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[Danno 1,228]

For the Pat Robison lovers... and haters.

Edited January 4, 2011 by Danno

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Do you think it is fair that God chooses to talk to him but pretty much nobody else? I can't stand secrets. People that whisper into someone else's ear and then won't let you know what they were saying. Is this much different? Why would God not talk to everyone?

Unless of course...

[Danno 1,228]

Do you think it is fair that God chooses to talk to him but pretty much nobody else? I can't stand secrets. People that whisper into someone else's ear and then won't let you know what they were saying. Is this much different? Why would God not talk to everyone?

Unless of course...

Why do you assume God only talks to Robertson?

I don't think he said that.

Seems there is enough material to work with if you stick to what he did say.

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Why do you assume God only talks to Robertson?

Does God talk to you or has He been giving you the silent treatment for the last XX years?

Edited January 5, 2011 by Lord Infamous

[Danno 1,228]

Does God talk to you or has He been giving you the silent treatment for the last XX years?

Wait a minute... you never answered the question: Where did you get the idea God only talks to Robertson?

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

This Pat Robertson?

Pat Robertson: Snow Is God’s Way of Punishing Americans Who Were Planning to Drive to Do Something Gay

Treacherous Roads Part of Almighty’s Strategy, Says Televangelist

VIRGINIA BEACH – Rev. Pat Robertson sparked controversy in today’s broadcast of his 700 Club program when he claimed that God created the blizzard currently battering the Northeast “to punish Americans who were planning to drive to do something gay.”

Explaining his theory, Rev. Robertson said, “Because of the bad road conditions the Almighty has made, any gay activities that people were planning on doing will have to be postponed by a day or two.”

Additionally, he argued, God shut down major airports in the New York area “so that people who were hoping to fly to do something of a gay nature would have to take a train or a bus, so it might be days before the gay thing they were going to do could occur.”

As for the millions of straight people in New York City who were also grounded by the bad weather, the televangelist said, “I think God probably wonders, if these people are really straight, then what are they doing in New York?”

In other blizzard-related news, the National Weather Service offered this update: “It’s as white as a Glenn Beck rally out there.”

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Yup, that's the one:

Pat Robertson (Not to be confused with Rob Patterson) is a politically motivated, batshit insane evangelical preacher who who runs the ####### and Ball Network (CBN) to cater to the secret gay needs of Christians everywhere. His main form of eroticism involves doomsday preaching and how everyone is fvcked unless they accept Jesus into their hearts and pray really hard.

Pat has been known to troll the media by making rather lulzy comments such as saying God gave Israeli leader Ariel Sharon a stroke for giving Israeli-controlled land to Palestinians and that he caused hurricane Gloria to change course and not hit the CBN headquarters through his prayer.

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At the end of each year Robertson retreats away to have a private little chat with God. During this intimate time Robertson, using all the tools at his disposal, is somehow able to induce God into telling him what is going to happen during the next year. Robertson then gleefully announces to the media what God had to say. Unknown to Robertson however, is that since God is omniscient he already knew what about Robertson's plans and gave him fake information for the lulz. Realizing that he has been trolled, Robertson tries to save face by saying "I have a good track record" but "sometimes I miss."

Some of God's other lies have included:

• Y2K will lead to a disaster of epic proportions.
• In 2005 God will permaban a bunch of justices from the Supreme Court.
• In 2007 there will be a major terrorist attack.
• In 2008 there will be a Christian conversion in China to the tune of 250,000,000 people

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pat_Robertson

[Danno 1,228]

Yup, that's the one:

Pat Robertson (Not to be confused with Rob Patterson) is a politically motivated, batshit insane evangelical preacher who who runs the ####### and Ball Network (CBN) to cater to the secret gay needs of Christians everywhere. His main form of eroticism involves doomsday preaching and how everyone is fvcked unless they accept Jesus into their hearts and pray really hard.

Pat has been known to troll the media by making rather lulzy comments such as saying God gave Israeli leader Ariel Sharon a stroke for giving Israeli-controlled land to Palestinians and that he caused hurricane Gloria to change course and not hit the CBN headquarters through his prayer.

....

At the end of each year Robertson retreats away to have a private little chat with God. During this intimate time Robertson, using all the tools at his disposal, is somehow able to induce God into telling him what is going to happen during the next year. Robertson then gleefully announces to the media what God had to say. Unknown to Robertson however, is that since God is omniscient he already knew what about Robertson's plans and gave him fake information for the lulz. Realizing that he has been trolled, Robertson tries to save face by saying "I have a good track record" but "sometimes I miss."

Some of God's other lies have included:

• Y2K will lead to a disaster of epic proportions.
• In 2005 God will permaban a bunch of justices from the Supreme Court.
• In 2007 there will be a major terrorist attack.
• In 2008 there will be a Christian conversion in China to the tune of 250,000,000 people

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pat_Robertson

Yeah, Yeah,yeah.... we know all that about the guy now how about his 1-2 year projection.... will he be right?

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I think he (Pat Robertson) is mostly wrong. Very wrong. So, does God talk to you like He talks to Pat Robertson?

"Your country is in grave peril"

"In 2 years will come a time of reckoning"

"Your creditors will demand payment"

"Your currency will shrink in value"

"Unemployment will increase"

"People on fixed income will suffer"

"Many will turn to Me"

"It will not be a time of happiness"

"CBN will prosper"

"Another good year for CBN but tough for the world"

In 2012 the man elected president will reside over an "impoverished nation"

"I am not going to let men destroy the world with nuclear bombs"

[/quotes from God]