Shootout at the Tax City Tax Service in Detroit

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I heard Somalia is nice this time of year. No Obamacare and everyone owns an Ak-47. Plenty of sun and friendly beaches.

[LibCampFireClub 635]

I heard Somalia is nice this time of year. No Obamacare and everyone owns an Ak-47. Plenty of sun and friendly beaches.

Sounds like a liberal's paradise. Work short hours and live off the backs of others.

[Penny Lane 8,159]

Sounds like a liberal's paradise. Work short hours and live off the backs of others.

Is that what I could be doing?! Here I am working full time and paying my own bills like a sucker. I'm a bad liberal, I guess.

[LibCampFireClub 635]

Is that what I could be doing?! Here I am working full time and paying my own bills like a sucker. I'm a bad liberal, I guess.

You can do that here in the USA as Somalia may have a high-risk/reward ratio.

1. Fake a work injury

2. Find an ambulance chasing lawyer

3. File a lawsuit with your company for the injury, which can net you a nice out of court settlement

4. Go to the food stamp office

5. File social security and welfare

VJ is here to help!

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

Is that what I could be doing?! Here I am working full time and paying my own bills like a sucker. I'm a bad liberal, I guess.

I must suck at being a liberal, been working for the last 25 years. About to retire next year, but I'm looking for another job as we speak. I'm still waiting for my free shyt!

[Penny Lane 8,159]

I must suck at being a liberal, been working for the last 25 years. About to retire next year, but I'm looking for another job as we speak. I'm still waiting for my free shyt!

We all are, Marvin. It'll get here one day. They wouldn't lie to us.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

Gone off topic? That implies it was once on topic.

I think this thread might be the first one I've seen where the OP takes his thread off topic in the MAIN POST.

You're just jelly that they're faster than you.

[LibCampFireClub 635]

Hang in there guys. Your savior promised you can work less and have more. It's bound to work out.

[Penny Lane 8,159]

I keep forgetting Obama is my savior. Who knew that simply supporting a politician made them a 'savior'? One more reason I'm glad for VJ!

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

Hang in there guys. Your savior promised you can work less and have more. It's bound to work out.

You sound like the very folks you make fun of. No one here worships Obama like a God, but you conservatives talk about him like he is one.

[Penny Lane 8,159]

It IS funny that the only people here who talk of Obama worship, treating him like a God, him being a savior ... are those opposed to him. Not the people who voted for him.

I don't think I've ever seen anyone here say Obama is their savior. Point me to it?

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

It IS funny that the only people here who talk of Obama worship, treating him like a God, him being a savior ... are those opposed to him. Not the people who voted for him.

I don't think I've ever seen anyone here say Obama is their savior. Point me to it?

They are also the only ones thinking, talking and writing about him 24/7. I'd say they're all obsessed with the man.

[Penny Lane 8,159]

Back to how this shooting was related to Obamacare. Anyone? Bueller?

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

I heard Somalia is nice this time of year. No Obamacare and everyone owns an Ak-47. Plenty of sun and friendly beaches.

You Obama supporters just want to make people believe that the plight in Somalia was not caused by Obamacare. It was. Definitely.

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

They are also the only ones thinking, talking and writing about him 24/7. I'd say they're all obsessed with the man.

Talk about man crush.

Back to how this shooting was related to Obamacare. Anyone? Bueller?

I believe the shooter was black. There's your connection. I'm a genius.