K-3

[bruc 0]

I was waiting in line at the Delta booth in SVO the day I was leaving to fly back to Atlanta. A guy from Colorado was there, along with a lady from Madolva that seemed to know it all, and he told me he had just married his girl after knowing her for 7 days.

He had flown to Russia to marry her which he says he did and he had already filed for the K-3 and she would be here in three months.

I asked him how did he manage that in three months when it took longer than the K-1 .

I asked him had he ever heard of VJ...he said no then I told him maybe he needed to come here and do a lot of reading because the K-3 guide lines seemed to take longer than 90 days.

The lady from Madolva said absolutly not and she would be in America in 90 days and he backed her up on this.

This dude then proceeded to tell me that Colorado was different and he would contact his congressman immediately when he got home and demand that she be here in 90 days and he would definitely get it done .

Maybe I need to move to Colorado, file the K-3 instead of the K-1 and contact the congressman there!

I never did find out where the lady from Madolva fits in. She looked like a bar room bouncer so I didn't have much to say to her.

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bruc

[slim 1,514]

I was waiting in line at the Delta booth in SVO the day I was leaving to fly back to Atlanta. A guy from Colorado was there, along with a lady from Madolva that seemed to know it all, and he told me he had just married his girl after knowing her for 7 days.

He had flown to Russia to marry her which he says he did and he had already filed for the K-3 and she would be here in three months.

I asked him how did he manage that in three months when it took longer than the K-1 .

I asked him had he ever heard of VJ...he said no then I told him maybe he needed to come here and do a lot of reading because the K-3 guide lines seemed to take longer than 90 days.

The lady from Madolva said absolutly not and she would be in America in 90 days and he backed her up on this.

This dude then proceeded to tell me that Colorado was different and he would contact his congressman immediately when he got home and demand that she be here in 90 days and he would definitely get it done .

Maybe I need to move to Colorado, file the K-3 instead of the K-1 and contact the congressman there!

I never did find out where the lady from Madolva fits in. She looked like a bar room bouncer so I didn't have much to say to her.

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bruc

You didn't hear about Colorado's new "special circumstances" for K-3 visas? See, they've been pretty short on bouncers lately, and there's been a huge increase in bar room brawls. So, anyone agreeing to go to Madolva (or Moldova?) to marry someone "fitting the physical features" to be a professional bouncer, they're willing to expedite their K-3 so they can get to Colorado ASAP to combat the brawls. They also get EAD effective immediately on touchdown at Denver. I've heard they're even "deputized" as Air Marshalls as soon as they cross the Kansas border and into Colorado air space.

Don't envy this guy, in three months, he'll be crying in his pillow at night while his wife is beating up bikers and Patrick Swaze look-alikes. I mean, to worry about your wife's safety every night? That's just horrible.

It's all part of the job though, in the life of a Colorado Bouncer. (Check out the Fox network Wednesdays at 9:00 CDT)

[Turboguy 6]

Maybe the rarified air did something to his brain. He should move to Anaheim. There is more fantacy in his brain than in the Magic Kingdom.

Well, if he doesn't move I have a feeling his congressman may, to get away from him.