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Proposed VisaJourney Rule

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: United Kingdom
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Any applicant or petitioner who has applied for adjustment of status (AOS) within the last 12 months is hereby penalized for the following infraction:

Upon notification of approval of AOS, he or she expresses relief/victory/glee in the following manner:

  • Finally!
  • It's about time!
  • Would you believe....?!
  • Hold the phone....
  • Not before time! (chiefly Brit.)
  • Well, I'll be a bare-assed monkey's uncle!

and the like

Additional penalties are imposed for the following egregious offenses:

  • Use of any language outlined above within six months of AOS application submission.
  • Use of all caps (e.g., FINALLY!).
  • Haphazard, wasteful use of exclamation points (e.g., FINALLY!!!!! IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!!!).
  • Whimsical employment of sans serif fonts larger than 16 pt and in bright colors (e.g., FINALLY!!!!!!, SWEET MOTHER OF VELVEETA, IT'S HERE!!!!!!!).

Nature of reprimand to be determined.

Man, I'm becoming one cranky beeyotch.

K-1

March 7, 2005: I-129F NOA1

September 20, 2005: K-1 Interview in London. Visa received shortly thereafter.

AOS

December 30, 2005: I-485 received by USCIS

May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

Your Humble Advice Columnist, Joyce

Come check out the most happenin' thread on VJ: Dear Joyce

Click here to see me visiting with my homebodies.

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Empress of Groovy Experienced

Empress of Groovy   373

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: United Kingdom
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Aw geez, KarenCee--you've only got a couple of months to go, and you're exempt! :)

K-1

March 7, 2005: I-129F NOA1

September 20, 2005: K-1 Interview in London. Visa received shortly thereafter.

AOS

December 30, 2005: I-485 received by USCIS

May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

Your Humble Advice Columnist, Joyce

Come check out the most happenin' thread on VJ: Dear Joyce

Click here to see me visiting with my homebodies.

[The grooviest signature you've ever seen is under construction!]

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