I am a lil jealous.