Things Learned From Mom

[LuzyC 0]

1. My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me about RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me about LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me about FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me about IRONY.

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

8. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks like a tornado went through it."

9. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

10. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

11. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

12. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

13. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until your father gets home."

14. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

15. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

16. My mother taught me about ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you'll be cold?"

17. My mother taught me about HUMOR.

"When that lawnmower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

18. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

19. My mother taught me about GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

20. My mother taught me about WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

[waiting4Oliverio 0]

awww sounds just like my mom hehe

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Where would we be without our mom's wisdom?

[LuzyC 0]

I just saw this and it reminds me of my Mother ..this is exactly what she tell me to be simply happy..now all I can do is look back the way she used to be....she has a stroke last year and she never made to walk again..she has a mind of a kid and forgot who I am to her..I miss her..I love my mother and I pray for her..

Recipe for a Happy Day

(No calories to count in this one)

Ingredients:

1 cup friendly words

2 heaping cups understanding

4 tsp. time and patience

Pinch of humor

Method for mixing:

Measure words carefully.

Add heaping cups of understanding.

Use generous amounts of time and patience.

Keep temperature low - DO NOT BOIL.

Add dash of humour and a warm personality.

Season to taste with spice of life.

Serve in individual molds.

Always be grateful for what you have,

and not resentful or angry about what

you may not have.