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The Wal-Mart Greeter

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~*Maria*~ Experienced

~*Maria*~   1

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I REALLY, REALLY LIKE THIS GREETER...

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with

her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the

entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice

children you have there. Are they twins?"

The mean-acting woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no,

they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell

would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't

believe someone had sex with you twice. Have a good day!"

Separated!!

Mononoke28 Grand Master

Mononoke28   137

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My Wal-Mart greeter is a mean, one legged, old-guy in a wheelchair, with a tank of oxygen. He doesn't greet anybody, he just kind of makes grumping noises and stares at the outside world. Kind of sad actually.

Diana

CR-1

02/05/07 - I-130 sent to NSC

05/03/07 - NOA2

05/10/07 - NVC receives petition, case # assigned

08/08/07 - Case Complete

09/27/07 - Interview, visa granted

10/02/07 - POE

11/16/07 - Received green card and Welcome to America letter in the mail

Removing Conditions

07/06/09 - I-751 sent to CSC

08/14/09 - Biometrics

09/27/09 - Approved

10/01/09 - Received 10 year green card

U.S. Citizenship

03/30/11 - N-400 sent via Priority Mail w/ delivery confirmation

05/12/11 - Biometrics

07/20/11 - Interview - passed

07/20/11 - Oath ceremony - same day as interview

 

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