Water is wet according to Trump

[Orangesapples 1,954]

Trump never ceases to impress us with his intelligence:

 

“This is a tough hurricane, one of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water.”

 

Just a reminder that last year he said this about the hurricane in Puerto Rico:

"The response and recovery effort probably has never been seen for something like this. This is an island, surrounded by water — big water, ocean water."

 

He has a lot of wise things to say about water apparently. 

Of course, nothing beats this sentence (yes, it's all one sentence) when it comes to illustrating his brilliance:

 

" Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us."

 

But don't worry, even possessing all of this intelligence, Trump remains humble. He actually said:

" I think I am, actually humble. I think I'm much more humble than you would understand."

 

 

 

Edited September 23, 2018 by Orangesapples