What a mess!

[Jacque67 7,328]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2669538/Explosion-rocks-mall-Nigerian-capital.html

Shocking news.

[DavenRoxy 1,073]

Not even gonna click the link if you are too darn lazy to give an appropriate title and some teaser tidbits to lure me in. *yawn*

[Jacque67 7,328]

Not even gonna click the link if you are too darn lazy to give an appropriate title and some teaser tidbits to lure me in. *yawn*

Sorry to keep boring you!

All you have to do is click on the link. I am from the texting generation y'know.

[DavenRoxy 1,073]

Sorry to keep boring you!

All you have to do is click on the link. I am from the texting generation y'know.

LOL, well, that 'splains it, Lucy!! Darn lazy kids these days!

Based on the name, I assume you are of the more feminine gender. Surely you understand a good tease garners more attention than just throwing it out there....

[Jacque67 7,328]

Yep. A quick flash is more titillating than full exposure , I have found;)

I thought clicking on links kinda erotic?? N'est ce pas?

[DavenRoxy 1,073]

Hindi Po... Kailangan mo ng monang saktong tatlong pangungusap para magka interest ang mambabasa sa pinopost mo!! Para saguting nila ang mga katanungan mo.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

Hindi Po... Kailangan mo ng monang saktong tatlong pangungusap para magka interest ang mambabasa sa pinopost mo!! Para saguting nila ang mga katanungan mo.

At least three

[DavenRoxy 1,073]

At least three

LOL, you're so Rico Suavé... But I know you had as much help as I did.

[Jacque67 7,328]

Hindi Po... Kailangan mo ng monang saktong tatlong pangungusap para magka interest ang mambabasa sa pinopost mo!! Para saguting nila ang mga katanungan mo.

God dammit ? Sounds fascinating but no idea what it means. Rough translation please;)

[DavenRoxy 1,073]

God dammit ? Sounds fascinating but no idea what it means. Rough translation please;)

And that is how I sneak up on my unsuspecting women and intrigue them, with a foreign tongue....

Basically, I was trying to say that you need to entice the readers with at least three sentences so they will be interested enough to click on your link.

(Disclaimer: Lest ye think I am an international man of mystery with mastery of many languages and such, I hadda have my wife help me with about 22 of those words...)

[Jacque67 7,328]

Ha ha!