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    X Factor got a reaction from ibee in kennard's various jokes   
    Collard Greens
    An old man in the south lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his yearly collard green garden, but it was always very hard work for him because the ground was hard. His only son, Junebug Jenkins, III, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
    Dear Junebug
    Jenkins, III,
    I am feeling pretty bad because it look like I won't be able to plant my collard green garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
    Love
    Dad
    A few days later he received a letter from his son.
    Dear Daddy Jenkins,
    Whatever you do, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.
    Love Junebug
    Jenkins, III
    At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
    That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
    Dear Daddy
    Jenkins,
    You can go ahead and plant the collard greens now. That's the best I could do under the
    circumstances.
    Love Junebug, III
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    X Factor got a reaction from TheFantastics09 in Last Film You Saw Thread   
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    A hard choice between taking care of the dog or honeymoon...
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    Your family situation is well known to you. We are strangers on this forum and are just voicing our views which are molded by our environment. You have to decide what you what to do as an adult.
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    The big lesson from Whitney is ---- don't do drugs
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    As a kid you are intimidated by teachers... that is why I think he was compliant in taking his clothes off
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    X Factor got a reaction from Kathryn41 in kennard's various jokes   
    Collard Greens
    An old man in the south lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his yearly collard green garden, but it was always very hard work for him because the ground was hard. His only son, Junebug Jenkins, III, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
    Dear Junebug
    Jenkins, III,
    I am feeling pretty bad because it look like I won't be able to plant my collard green garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
    Love
    Dad
    A few days later he received a letter from his son.
    Dear Daddy Jenkins,
    Whatever you do, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.
    Love Junebug
    Jenkins, III
    At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
    That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
    Dear Daddy
    Jenkins,
    You can go ahead and plant the collard greens now. That's the best I could do under the
    circumstances.
    Love Junebug, III
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    X Factor got a reaction from hikergirl in bad american husband   
    Wow what a sad situaton for this young lady.
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