Polite Phone Excuses..

[LuzyC 0]

Tired of pesky telemarketer,neighbors and all that unwanted calls..try this..

http://www.prankplace.com/p_excuses.htm

[Mags 112]

I love these Luzy! I've read some good ones over the years...although I've never had the guts to actually do them.

P.S. That's a rather saucy avatar young lady!!

[LuzyC 0]

Nothing got to do with the phone excuses..but sounds alike about phone..lol..

If you are absessive-compulsive,press one repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent,please ask someone to press two for you.

If you have multiple personalities,press three,four,five and six.

If you are paranoid,we know who you are and what you want.Stay on the line

se we can trace your call.

If you are delusional,press seven and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic,listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are a manic depressive,it doesn't matter which number you press,no-one will answer.

If you have a nervous disorder,please fidget with the hash key until someone comes on the line.

If you are dyslexic press 696969696969.

If you have amnesia,press eight and state your name.address,phone number,date of birth,social security number,and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder,slowly and carefully,press 000.

If you have short term memory loss,press nine.If you have short term memory loss,press nine.If you have short term memory loss,press nine.

If you have low self esteem,please hang up.Our operatore are too busy to talk to you.

p.s. Im just bored,and all alone..Gary still sleeping-its his day-off and I dont have the heart to wake him up even he told me to do so..poor baby work his ###-off these fast few days..

[AnaAndDaniel 0]

as soon as i realize it is a telemarketer, i jst say: no thank you not interested by. and hang up.

but i have not receive any in a while. maybe those do not call lists do work after all.

Daniel

:energetic:

[eric&gen 0]

as soon as i realize it is a telemarketer, i jst say: no thank you not interested by. and hang up.

but i have not receive any in a while. maybe those do not call lists do work after all.

Daniel

:energetic:

when i pick up the phone then i let the telemarketers say a few words then go huh huh yea sure then i hang up on them real quick lol.